Noob tries his hand at tribal life

[MrDecay]

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>Be me
>Start a new game of Rimworld
>Not know how to play but pick the tribe to start anyway
>In the first week one of the colonists gets an infection and dies
>Chief depressed
>Life goes on
>Start doing better
>Chief and best friend come down with malaria
>Raid incoming
>Chief is the best warrior but can't fight
>Crafter defends the tribe like a greek demigod on steroids
>Crafter gets infection and joins chief and friend in the medical room
>Crafter dies
>Chief and friend mourn
>Friend dies
>Chief isn't himself anymore and is dying
>Chief sneaks out at night and stargazes
>Chief dies
>I cry
>Remaining tribe buries the dead and mourns
>Raid incoming
>No warriors left
>One dies, two get knocked out
>Raiders kidnap knocked out tribesman
>Pet dog goes crazy but pet bear eats him
>Game over