Your turret/turrets rebel against you... they become strong independent turrets who don't need no man.
Warning: The turrets are acting strangely
-Alert: The turrets are targeting colonists (2% chance)
-Alert: The turrets aim had been compromised (5% chance)
-Alert: The turrets refuse to fire (15% chance)
-Alert: The turrets are targeting everything (8% chance)
-Else: The glitch has resolved itself
Item/Artifact: Targeting Algorithm Virus: Convinces turrets that you are not hostile and others are. (-1 use- Carried by Pirate Hackers)
Fun:
-A turret has divided by 0 -Turret explodes-
-A turret has developed a bond with X