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Title: Pickup Lines
Post by: PotatoeTater on February 10, 2017, 12:18:16 PM

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Sunflowers are yellow,

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, these are just gardening facts.

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Post by: RazorHed on February 10, 2017, 10:27:09 PM

Excuse me miss , do you have any less attractive than you friends around that might enjoy a few dozen oralgasms?

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Post by: Listen1 on February 13, 2017, 06:49:13 AM

"You are so pretty that I must take you to a ball, because every beautiful woman deserves to be taken to a ball."

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Post by: Kegereneku on February 14, 2017, 02:41:56 PM

"Excuse me miss, could you pretend I just had a nice pick-up line?"

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Post by: carbon on February 14, 2017, 05:22:32 PM

"I just found this dolly (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_truck). Quick, get on!"

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Post by: mumblemumble on March 09, 2017, 12:18:42 PM

"how much does a walrus weigh? enough to break the ice : Hi I'm mumble."

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Post by: BetaSpectre on March 09, 2017, 09:32:21 PM

"Good day to you sir."

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Post by: b0rsuk on March 10, 2017, 03:15:51 PM

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"I could dance with you till the cows come home...But I would rather dance with the cows till you come home"

"Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first."

"I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at storks."

-- Groucho Marx

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Post by: AShinyPotato on March 11, 2017, 05:20:22 PM

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?

Because you are CuTe

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Post by: mumblemumble on March 11, 2017, 05:57:26 PM

"Here to pickup the stuff you were giving away on craigslist?"

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