I am Max.
Day 0. -- opened an ancient danger by mistake while not paying attention, somehow managed to blast the 1 scyther that popped out of it. (totally unscathed)
Later that day--(day zero)
A rabbit went mad 10 meters off-- had no time to react.. closed before I could blast it. .. it chewed the shit out of my torso and most of the rest of my body.
I am alone here so nobody to patch me up.. spent 2 days in bed healing up after that Rabbit.
I swear the above irony is completely true.
~Max