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Title: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on March 05, 2015, 03:17:38 AM
Some of the sculptures created by colonists are quite funky so I'd thought I'd start a thread for sculptures rendered in real life.

This is just for fun so they don't have to be masterpieces. Stick-figures crudely scrawled in Paint is just fine.

This is my take on an odd sculpture in my current colony.

(http://i.imgur.com/KcsLKtl.jpg)

http://blackpanzerdragon.deviantart.com/art/Hugs-by-Takeru-RimWorld-scupture-518116272 (http://blackpanzerdragon.deviantart.com/art/Hugs-by-Takeru-RimWorld-scupture-518116272)

I'm speculating that during a food shortage a Void God by the name of Takeru decided to aid my colony by striking down a wild boar with a lightning bolt, and turned it insane so that it wanted to be eaten. The burning boar must have ran to the edge of my colony and started rolling about happily at the thought of being eaten. Then Takeru said "Hugs" and disappeared back into the Void.

/wild speculation
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: skullywag on March 05, 2015, 03:19:28 AM
Haha love this....i forsee much lols. :D
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Boboid on March 05, 2015, 03:24:40 AM
Bahaha, that's amazing, the descriptions are often hilarious in their own right but with that pic? My stomach hurts from laughing :D
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on March 05, 2015, 04:09:11 AM
oh this is perfect!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: warden on March 05, 2015, 04:14:05 AM
 Brilliant, cracked me up.  ;D
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: skullywag on March 05, 2015, 04:14:51 AM
Damn i saw your name and hoped youd added one, had a maniacal grin on my face. Do not dissapoint Shinzy........-_-
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on March 05, 2015, 05:32:10 AM
Damn i saw your name and hoped youd added one, had a maniacal grin on my face. Do not dissapoint Shinzy........-_-
aw *pat* one day when I'm no busy with irl stuff and have more time to actually *play* Rimwurld!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on March 05, 2015, 08:27:41 AM
Quick one before work.

(http://i.imgur.com/3PL4PJT.jpg)

Did Murphy think he was bagging himself a wife or something?  :-\ Whatever the case might be, Mallard has been in my prison for a year and refuses to be recruited. It probably doesn't help that that creep Murphy keeps sneaking into the prison to talk to her.

Anyway, RimWorld in a single picture there lol  :P
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Skissor on March 05, 2015, 09:03:56 AM
Oh my god.... You cannot imagine how brilliant this looks to me. Just pure art. :)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Kegereneku on March 05, 2015, 09:08:18 AM
I think Tynan or whoever write these description will have to be careful in the future.
It could be aesthetically dangerous.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Boboid on March 05, 2015, 11:23:08 AM
These are amazing muffins, you're a genius :D

I'd love to see you try and do one of the sculpture-within-a-sculpture pieces my colonies occasionally churn out.. where the second sculpture is about making the first sculpture!


Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: skullywag on March 05, 2015, 12:19:31 PM
I actually squinted and said "wheres the ba....oh shiiiii"
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Monkfish on March 05, 2015, 12:33:03 PM
Moar.

MOAR!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: cultist on March 05, 2015, 01:18:52 PM
Is it just me or does the "Capture" event often get paired with words like "erotic", "love" etc? Maybe Tynan's into leather and whips eh? ;)

Also, these are amazing. I should try to ham up something in Paint, but it ain't gonna be pretty...
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Panzer on March 05, 2015, 02:01:01 PM
Haha awesome ^^ can you do this one for me? Posted it over at funniest things ;D

[attachment deleted due to age]
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: ITypedThis on March 05, 2015, 02:04:46 PM
This just so great. Every aspect is just perfect! ;D
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: CodyRex123 on March 05, 2015, 02:41:08 PM
... Once i get home, am gonna find my craziest sculpture... and post its description on here, no reason to draw it but just something i think you should see.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on March 06, 2015, 02:46:00 AM
Haha awesome ^^ can you do this one for me? Posted it over at funniest things ;D

My word that's a strange one! I might give it a go if I have time (I'm working solidly over the next week or so, so it won't be soon).
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: warden on March 06, 2015, 04:14:54 AM
muffins has talent, even if i could draw something with GIMP, i don't think i could perceive depths and angles and whatnot to create anything that would actually make sense. I always end up drawing a dickbutt or something if i happen to grab a pencil.

If any shrinks read that, i don't need your analysis.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on March 06, 2015, 05:19:58 AM
muffins has talent, even if i could draw something with GIMP, i don't think i could perceive depths and angles and whatnot to create anything that would actually make sense. I always end up drawing a dickbutt or something if i happen to grab a pencil.

If any shrinks read that, i don't need your analysis.

Analysis: Imgurian
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: skullywag on March 06, 2015, 12:48:17 PM
I have 2 i want drawn will upload the descriptions tonight and people can have at it. They are awesome trust me.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Specialist290 on March 06, 2015, 04:11:46 PM
Then Takeru said "Hugs" and disappeared back into the Void.

I made it all the way to this sentence before I totally lost it.  The sculpture itself is funny, and your take on it even more so, but that description is the icing on the cake.  Looking forward to seeing more!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Tynan on March 06, 2015, 04:35:48 PM
These are amazing! Bonus points on Still of Yuuta for actually looking up the characters involved and properly depicting their outfits and equipment.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: skullywag on March 06, 2015, 05:36:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gStRRMj.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/rw8E5Sc.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/lcMar9o.png)
Take yer pick.  o.O   Tynan what were you smoking......
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: CodyRex123 on March 06, 2015, 07:14:41 PM
Seeing as i don't know how to work the image edit stuff that PC's start with, ama just use Imgur to share the descriptions, So, first off, some strange ones.
http://imgur.com/a/Xr1zQ
The colony this is in isn't that.... mad with their creations, though they tend to make great in terms of grade, its descriptions aren't much.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: REMworlder on March 07, 2015, 12:20:21 AM
how do i surrealism (http://i.imgur.com/KPlznv6.png)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Coenmcj on March 07, 2015, 12:25:49 AM
These are amazing.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: REMworlder on March 07, 2015, 12:36:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/XoqjiSA.png)

I kind of forgot about the elk so he's shoehorned in :(


edit: happy burning deer sans pants with otters (http://i.imgur.com/qOIxqbs.png)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: CheeseGromit on March 07, 2015, 12:43:28 AM
I just got the animal rolling on the floor laughing manicaly whilst burning art depiction. Except it was a deer and it was nearly naked.

Deerhide pants were off, perhaps a little warm from the fire and it was rolling around having a good time. Love to know what the uncountable otters were thinking.

Edit:
happy burning deer sans pants with otters (http://i.imgur.com/qOIxqbs.png)

Thanks for the laughs. That's great.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: CodyRex123 on March 07, 2015, 01:18:45 AM
Amazing, lol.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Kirid on March 07, 2015, 11:04:29 AM
(http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag117/Kirid420/Screenshots/OlesyaPic_1.png) (http://s1301.photobucket.com/user/Kirid420/media/Screenshots/OlesyaPic_1.png.html)
I love this thread XD I had to try making at least one of these.
I can't believe I wasted so much time making something so ridiculous.
It's not super great because I cut a lot of corners.
I chose to desaturate the emu's color, it detracted from the overall image and took away from the statue feeling.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on March 07, 2015, 11:08:31 AM
(http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag117/Kirid420/Screenshots/OlesyaPic_1.png) (http://s1301.photobucket.com/user/Kirid420/media/Screenshots/OlesyaPic_1.png.html)
I love this thread XD I had to try making at least one of these.
I can't believe I wasted so much time making something so ridiculous.
It's not super great because I cut a lot of corners.
I chose to desaturate the emu's color, it detracted from the overall image and took away from the statue feeling.

I love the cat! ;D and how the rock has most of the detail
Go go Kirry go! *cheer*
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: jackgreenslade31 on March 07, 2015, 12:34:54 PM
I think we have found the new DaVinci XD
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Kirid on March 07, 2015, 05:14:31 PM
Lol thanks, make me blush.
Now if we could only get anthropomorphic emus and giant cats in the game.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Boboid on March 07, 2015, 05:23:54 PM
Bahaha, christ that's amazing Kirid.

An emu in a duster just slays me. My face hurts from laughing >.<
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: b0rsuk on March 07, 2015, 05:27:00 PM
(http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE1LzAzLzAzL2MwL1dvb2RwZWNrZXIuOTQ1YmEucG5nCnAJdGh1bWIJOTUweDUzNCMKZQlqcGc/ab5fadb9/1f6/Woodpecker.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbZt0DMd8p4
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Mathenaut on March 07, 2015, 05:29:29 PM
This thread is the best thread.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: ShootyFace on March 11, 2015, 01:31:28 PM
More! Haha, seriously, though.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on March 12, 2015, 01:46:31 PM
Seeing as i don't know how to work the image edit stuff that PC's start with, ama just use Imgur to share the descriptions, So, first off, some strange ones.
http://imgur.com/a/Xr1zQ
The colony this is in isn't that.... mad with their creations, though they tend to make great in terms of grade, its descriptions aren't much.

I just had to attempt one of those  ;D

(http://i.imgur.com/GwR6Hij.jpg)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on March 12, 2015, 01:52:21 PM
Seeing as i don't know how to work the image edit stuff that PC's start with, ama just use Imgur to share the descriptions, So, first off, some strange ones.
http://imgur.com/a/Xr1zQ
The colony this is in isn't that.... mad with their creations, though they tend to make great in terms of grade, its descriptions aren't much.

I just had to attempt one of those  ;D

http://i.imgur.com/GwR6Hij.jpg
OH you have no right to call that an attempt at this point mister!
This is finished piece of art
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Tynan on March 12, 2015, 01:53:10 PM
I love it!

This is like my favorite thread ever :p
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on March 12, 2015, 04:10:05 PM
This was a visitor who managed to path through some fire and catch alight. At its peak the fire-size was over 150 and I didn't think that she would survive. However, she managed to put the fire out after several attempts and even managed to reach the edge of the map.

(http://i.imgur.com/ladejrv.jpg)

The bluejays are on the reverse of the sculpture (meaning I forgot about them until I pasted the description onto the drawing  :-\ )
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: REMworlder on March 12, 2015, 04:21:12 PM
Haha wow, really nice work muffins. I love all the different vomits going on in Artwork No. 18 :P.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Kirid on March 12, 2015, 08:20:37 PM
"She seems to be losing himself" .. Suggestive? It's a good thing it says nearly naked, or else it might be less of a mystery.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Tynan on March 12, 2015, 08:30:21 PM
"She seems to be losing himself" .. Suggestive? It's a good thing it says nearly naked, or else it might be less of a mystery.

It's a bug :p fixed.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: The Uncanny Tranny on March 12, 2015, 09:52:21 PM
"She seems to be losing himself" .. Suggestive? It's a good thing it says nearly naked, or else it might be less of a mystery.

It's a bug :p fixed.

*Sniff* I am NOT a bug to be fixed thank you very much.

Seriously though, this is all so awesome.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: StorymasterQ on March 12, 2015, 10:46:49 PM
"She seems to be losing himself" .. Suggestive? It's a good thing it says nearly naked, or else it might be less of a mystery.

It's a bug :p fixed.

*Sniff* I am NOT a bug to be fixed thank you very much.

Seriously though, this is all so awesome.
I was confused until I saw your name. Then I lol'd.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: The Uncanny Tranny on March 12, 2015, 11:20:10 PM
"She seems to be losing himself" .. Suggestive? It's a good thing it says nearly naked, or else it might be less of a mystery.

It's a bug :p fixed.

*Sniff* I am NOT a bug to be fixed thank you very much.

Seriously though, this is all so awesome.
I was confused until I saw your name. Then I lol'd.

I tend to poke fun at my situation; it makes it slightly less soul-destroying.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: BattleFalcon on March 15, 2015, 03:27:09 AM
"She seems to be losing himself" .. Suggestive? It's a good thing it says nearly naked, or else it might be less of a mystery.

It's a bug :p fixed.

*Sniff* I am NOT a bug to be fixed thank you very much.

Seriously though, this is all so awesome.
I was confused until I saw your name. Then I lol'd.

I tend to poke fun at my situation; it makes it slightly less soul-destroying.

Yay! I have met another trans* person who plays rimworld!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: tommytom on March 15, 2015, 04:36:47 PM
Awww. Was hoping to see more of these. They are pretty awesome!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: milon on March 25, 2015, 02:11:50 PM
Can this thread get stickied?  It would be great for it to grow over time.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: REMworlder on March 25, 2015, 02:29:57 PM
Here are a few sculptures from my latest colony if anyone needs material. (sorry for the awful format)

https://imgur.com/vRLGGXh,01X31tu,iUXjONd,IesLRKO,bcb2KGe,g8pcIJr,dbdcAMm,pgvzfbp,ItvCZ3P#0

Featured art includes:
-a sculpture of the artist sculpting a sculpture
-a despairing decomposing father wearing a jockstrap
-a baby playing backgammon with planetologists
-a baby playing blackjack with lawyers
-drooling colonists in drop pods
-a city inside a community inside a forest
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: REMworlder on March 26, 2015, 12:45:09 AM
Talented people pls draw only bad things happen in MS paint.

(http://i.imgur.com/bNpXWVx.png)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: ZioN on April 07, 2015, 10:47:11 AM
Here is two if anyone wants to draw them. 

[attachment deleted due to age]
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: skullywag on April 07, 2015, 12:51:02 PM
"Lolling out".....i like that im lolling out right now over that pic. Good work!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: REMworlder on April 07, 2015, 09:50:30 PM
Quote
(https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11206.0;attach=7569;image)
A megascarab waving hands around trying to take its clothing off? A symbolic halo of fire for a megascarab that's actually on fire? Hahaha this one's hilarious.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: skullywag on April 08, 2015, 06:25:55 AM
Megascarabs have hands? Oh god!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on July 11, 2015, 01:11:46 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/B1wzRQn.jpg)

I had to think why there would be a housewife in the sculpture. Then Randy sent me three sieges, two raids and a warg pack back-to-back/overlapping. I love you Randy.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: skullywag on July 11, 2015, 01:23:34 PM
Beautiful.....*tears up*...
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: REMworlder on July 12, 2015, 12:32:24 AM
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/Dwc3NCB3feQfK/200_s.gif)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: keylocke on July 12, 2015, 06:12:04 AM
 :o omg. so much epic and win.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: A Friend on July 12, 2015, 06:38:45 AM
Everything:

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/836/516/411.gif)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on July 12, 2015, 10:48:01 PM
No less than two of my grey markers ran out while colouring this so the end result isn't as nice as I'd like it to be.

(http://i.imgur.com/9jrEJMr.jpg)

[Speculation]

This depicts "Red", a famous pirate slasher. The story goes that when he was still a baby he was playing on the shore of a lake with his favourite toy pirate ship when a salmon grabbed it and made off with it. Now you know pirate slashers. If they see a turret they want to stab it, if they see a centipede (essentially a tank with legs) they want to stab that too. If there is a granite door between them and what they want, they will stab their way through the rock door to get at it. So little Red grabbed his mothers shiv and jumped into the lake whereupon he stabbed the salmon to death. He then proceeded to stab all the salmon in that lake. Every ... single ... one.

When his pirate parents found him again he was trying to stab the lake itself.

[/speculation]
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on July 13, 2015, 04:57:16 AM
No less than two of my grey markers ran out while colouring this so the end result isn't as nice as I'd like it to be.

http://i.imgur.com/9jrEJMr.jpg

[Speculation]

This depicts "Red", a famous pirate slasher. The story goes that when he was still a baby he was playing on the shore of a lake with his favourite toy pirate ship when a salmon grabbed it and made off with it. Now you know pirate slashers. If they see a turret they want to stab it, if they see a centipede (essentially a tank with legs) they want to stab that too. If there is a granite door between them and what they want, they will stab their way through the rock door to get at it. So little Red grabbed his mothers shiv and jumped into the lake whereupon he stabbed the salmon to death. He then proceeded to stab all the salmon in that lake. Every ... single ... one.

When his pirate parents found him again he was trying to stab the lake itself.

[/speculation]

Bravo!
I weep for your grey markers
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Barley on July 13, 2015, 06:40:02 AM
Best mace ever, hands down.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: DDawgSierra on July 13, 2015, 08:56:19 AM
 :'( We gather here today to mourn the passing of Muffin's grey markers... May they rest in peace. May we all have a moment of silence to commemorate their passing?
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Levin on July 13, 2015, 01:23:29 PM
These are glorious, Muffins! :D
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: DDawgSierra on July 13, 2015, 01:43:34 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO SILENCE?!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on July 13, 2015, 05:25:13 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO SILENCE?!

how long moment of silence did you want? there's good long hours of silence there!
More than any marker deserves!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Tynan on July 13, 2015, 08:25:53 PM
Revenge Red - I love it.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Daman453 on July 14, 2015, 02:51:52 PM
MORE
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: DDawgSierra on July 14, 2015, 04:06:57 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO SILENCE?!

how long moment of silence did you want? there's good long hours of silence there!
More than any marker deserves!

I was kidding. *sniff*
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Segrog on July 14, 2015, 09:58:28 PM
GET BACK TO DRAWING, PEASANTS.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: DDawgSierra on July 15, 2015, 10:22:46 AM
GET BACK TO DRAWING, PEASANTS.

Yeeessssssssssssss, Master..." -Igor, 2015
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on July 18, 2015, 01:48:24 AM
I was very pleased that Night decided to create this sculpture since there is a bit of a story behind it.

(http://i.imgur.com/xPdg3zj.jpg)

Checking the injuries of the new prisoners after a raid I found that one of them, Sherman, had her jaw blown off. Being human I felt terrible for her having suffered such an appalling injury. That has to be one of the nastiest injuries in the game.

I immediately ordered the installation of a prosthetic jaw.

Of course this is RimWorld so of course the surgeon started laying into poor Sherman with his Cleaver of Healing, hacking off her hand in the process. Of course he did. Of course he did!

(http://i.imgur.com/kcDKnsa.png)

Wow did I feel bad. You try to help someone in need and your idiot colonists find some way to make things worse.

A full bionic arm was quickly, but expensively, obtained and was waiting for Sherman as soon as she was recruited, which thankfully wasn't long. Now she's a really good civilian constructor in the colony.

I'm guessing that Sherman is writhing and shaking in the sculpture because she knows for a fact that my colonists are morons, and that she might wake up with two peg-legs rather than a bionic arm.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Tynan on July 18, 2015, 01:53:24 AM
OK I seriously started laughing out loud when I saw the chopped-off hand with the memorial flower arrangement around it. Very #DeadRaccoonTO ish.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on July 18, 2015, 06:24:31 AM
Oh I adore how you captured the sensual feel to it, too!
This is your best one yet =P until the next one ofc
(You've steadily outdone yourself each time)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on July 18, 2015, 12:21:50 PM
Thanks! I love drawing and I love RimWorld, so drawing stuff in RimWorld is extremely fun.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Kelian on July 18, 2015, 05:05:47 PM
Muffins = Genius Picasso. You sir, win at life.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Devon_v on July 20, 2015, 10:57:33 AM
Thanks! I love drawing and I love RimWorld, so drawing stuff in RimWorld is extremely fun.
I am greatly glad that you love doing this, because I love you doing this. :)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: snipes on July 20, 2015, 11:07:49 AM
keep it up that's how one improves if not for the 4 other class related art projects i have already i would join ya too XD
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: A Friend on July 21, 2015, 10:07:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MQjftFd.png)
I didn't know what a focal point was.

P.S. I just really really really really wanted to draw a fly in a spacesuit.

(http://i.imgur.com/z2HZAJl.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/pSOwD4M.png)

Edit: Made some slight improvements.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on July 21, 2015, 11:11:23 AM
That has to be one of the strangest RimWorld sculptures I've seen  ;D

Buzz-Stop lol
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Segrog on July 21, 2015, 03:05:03 PM
Incredible. Just amazing.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Jarwy on July 22, 2015, 10:06:33 AM
Fantastic work!

Piece of Helene is pretty great. You somehow managed to fit the entire story into such a small space.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on July 22, 2015, 12:14:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MzsP69N.jpg)

Tara successfully recruited Gorar (2% chance) ALL GLORY TO TARA!!

I think she must take her job a little too seriously lol

Fantastic work!

Piece of Helene is pretty great. You somehow managed to fit the entire story into such a small space.

Thankyou! It's incredibly tough to squeeze a lot of detail onto a sheet of A4 when you're using pens and markers. Pencils are easy for detail, but pens and markers are like using crayons on a post-it note lol
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Segrog on July 22, 2015, 12:19:10 PM
Seriously just amazing. Wow.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: skullywag on July 22, 2015, 12:21:09 PM
That pose by tara he must have been a 1 percenter. Fantastic work.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on July 22, 2015, 02:38:07 PM
I just love the little details, with the stones marked for hauling and so :P
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Tynan on July 22, 2015, 02:46:57 PM
This is why I'm always glad to get the new-reply email for this thread.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: dotsnake on July 24, 2015, 02:17:23 AM
http://dotsnake.deviantart.com/gallery/
(http://i.imgur.com/Xmqp1pn.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NeJWgZB.jpg)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on July 24, 2015, 03:30:13 AM
Maxwell looks like he is having fun, but beware, for the Stork of Karma is almost upon him!

I really like the shading and highlights there. They're really effective at bringing the characters out.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Kirid on July 25, 2015, 04:41:47 AM
muffins what kind of markers do you use? And is it too much to ask if you would upload a picture rather than a scan? I want to see what your drawings look like on paper.
99% of what I do is digital, but I'm trying to learn to draw normally.(doodling in class)

I love your art dotsnake  ;D
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on July 25, 2015, 10:55:28 AM
I use Copic Ciao markers mostly. They are awesome. They're expensive if you want a big set of colours (I maintain a collection of 144 colours), but they are re-fillable and the cheaper types are perfectly fine too. Copic markers have very nice pressure sensitive nibs though, so with a bit of practice the same marker can to very fine and very thick lines.

Link to a big uncompressed photo (click to expand) -

http://imgur.com/ReiwMGX (http://imgur.com/ReiwMGX)

If you try markers out don't bother with bleed-proof marker paper because you want the pigment to bleed through the paper. As long as your current brush-stroke touches you last still-wet stroke they will blend together giving you a fairly even colour without visible lines.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: CheeseGromit on July 26, 2015, 04:10:44 AM
Alright artists, here's one for you. Chickens playing dice. That's right up there with dogs playing poker.

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Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: kahlzun on July 26, 2015, 10:55:55 AM
These are great!
Edit: Got one that struck me as.. odd...
(http://i.imgur.com/kF1rhSil.png)

"This carving bears an illustration of an empty pair of pants riding on a rabbit wearing a spacesuit. If you squint your eyes, the unbalanced composition of the image reveals the outline of a leopard. A dead tarsier stands in the background"
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Avis on August 07, 2015, 12:47:06 AM
Wow, this thread is amazing.
I'll try to contribute something later.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: A Friend on August 09, 2015, 03:47:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/u05NL6c.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MxyVIR0.png)

(Edit: I tried fitting it into a UZI where it was engraved on but it couldn't work out, sadly.)

(No drugs were taken during the creation of this piece.)
(Edit: But they would have been very helpful.)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Segrog on August 09, 2015, 04:47:55 AM
LEWLLL
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: kahlzun on August 09, 2015, 07:10:34 AM
Whenever I see a new post by A Friend, i just know it will be good.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on August 09, 2015, 05:00:18 PM
That hat, that face, and that squirrel  ;D

That is a work of utter genius. I love the colours.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: cultist on August 12, 2015, 04:19:15 PM
(Edit: I tried fitting it into a UZI where it was engraved on but it couldn't work out, sadly.)

(No drugs were taken during the creation of this piece.)
(Edit: But they would have been very helpful.)
Love the art style for the central image.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Panzer on August 17, 2015, 10:02:01 AM
If someone needs some material, I recently got a strange one  ;D



[attachment deleted due to age]
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on August 17, 2015, 11:36:02 AM
If someone needs some material, I recently got a strange one  ;D

There's not like hundred of boomrats but I put in a few crude boomratish elements
(http://i.imgur.com/ZeAHdxH.png)

Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Panzer on August 17, 2015, 12:16:56 PM
Haha awesome  ;D more than I was hoping for
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Tynan on August 17, 2015, 12:28:02 PM
Quite a design for a blade called Black Executioner.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: A Friend on August 18, 2015, 11:39:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/qtqGaPK.png)
Almost finished this until my program decided to be a dick and crash without letting me save. Motherfucker
Goddamnit.

Welp, too frustrated to finish it again. Sorry if it lacks the hippo and turtle.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: chaouki on August 18, 2015, 12:04:04 PM
Almost finished this until my program decided to be a dick and crash without letting me save. Motherfucker
Goddamnit.

Welp, too frustrated to finish it again. Sorry if it lacks the hippo and turtle.

Too bad the program crashed, would have liked to see the final result. But this looks awesome as it is.
God I love this thread
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: milon on August 18, 2015, 01:04:24 PM
A little google-fu, a little copy-paste, and here you have it!

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Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Daman453 on August 28, 2015, 01:33:02 AM
From the cold dead hands arises this thread, for alpha 12!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Florius on August 28, 2015, 12:28:14 PM
Haha I wonder how these are actually generated in the game, credits to Tynan!
I have been laughing my ass of at some of them, just wonderful!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: kahlzun on August 28, 2015, 08:21:58 PM
These are all descriptions from the actual game.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Trish42 on August 29, 2015, 06:18:17 AM
Awesome thread :) muffins, again those are just great drawings!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Panzer on August 29, 2015, 08:42:11 AM
Inspiration incoming :D

(http://)

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Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Panzer on August 29, 2015, 09:47:30 AM
Ok, someone has to make this one, lol  ;D

(https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11206.0;attach=9546;image)

[attachment deleted due to age]
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: A Friend on August 29, 2015, 10:56:07 AM
Inspiration incoming :D

(http://i.imgur.com/leQ5KYT.png)
(Miseries schimeries. Changed the text a bit, k.)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: mumblemumble on August 29, 2015, 11:54:40 AM
Wish i took a screen shot, but had one depicting a woman who just took a molotov to the face (!!!) and was writhing on the ground. It was devoid of suffering,  background,  including the guy who hit her / the town was cartoonish while the main scene was photo realistic... Would love to see that.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Panzer on August 29, 2015, 12:18:06 PM
nice one ;)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Jotun on August 29, 2015, 03:09:30 PM
I think possibly the only thing this is missing is "the image has very erotic quality overall" to make it even more bizzare.

[attachment deleted due to age]
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Florius on September 14, 2015, 05:42:36 PM
I'm afraid I am not good with paint, or Photoshop, or whatever, but can someone please create a new wallpaper for me? ^^
(http://puu.sh/kbsE6/c2bdfef81c.jpg)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: milon on September 15, 2015, 06:52:14 AM
I'm confused about the hare's gender...
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: kahlzun on September 16, 2015, 08:40:26 AM
It's a rabbit. How can you tell normally?
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: A_Soft_Machine_Man on September 17, 2015, 10:37:42 AM
I'm just surprised nobody's calling out the fact said hare was so frantic with pain and panic that it was trying to rip its own skin off trying to put out the fire.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: cultist on September 17, 2015, 02:07:08 PM
I had one cololy where every artwork was essentially some variation of "animal burning to death".

I blame the boomalopes.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Avis on November 14, 2015, 01:17:45 PM
I said i would contribute a whiile back.
/Finnaly/ got around to it.

One of my colonists really outdid himself on a dining chair.
(http://i.imgur.com/lyT5uda.png?1)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: chaouki on November 15, 2015, 05:03:26 AM
I've never seen the "twisting ear" description. That's awesome. Brilliantly transferred into the depiction, really like it.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Avis on November 15, 2015, 11:37:05 AM
I've never seen the "twisting ear" description. That's awesome. Brilliantly transferred into the depiction, really like it.
Thankyou!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Komyets on November 17, 2015, 05:25:14 PM
Bookmarking, this thread is pure gold.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: harpo99999 on November 18, 2015, 04:25:50 AM
Bookmarking, this thread is pure gold.
no
it
is
ART
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: A Friend on November 18, 2015, 07:06:33 AM
Shame that muffins doesn't seem to be posting much anymore. We need a replacement muffins!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on February 05, 2016, 12:47:33 AM
Guess who purchased a graphics tablet?  ;D

MUCH better version over on DeviantArt - http://blackpanzerdragon.deviantart.com/art/Cubic-IX-RimWorld-Sculpture-588796524 (http://blackpanzerdragon.deviantart.com/art/Cubic-IX-RimWorld-Sculpture-588796524)

(http://i.imgur.com/5IjFNxR.jpg)

[speculation]

This sculpture depicts a scene described in a popular song called "The Beast of Want" by the famous pop singer "Min". The song touches upon the periods of hardship that frequently strike colonies that exist out on the rim, where even basic necessities become scarce seemingly overnight, and metaphorically ascribes their cause to "The Beast of Want", a gnu-like creature that will "... come a-visting while we sleep ..." and leaves "... nothing but barren dirt in his wake."

[/speculation]
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Komyets on February 05, 2016, 01:36:34 AM
THIS THE HATEFUL CROOP BLIGHT!! D:

My god, great work right there, you are very nice at capturing the feel of words and turning them into images regardless of hos bizarre they may be!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: skullywag on February 05, 2016, 02:56:02 AM
That....that looks like my mk2 power armour. Nice work either way, the skinny gnu is a nice touch.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: A Friend on February 05, 2016, 06:55:08 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcLsyR3dqYKWQvXcDyxsqaTJCzHWZH6thC_oLWYUM8CYvpUWcCXw)

Welcome back.

Guess who purchased a graphics tablet?  ;D

I'm still in the process of getting mine.
soon™
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on February 07, 2016, 04:32:44 AM
Welcome back.

I'm still in the process of getting mine.
soon™

I purchased a Huion tablet in the end. MUCH cheaper than a Wacom tablet but works just as well. I've owned two Wacom tablets in the past, including an £800 display tablet, and while they are good, they are also vastly overpriced.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on February 09, 2016, 12:58:07 PM
Pew-pew gun art.

(http://i.imgur.com/gSyMk2K.png)

Doing a romanesque art style was tough. It's all bright primary colours with deep shadows and stylised backgrounds ie-12th century cartoons!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: skullywag on February 09, 2016, 03:00:30 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Thane on February 09, 2016, 11:29:32 PM
All hail the return of the mighty Muffin. May he wow us with art and send us into spirals of laughter with his accurate representations of 'Beautiful' Sculptures!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: REMworlder on February 10, 2016, 02:30:20 AM
Damn son, those are some real nice details.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on February 10, 2016, 06:06:04 AM
I love the colours muffin! although I totally preferred the "texture" the marker pens left on things. But these will do ;D These will most definately do
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: A Friend on February 10, 2016, 06:56:44 AM
Here we see the solitary Jerbear stalking it's favoured prey, the chocolate hare

Watch as it prepares to deliver the killing strike,

*BANG*

Unfortunately, the RNG don't always go in your favor.

This Jerbear may have failed to hunt down his intended prey,

But instead, RNGods have blessed it with a decent alternative: The Innocentin Bystanderus.

Allowing it to live on with a full hunger bar

At the cost of negative 20 mood pts...

But you do all you can to survive in the wild, wild Rim...



I love the colours muffin! although I totally preferred the "texture" the marker pens left on things. But these will do ;D These will most definately do

If he's using photoshop, maybe he could use these brushes
http://bananapanik.deviantart.com/art/Textured-Marker-Brush-V-3-126239197
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on February 10, 2016, 07:07:01 AM
I'm using Paint Tool Sai after hearing lots of recommendations about it. I can see now why people like it.

Ah, innocentin bystanderus. Probably the most tasty bipedal omnivores out there.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on February 12, 2016, 04:18:07 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/x7tr0H6.png)

[speculation]

This piece depicts a bit of amusing local history where during a psychic wave a visiting astrogator (which is a space navigator, not a space alligator, though I'm sure there's nothing stopping a space alligator from becoming a space navigator should he apply himself to the rigorous training programmes required for that profession) lost his mind and began punching up the local wildlife. Now, usually this is a bad idea since some of the larger types of wildlife can easily bring down a human, especially if they work as a pack (we've all herd of the cautionary tale of the solitary hunter that was beaten to a pulp by a herd of enraged deer), however our astrogator was no baseline human and managed to punch a whole herd of enraged manhunting llamas to death with his bionic powerclaw. The locals were very happy with this result and dubbed our astrogator friend "The Victor" in honour of this epic fight, and after he calmed down a bit, purchased him many rounds of beer.

[/speculation]
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on February 12, 2016, 04:35:22 AM
astrogator (which is a space navigator, not a space alligator

no.
you're wrong
take it back


(Punching llamas in daze is such a rimworld thing to do though)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on February 12, 2016, 04:40:04 AM
astrogator (which is a space navigator, not a space alligator

no.
you're wrong
take it back


I actually started this pic thinking "I just HAVE to draw an alligator in a space suit!" ... then I discovered what an astrogator really was while looking for reference material of astrogators.

Somehow the sun shines less brightly today.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: skullywag on February 12, 2016, 11:57:46 AM
Ahhh the best way to wear pants/trousers, on your head.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Tynan on February 12, 2016, 12:38:06 PM
Muffins! So wonderful to have you back!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Reddeath96 on February 13, 2016, 05:49:38 PM
Muffins! So wonderful to have you back!
TYNAN HAS SHOWN FAVOR!!!

OHM
OHM
OHM
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: A Friend on February 13, 2016, 08:13:44 PM
TYNAN HAS SHOWN FAVOR!!!

OHM
OHM
OHM

I initially read that as:
TYNAN HAS SHOWN FLAVOR!!!

MMM,
MMM,
MMM.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on February 14, 2016, 08:53:18 PM
Muffins! So wonderful to have you back!
I cannot express how much I love the game or how much I love to draw, so doing RimWorld doodles is like finding bacon flavoured ice cream at the store. So much win!

(http://i.imgur.com/sYC1jF0.jpg)

[speculation]

Out in the far west there is an unfortunate town called Black Plain where lives a strange man that the locals call "The Gardener", though calling him either a "man" or a "gardener" is probably a lie now. He was an enthusiastic believer in improving human potential through bionic technology so every bionic upgrade he could have had done, he had done,  and every bionic upgrade he should not have had done, he had done anyway. Though this helped him in his gardening profession, suspending his brain in a bath of synthetic stimulants to remove the need for sleep was probably what drove him mad in the end. Now he "gardens" the town's population instead, and being a seven-foot bionic monster encased in power armour, no-one can put a stop to his deadly whims.

"Yessss! A snip here, a prune there, and Black Plain will be perfect! PERFECT!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

[/speculation]

Oh lawd the inking took forever on this one. Bigger version on DeviantArt (http://blackpanzerdragon.deviantart.com/art/Black-Plain-RimWorld-sculpture-590869278).
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: A Friend on February 14, 2016, 08:56:39 PM
Muffins! So wonderful to have you back!
I cannot express how much I love the game or how much I love to draw, so doing RimWorld doodles is like finding bacon flavoured ice cream at the store. So much win!

(img) Digital Masterpiece (/img)

[speculation]

Out in the far west there is an unfortunate town called Black Plain where lives a strange man that the locals call "The Gardener", though calling him either a "man" or a "gardener" is probably a lie now. He was an enthusiastic believer in improving human potential through bionic technology so every bionic upgrade he could have had done, he had done,  and every bionic upgrade he should not have had done, he had done anyway. Though this helped him in his gardening profession, suspending his brain in a bath of synthetic stimulants to remove the need for sleep was probably what drove him mad in the end. Now he "gardens" the town's population instead, and being a seven-foot bionic monster uncased in power armour, no-one can put a stop to his deadly whims.

"Yessss! A snip here, a prune there, and Black Plain will be perfect! PERFECT!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

[/speculation]

Oh lawd the inking took forever on this one. Bigger version on DeviantArt (http://blackpanzerdragon.deviantart.com/art/Black-Plain-RimWorld-sculpture-590869278).

Oh god that's gorgeous...
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Fluffy (l2032) on February 15, 2016, 01:29:27 AM
I want to have your babies please. That's frigging amazing, and I love the gardener story, totally feeling it :D.

(one tiny lil thing, it's "encased" not "uncased")
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on February 15, 2016, 04:17:20 AM
I want to have your babies please. That's frigging amazing, and I love the gardener story, totally feeling it :D.

(one tiny lil thing, it's "encased" not "uncased")

The story is really what sells this to me, too!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: kinch_chasm on February 16, 2016, 08:28:02 AM
I hope if its ok if put a link, to a topic I made a while back on some my own depecitions of the Rimworld Sculptures.

https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=17484.0
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: kingtyris on February 18, 2016, 01:27:17 PM
Muffins you deserve a spot on Rimworlds art team. Forealz
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Futrettamer on February 23, 2016, 01:38:44 PM
muffins, your art is awesome. Respect
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: PiwahnahKitteh on February 23, 2016, 09:11:59 PM
This thread is so hilariously awesome. I love your artwork Muffins <3 I think The Victor is the best and inspired me to post this one if only because the title makes me giggle...

Desolated Facebeater - http://i.imgur.com/HugvIWN.jpg
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shad on March 12, 2016, 08:53:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LkmErmS.png)
Seriously, what? How?
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Panzer on April 05, 2016, 07:35:54 AM
New fodder for the artists! ;) Quick, someone draw it before the scyther trashes it! And dont forget that it needs to express love ;D

(https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11206.0;attach=11734;image)

[attachment deleted by admin - too old]
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: A Friend on April 05, 2016, 09:29:37 AM
Full Image - http://i.imgur.com/OTzTJsX.jpg
(http://i.imgur.com/OTzTJsX.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/KjCaEvq.png)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Panzer on April 05, 2016, 09:56:39 AM
Ahaha thats great! Well done! ;D Even the louse is there, and that extra panel with the scyther, lol! :D
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Skissor on April 11, 2016, 03:34:53 PM
lmao good one a friend.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on December 26, 2017, 01:28:15 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/5hC0uKH.jpg)

You will never win this hard at horseshoes.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Hans Lemurson on December 27, 2017, 02:49:54 AM
[Obligatory "MUFFINS IS BACK!!!" even though his art predates me joining the forums.]

Nice work there!
Clearly the other guy was trying to cheat at horseshoes and tried to block the tosses with his head.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on December 27, 2017, 08:14:45 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/5pikdad.jpg)

Sleep tight little elephant. Maybe Randy will let you taste human flesh next time around.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Dargaron on December 27, 2017, 11:23:37 AM
Wow. Just...wow.

Any reason the speech bubble is introduced into the scene on a white flag, or is that just for coolsies?
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shinzy on December 27, 2017, 05:31:49 PM
Oaah, I'm glad you're still alive Muffins! Also I suspect Maker is cheating in horseshoes somehow
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on December 28, 2017, 02:58:01 AM
Quote from: Dargaron
Any reason the speech bubble is introduced into the scene on a white flag, or is that just for coolsies?
It was a grand artistic sculpture so a speech bubble didn't seem grand or artistic enough. So flag. Yay.

The flag is actually pink, but my scanner is ancient and hates red shades :/

Quote from: Shinzy
Also I suspect Maker is cheating in horseshoes somehow

Nah. Once you reach Maker's level fatalities will sometimes happen. Ever check-mated someone so hard in chess that an ambulance had to be called afterwards?
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shad on December 28, 2017, 05:54:08 PM
This is brilliant.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on December 30, 2017, 01:43:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/DtPWMcL.jpg)

[Speculation]
Liefe had a gerbil that kept escaping her room. One day they discovered that her gerbil had gotten into the food stockpile, much to the annoyance of the other colonists. Rodents you see poop and pee where they eat, and Liefe's gerbil had been eating and pooping and peeing in the food stockpile. When confronted by the other (quite angry) colonists, Liefe tried to make light of the situation by claiming that Mr.Fluffykins had merely gone on a fun adventure seeking hugs, and that everyone was just over-reacting and being angry over nothing.

That just resulted in angry glares from the other colonists ... and this sculpture.

[/speculation]
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: grrizo on December 30, 2017, 04:57:55 PM
Muffins! I drop by your deviantart profile and DUUUDE, your artwork is amazing!
As for your political interests... well, you're a good at drawing.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on January 12, 2018, 01:17:01 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/tyafZGv.jpg)

Some mean ol' pirate thought he could take Mr.Fluffywuffy.

Mean ol' pirate thought wrong.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Tynan on January 12, 2018, 01:45:08 AM
I love your choice of art descriptions with this one.

She's covered in intenstines... hugs!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Madman666 on January 12, 2018, 09:22:57 AM
This is exactly why I am a Rimworld addict. Not only the game is a drug, but the community is also a jewel.

P.S. Covered in intestines? Hell, yeah. Thousand hugs, definitely))
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Kiter5 on January 12, 2018, 05:10:43 PM
These are great! I love reading about the sculptures! (my current colony portrays a lot of dead chickens it seams. we have  bit of a chicken overpopulation problem- its a good problem for when we get low on food. hence all our 'slaughtering chicken' sculptures)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on January 15, 2018, 12:41:44 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/bPqFDzU.jpg)

[Speculation]
When a pirate gang recruits a new memeber they don't do it with pleasant chats over coco. No. They're much more direct than that. Using intimidation, violence and specific drugs they will implant a very limited number of thoughts into the minds of their victims. Thought 1 might be "Shoot Stuff!", thought 2 might be "Burn Stuff!", thought 3 might be "Loot Stuff!" and so on and so on, and once fully programmed these poor souls are let lose like expendable drones to attack townships and tribes alike.

This is why it takes so long for a warden to undo the damage done by the pirates and recruit these poor abused souls to our colonies and why colonists become unhappy if their organs are plundered, or are turned into hats.

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Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Madman666 on January 15, 2018, 12:54:35 AM
God its so hilariously magnificent)) This is absolutely amazing.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Edixo on January 15, 2018, 06:56:22 AM
These are blowing my mind. Your art is amazing.

Here's a challenge, if you're interested:
(https://i.imgur.com/RMKfzQb.jpg)

Obviously, Chaz hunts with this.
(https://i.imgur.com/6s6709y.jpg)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on January 15, 2018, 08:30:06 AM
These are blowing my mind. Your art is amazing.

Thankyou. Though on a scale of 1-20 my art skill is only 6 or so lol.

Doing a rifle is a problem. On a sheet of A4 a rifle drawing will be as wide as a pen leaving little room for art, and I'm not keen on doing a close up since it would only be of the stock or just the area forward of the fire group. I might draw something shorter or a sculpture maybe though.

(https://i.imgur.com/YAHcGyA.jpg)
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: SpaceDorf on January 15, 2018, 08:34:22 AM
As awesome as it looks .. I would not want to touch that gun.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Madman666 on January 15, 2018, 08:47:58 AM
That weapon would probably cost a fortune. If it looked like that in the game))
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Bozobub on January 16, 2018, 06:14:28 AM
As awesome as it looks .. I would not want to touch that gun.
I'm sure "Huntsman" Hawke prefers it exactly that way xD.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on January 16, 2018, 01:04:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9w3CfMu.jpg)

[Speculation]

I have no idea.

[/speculation]
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Dargaron on January 16, 2018, 02:54:44 PM
[Speculation]

I have no idea.

[/speculation]

[Speculation]

The cook recently suffered a critical fail while making a simple meal, which was eaten at the party the night after. After quite a bit of good-natured ribbing, everyone wanted the event "properly commemorated" in stone. Unbeknownst to the rest of the colony, the artist had a crush on the baker in question, and added the eroticism as their own fanservice.

[/speculation]
Best I got, sorry.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Shurp on January 16, 2018, 06:15:45 PM
Did you have a *zzzt* event in your kitchen recently?
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Hans Lemurson on January 16, 2018, 07:48:48 PM
I love that partridge.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Texaskimo on January 16, 2018, 08:27:55 PM
The necktie is most likely why he ended up on fire. That's a poor choice of clothing for a baker.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: gipothegip on January 16, 2018, 11:08:01 PM
When a mental image is not enough  :o

Thanks for ruining my childhood... in my early twenties.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: lancar on January 17, 2018, 03:32:44 AM
lol

Muffins, you are easily the best rimworld art drawing person on the planet  ;D
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on January 18, 2018, 07:04:18 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/FiPWQ9e.jpg)

I think my colonists won.

Go team!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Madman666 on January 18, 2018, 09:08:45 AM
I am following this thread to the end. Its just amazing how your imagination lets you visualise those descriptions)) So good))
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Jimyoda on January 18, 2018, 02:59:09 PM
Even the improvised turret looks happy!
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Injured Muffalo on January 21, 2018, 06:34:23 AM
Is it Clark or Clarke?  :P
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on January 21, 2018, 08:35:16 AM
Is it Clark or Clarke?  :P
I did that with the gun art too >.<
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Vlad0mi3r on January 21, 2018, 11:23:12 PM
Such good work. Keep it up.
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: muffins on January 24, 2018, 02:02:07 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/suDyF5q.jpg)

[Speculation]

Lumi is a miner in my colony. She spends most of her days deep in the mines, mining ores in the dark all by herself, only seeing other people again at meal times or during raids. To keep her mind off the crushing loneliness, Lumi daydreams about romantic situations while she works. Princes, princesses, fairy-tail castles and so on. Then one day she came back from the mines babbling like crazy while wearing a strange look upon her face. Apparently there was a tree, and a prince, and goldfish down the mine. Lots of goldfish. Hundreds of goldfish swimming up and down the passageways as if the air was water.

To the amusement of the other colonists it turned out that she had been mining neutroamine pockets and the vapours in the enclosed space had sent Lumi a little loopy that day.

[/speculation]
Title: Re: Real-life depictions of sculptures!
Post by: Madman666 on January 24, 2018, 02:06:56 AM
Neutroamine veins? O_o That must have been some heavy dosage. To see hundreds of golfishes in the mine. As always - its damn amazing visualisation. Keep it up :)