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Title: Milk her? I hardly know her!
Post by: Jimyoda on July 10, 2015, 12:33:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1I0GTjO.jpg)
:o

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/SCPwUoFIb98c8ZNk1dcdxMCLJcNjT60_3stPG4FrqMk=w544-h77-no)
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Post by: keylocke on July 10, 2015, 12:35:32 PM
+1 for milking women.  ;)
Title: Re: Milk her? I hardly know her!
Post by: Kraehe on July 10, 2015, 12:58:33 PM
Quote from: keylocke on July 10, 2015, 12:35:32 PM
+1 for milking women.  ;)
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Post by: Lonely Rogue on July 10, 2015, 02:23:08 PM
..............................................................................................AWESOME
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Post by: leax256 on July 10, 2015, 09:01:51 PM
Fun fact: Human milk does not contain enough fat content to make cheese from.
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Post by: Vaperius on July 10, 2015, 09:39:42 PM
Do you happen to know if it's possible for you to enhance fat content to make it possible? ....figured I'd ask out of curiosity for...no real reason in particular....

Oh also..hmmm seriously though: be hilarious to sell luxury "human milk cheese"
Title: Re: Milk her? I hardly know her!
Post by: A Friend on July 10, 2015, 09:49:20 PM
Quote from: leax256 on July 10, 2015, 09:01:51 PM
Fun fact: Human milk does not contain enough fat content to make cheese from.

Speaking from experience?

(http://i.imgur.com/B9Um1dC.gif)
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Post by: Devon_v on July 11, 2015, 11:19:29 AM
Making a tribal dairy seems somewhat kinder than making cowboy hats out of them.
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Post by: Lonely Rogue on July 11, 2015, 11:25:10 AM


(http://i.imgur.com/B9Um1dC.gif)

But I like hats...
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Post by: Euzio on July 11, 2015, 12:10:33 PM
Good lord... I laughed hard... :D
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Post by: TheDirge on July 11, 2015, 01:30:30 PM
Dont they have human milk farms in Mad max: Fury road?

._.
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Post by: Mr.Cross on July 11, 2015, 01:54:41 PM
Dirge.... Now where have I heard that before... could it be, in Skyrim Elderscrolls V in the thieves guild? One could only wonder....
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Post by: christhekiller on July 11, 2015, 10:49:30 PM
You people are weird
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Post by: TheDirge on July 12, 2015, 07:47:11 AM
Welcome to the rim
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Post by: Mr.Cross on July 12, 2015, 08:59:06 AM
Don't worry Chris! We will corrupt you to our best abilities!  ;D
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Post by: Coenmcj on July 12, 2015, 09:09:55 PM
Join usssssss in the darknessss.

Where we make hats from the corpses of our enemies, Make Human milk farms and other assorted atrocities. c:
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Post by: Raufgar on July 12, 2015, 09:39:08 PM
Quote from: leax256 on July 10, 2015, 09:01:51 PM
Fun fact: Human milk does not contain enough fat content to make cheese from.

Well, not for lack of trying... (http://gawker.com/5490010/breast-milk-cheese-tastes-like-pickles)
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Post by: WickedGoddess on July 12, 2015, 10:12:51 PM
And men are stupid on the internet when we talk about breasts and what they are for....+1
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Post by: Raufgar on July 12, 2015, 10:29:00 PM
Quote from: WickedGoddess on July 12, 2015, 10:12:51 PM
And men are stupid on the internet when we talk about breasts and what they are for....+1

It is part biological, part social cues and part cuz we're all pervs.
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Post by: evil scientist on July 13, 2015, 04:18:19 PM
Quote from: A Friend on July 10, 2015, 09:49:20 PM
Quote from: leax256 on July 10, 2015, 09:01:51 PM
Fun fact: Human milk does not contain enough fat content to make cheese from.

Speaking from experience?

(http://i.imgur.com/B9Um1dC.gif)
this made me lol thanks for making my day
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Post by: JesterBlue on July 20, 2015, 12:39:41 AM
Bionic Breast! Please make this a thing!
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Post by: Toggle on July 20, 2015, 12:50:52 AM
Quote from: JesterBlue on July 20, 2015, 12:39:41 AM
Bionic Breast! Please make this a thing!

No, never, no.
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Post by: j3211674 on January 27, 2016, 09:28:39 PM
So, what and where i need to add, actually? I dunno why i need it, but hey, this is Rimworld!
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Post by: killer117 on January 28, 2016, 07:33:29 AM
and i think i've finally found the stupidest, funiest most sexist thing on this forum.

so if someone could make this happen in a mod they r awsome.  ;D
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Post by: Alistaire on January 28, 2016, 08:47:21 AM
Tynan is actually wrong. His Milkable comp does not check whether a pawn is female or male and besides adding the comp takes six tags or eight lines of code, not one tag.




RimWorld914Win\Mods\Core\Defs\ThingDefs\Races_Humanlike.xml

For <defName>Human</defName>, add:


    <comps>
      <li>
        <compClass>CompMilkable</compClass>
        <milkDef>Milk</milkDef>
        <milkIntervalDays>1</milkIntervalDays>
        <milkAmount>1</milkAmount>
      </li>
    </comps>


under:


    <statBases>
      <MarketValue>1750</MarketValue>
      <MoveSpeed>4.61</MoveSpeed>
      <Flammability>1.0</Flammability>
      <ComfyTemperatureMin>12</ComfyTemperatureMin>
      <ComfyTemperatureMax>32</ComfyTemperatureMax>
      <LeatherAmount>20</LeatherAmount>
    </statBases>


This makes ALL humans milkable. Making only females milkable is not possible using only XML.
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Post by: A Friend on January 28, 2016, 08:49:09 AM
So you can milk dudes?

...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Post by: LittleGreenStone on January 28, 2016, 08:57:58 AM
Quote from: A Friend on January 28, 2016, 08:49:09 AM
So you can milk dudes?

...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/7bb4dd4d4d4140ffebe4db9a82b6f616/tumblr_inline_nu4v4k3ht01qgxuo8_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Milk her? I hardly know her!
Post by: j3211674 on January 28, 2016, 09:13:47 AM
Quote from: Alistaire on January 28, 2016, 08:47:21 AM
Tynan is actually wrong. His Milkable comp does not check whether a pawn is female or male and besides adding the comp takes six tags or eight lines of code, not one tag.




RimWorld914Win\Mods\Core\Defs\ThingDefs\Races_Humanlike.xml

For <defName>Human</defName>, add:


    <comps>
      <li>
        <compClass>CompMilkable</compClass>
        <milkDef>Milk</milkDef>
        <milkIntervalDays>1</milkIntervalDays>
        <milkAmount>1</milkAmount>
      </li>
    </comps>


under:


    <statBases>
      <MarketValue>1750</MarketValue>
      <MoveSpeed>4.61</MoveSpeed>
      <Flammability>1.0</Flammability>
      <ComfyTemperatureMin>12</ComfyTemperatureMin>
      <ComfyTemperatureMax>32</ComfyTemperatureMax>
      <LeatherAmount>20</LeatherAmount>
    </statBases>


This makes ALL humans milkable. Making only females milkable is not possible using only XML.
Well, what i need for NOT milking dudes, but only girls?
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Post by: Alistaire on January 28, 2016, 09:41:08 AM
Looking at the source code it appears only females are milkable by default so actually it already works.

In case you really want to milk men, add <milkFemaleOnly>False</milkFemaleOnly> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Title: Re: Milk her? I hardly know her!
Post by: j3211674 on January 28, 2016, 09:58:13 AM
Quote from: Alistaire on January 28, 2016, 09:41:08 AM
Looking at the source code it appears only females are milkable by default so actually it already works.

In case you really want to milk men, add <milkFemaleOnly>False</milkFemaleOnly> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, i can get enough fun even without men milking. :D Thanks!
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Post by: Shurp on January 28, 2016, 05:30:46 PM
If you install bionic breasts on men, will they be milkable?
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Post by: Adamiks on January 28, 2016, 06:07:03 PM
You'll need to make them pregnant first. In few month, your colony will be full with baby-bones.

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Post by: StorymasterQ on January 28, 2016, 07:34:14 PM
I thought men do have milk glands, only undeveloped?

As you may know, the female body is the actual blueprint of our species. We men copy from that, change some things and remove the unnecessaries.

...Right?
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Post by: j3211674 on January 29, 2016, 08:03:25 AM
I wonder if someone with medical education may watch this topic and start the dispute about the complexities of milking dudes.
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Post by: Adamiks on January 29, 2016, 09:41:18 AM
Quote from: StorymasterQ on January 28, 2016, 07:34:14 PM
I thought men do have milk glands, only undeveloped?

As you may know, the female body is the actual blueprint of our species. We men copy from that, change some things and remove the unnecessaries.

...Right?

Nope, both female and male bodies aren't "blueprints" of our species. Real blueprint would be a human without boobs and vagina or penis (and balls...). After all, how you can "make" penis from vagina? Well... You can't, really, so i think "you're female at first!" thing is spread by feminists :D
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Post by: LittleGreenStone on January 29, 2016, 10:51:43 AM
structures,
Quote from: Adamiks on January 29, 2016, 09:41:18 AM
Quote from: StorymasterQ on January 28, 2016, 07:34:14 PM
I thought men do have milk glands, only undeveloped?

As you may know, the female body is the actual blueprint of our species. We men copy from that, change some things and remove the unnecessaries.

...Right?

Nope, both female and male bodies aren't "blueprints" of our species. Real blueprint would be a human without boobs and vagina or penis (and balls...). After all, how you can "make" penis from vagina? Well... You can't, really, so i think "you're female at first!" thing is spread by feminists :D

Riiight. I totally understood that.

.
.
.
...I lied, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Copying genders and making penises out of vaginas?!
I want to smoke what you do.

Anyway...
Females have XX chromosomes, males have XY,
the females', unfertilized "egg cells" carries an X, while the sperm either carries an X or an Y chromosome, which, upon fertilization, will result in the forming zygote (earliest stage of the embryo) to have XX or XY chromosomes, determining its gender in the long run.
Still, during the earliest stages in embryonic development, both sexes possess equivalent internal structures, so it's not like "everyone was a women once!"

...But I'm just a mossy stone, what the hell do I know, right?
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Post by: A Friend on January 29, 2016, 10:58:34 AM
I thought the process was more like this...
https://streak.club/img/Mix1c2VyX2NvbnRlbnQvdXBsb2Fkcy9pbWFnZS8xMjQ2MS5qcGc=/original/mGIs77.jpg

Was I lied to?
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Post by: Adamiks on January 30, 2016, 10:21:02 AM
Quote from: LittleGreenStone on January 29, 2016, 10:51:43 AM
structures,
Quote from: Adamiks on January 29, 2016, 09:41:18 AM
Quote from: StorymasterQ on January 28, 2016, 07:34:14 PM
I thought men do have milk glands, only undeveloped?

As you may know, the female body is the actual blueprint of our species. We men copy from that, change some things and remove the unnecessaries.

...Right?

Nope, both female and male bodies aren't "blueprints" of our species. Real blueprint would be a human without boobs and vagina or penis (and balls...). After all, how you can "make" penis from vagina? Well... You can't, really, so i think "you're female at first!" thing is spread by feminists :D
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Still, during the earliest stages in embryonic development, both sexes possess equivalent internal structures, so it's not like "everyone was a women once!"

That's exaclty what i'm saying.
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Post by: LittleGreenStone on January 30, 2016, 03:46:07 PM
Quote from: Adamiks on January 30, 2016, 10:21:02 AM
That's exaclty what i'm saying.

Yeah I totally knew that.
I was just testing you.
Because...
...of reasons.
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Post by: Mikhail Reign on January 31, 2016, 12:56:11 AM
Quote from: Adamiks on January 30, 2016, 10:21:02 AM
Quote from: LittleGreenStone on January 29, 2016, 10:51:43 AM
structures,
Quote from: Adamiks on January 29, 2016, 09:41:18 AM
Quote from: StorymasterQ on January 28, 2016, 07:34:14 PM
I thought men do have milk glands, only undeveloped?

As you may know, the female body is the actual blueprint of our species. We men copy from that, change some things and remove the unnecessaries.

...Right?

Nope, both female and male bodies aren't "blueprints" of our species. Real blueprint would be a human without boobs and vagina or penis (and balls...). After all, how you can "make" penis from vagina? Well... You can't, really, so i think "you're female at first!" thing is spread by feminists :D
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Still, during the earliest stages in embryonic development, both sexes possess equivalent internal structures, so it's not like "everyone was a women once!"

That's exaclty what i'm saying.

I remember reading some history books on the Holocaust that mentioned that some of the men they found in the camps had begun lactating. I did a quick wiki of it, and there is at least some evidence that males, under certain circumstances, can lactate - normally associated with great stress or duress, which I could imagine some of the prisons in RW being more capable of generating (standard every day operation on the Rim would make Nazis blush...)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation#Human_male_lactation

So, uh, while I'm not really one for it being in the the game, it is something that can happen...
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Post by: Adamiks on January 31, 2016, 03:41:02 AM
Really? :O

That's one step closer to men having kids on their own! :D
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Post by: Shurp on January 31, 2016, 08:07:15 AM
It's Wikipedia time:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complete_androgen_insensitivity_syndrome

"Individuals with complete androgen insensitivity syndrome (grades 6 and 7 on the Quigley scale) are born phenotypically female, without any signs of genital masculinization, despite having a 46,XY karyotype. Symptoms of CAIS do not appear until puberty, which may be slightly delayed, but is otherwise normal except for absent menses and diminished or absent secondary terminal hair."

An XY zygote with the inability to respond correctly to testosterone will develop into a physiologically
normal female.
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Post by: j3211674 on January 31, 2016, 07:14:53 PM
Hm. Make mod for making men lactate after tantrum or two?  :D
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Post by: jzero on January 31, 2016, 08:38:54 PM
i have no idea what this topic is about. I just want to say that the joke in the title was golden.

EDIT: i just read this page.. gotta love the arguments that start on topics not really related to them. Oh and Shirp, i wouldn't trust wikipedia to tell me how to peel a banana. Literally anyone can write anything, at one point i read that a system of caves was dug by a singer named Danny sexbang. Bottom line, i don't know who you want to trust on this argument, but it's not wikipedia. 
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Post by: silenced on February 01, 2016, 03:12:22 AM
Quote from: Adamiks on January 28, 2016, 06:07:03 PM
You'll need to make them pregnant first.

That's actually not true. You can make a woman give milk by stimulating her breasts over a longer timeframe, even without her being ever pregnant before. It's called "induced lactation".
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Post by: Adamiks on February 01, 2016, 04:49:20 AM
OMG, that's too much informations about milk and breasts and nipples.
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Post by: Mikhail Reign on February 01, 2016, 05:12:53 AM
Quote from: jzero on January 31, 2016, 08:38:54 PMi wouldn't trust wikipedia to tell me how to peel a banana. Literally anyone can write anything, at one point i read that a system of caves was dug by a singer named Danny sexbang. Bottom line, i don't know who you want to trust on this argument, but it's not wikipedia.

Who believes what they read on Wikipedia without checking the sources? Thats what the reference numbers are there for.
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Post by: Listen1 on February 01, 2016, 08:27:20 AM
Is... induced lactation a thing?

Just got married guys, I can still get a yes for... some things...
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Post by: Railgun Convention on February 01, 2016, 11:13:37 AM
Quote from: Listen1 on February 01, 2016, 08:27:20 AM
Is... induced lactation a thing?

Just got married guys, I can still get a yes for... some things...
You have to do it now.

You know, for Science.
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Post by: StorymasterQ on February 01, 2016, 08:49:23 PM
Quote from: Railgun Convention on February 01, 2016, 11:13:37 AM
Quote from: Listen1 on February 01, 2016, 08:27:20 AM
Is... induced lactation a thing?

Just got married guys, I can still get a yes for... some things...
You have to do it now.

You know, for Science.

It's a good reason for most things.
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Post by: Listen1 on February 02, 2016, 04:58:21 AM
Step 1:  Prepare Your Breasts for Making Milk (optional)
If you want, you can start the process of inducing lactation by preparing your breasts to make milk as would happen during a pregnancy.  You can do this with physical techniques such as breast massage, nipple stimulation, or partner suckling.  You can also do this with medications, either pharmaceutical or herbal.

*Giggle*
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Post by: StorymasterQ on February 02, 2016, 05:30:25 AM
Oh, grow up, Listen1. I can't believe you would giggle on such an innocent word as "herbal".
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Post by: Shurp on February 02, 2016, 06:35:22 AM
Added bonus: "herbal" remedies can be excreted in breast milk
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Post by: Listen1 on February 02, 2016, 08:52:02 AM
Hmm... Maybe if you put herbal medicine and human milk together, you can make some powerful flu/sickness syrup. As the maternal (or paternal with prosthetics) milk is full of antibodies.
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Post by: StorymasterQ on February 02, 2016, 08:19:52 PM
For flu, try a cock (https://www.google.co.id/search?q=cockaleekie). If that doesn't work, try boobmilk. Nice.