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RimWorld => Off-Topic => Topic started by: buttflexspireling on August 17, 2016, 05:49:09 PM

Title: Rubber dildos, capable of inflating balloons when squeezed, used to fight fires
Post by: buttflexspireling on August 17, 2016, 05:49:09 PM
I was just wondering whether Rimworld could use more sexual performers from like a cult-like troupe of performers. They could even have tampons coated with lube for treatment of wounds, I suspect.
Title: Re: Rubber dildos, capable of inflating balloons when squeezed, used to fight fires
Post by: chaotix14 on August 17, 2016, 05:51:09 PM
I think we have ourselves a very likely compromised account. Or the account user has suddenly become clinically insane.
Title: Re: Rubber dildos, capable of inflating balloons when squeezed, used to fight fires
Post by: Wex on August 18, 2016, 02:51:27 AM
And here we go...
Title: Re: Rubber dildos, capable of inflating balloons when squeezed, used to fight fires
Post by: Pax_Empyrean on August 18, 2016, 04:24:41 AM
This isn't a compromised account, it's just a troll. They were acting like a crazy asshole from day one.
Title: Re: Rubber dildos, capable of inflating balloons when squeezed, used to fight fires
Post by: mumblemumble on August 18, 2016, 08:24:22 AM
Yeah, guy is clearly a troll....though, the mods, to their credit, don't ban "obvious trolls" unless they break the rules. While in this is irritating, I greatly respect them taking this approach
Title: Re: Rubber dildos, capable of inflating balloons when squeezed, used to fight fires
Post by: Listen1 on August 18, 2016, 08:30:49 AM
I dunno, condoms may act as water bags in critical situation, this guy might have a point.
Title: Re: Rubber dildos, capable of inflating balloons when squeezed, used to fight fires
Post by: mumblemumble on August 18, 2016, 09:09:59 AM
Uhm, rock?... Don't you think there would be BETTER ways to fight fires than buying, and then improvising a sex toy?

Besides that, half of him talking is a nonsensical series of talking about random stuff. And lubed tampons in a would would quite possibly cause toxic shock, infection, and other problems.
Title: Re: Rubber dildos, capable of inflating balloons when squeezed, used to fight fires
Post by: milon on August 19, 2016, 06:01:31 AM
If it's a nonsense post, replying to it does nothing beyond bumping it to the top again. Just let the thread die please.
Title: Re: Rubber dildos, capable of inflating balloons when squeezed, used to fight fires
Post by: SpaceDorf on August 19, 2016, 09:10:18 AM
Someone called the two of them performance Art.

*looks around* Don't tell anyone, but I love those posts. After the first read the posts always feel like they should make sense but don't and at least they are funny as hell.

So please let them continue to play Calvinball-Online.