Share your typical (humorous) rimworld experiences here in the format of Rimworld is... (a specific action or event that took place)
I'll start:
Rimworld is having a very highly skilled doctor attempt peg leg installation continuously over many hours because he just can't do it the first time.
in contrast to dwarf fortress, a place where you cant be killed with your own missing limbs :o
a place where karma got a new name: cassandra
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rimworld is finding out that boomalopes and boomrats make terrible meatshields
- imagine, 8 colonists, 24 boomrats and 15 boomalopes, under fire, box formation.... atleast the fireworks was nice :)
Rimworld is three unfortunate souls killed on their first day by a very hungry bear.
Rimworld is fucking bullshit.
Rimworld is one guy trekking across an inhospitable environment in order to cut some berries from a tree, where he then leaves them on the ground so another guy can trek miles across the same inhospitable environment to bring them back.
Either dying a wuss or living long enough to become the crazy guys you crashed trying to escape. Maybe.
Rimworld is starting the Rich Explorer game scenario and ended up downed when the Character lands...Ha...Fuck me right?
Rimworld is surviving onslaughts of raids but dying due to the plauge.