See title.
I'm so tough I punched a wall, breaking my finger, and set the bone back in place myself.
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I opened a water bottle without using my mouth.
Or my shirt.
Once someone tried to kick me, I slapped his foot so hard he did a backflip.
"HOW TOUGH AM I? HOW TOUGH AM I!?"
"I let my family use my computer."
"Yeah so?"
"Without deleting the browser history."
I once stayed up to 11 P.M.
I'm so tough I ate a whole blueberry muffin.
Not just the cap.
The gross bottom part, too.
And I only cringed twice!
I once at an entire container of greek yogurt.. ...
...warm.
I have twice made an entire website from scratch!
... using nothing more than oldschool Notepad & Paint.
How tough am I? I joined this forum and now I am consumed by counting and corrupting wishes in these threads: this one for corrupting wishes (https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?PHPSESSID=5555a17c5dd76b2c06021d2ce977090e&topic=17696.0) and this one for counting. (https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?PHPSESSID=5555a17c5dd76b2c06021d2ce977090e&topic=11832.0)
What makes me tough is that I'm still alive and somewhat sane. Go figure that one...
How tough am I? I'm so tough that I stepped barefoot in a lego piece...
...And I cried only for 2 hours
How tough am I? Why once I was on the water for a day, and only reapplied once.
HOW TOUGH AM I?!
I once left a public bathroom.
Without washing my hands.
How tough am I? I once walked into a sliding door...
IT OPENED.
ah is SO tuff that dead computers start working better than new when they hear I am coming to fix them
(guess I skares dem so hoow)
Im so tough I can watch Aeris get impaled (fnar) and only cry for about an hour.
I got a guitar falling on my head... just a minor cut :P And I have high sadness durability, when other utter a cry, I still stand it with ease!
I'm so tough, my mom lets me watch R rated movies, and I'm only 21!
I am SOOOO TUFFF that I am TOLD to watch the 'ZZZZ' rated movies and not to bother about any of the one or two letter rated movies
I drop my ice cream.
And only cry a little.
I'm so tough that when I accidentally hit my thumb while hammering a nail, the hammer broke.
I'm so tough that I walked into a spitoon, and got the highest rank of toughness.
I'rm SO tuff I throw kegs(empties only) at catters for stealing booze