This is the chat thread, general discussion or anything that is of the utmost importance that isn't important enough for its own thread goes here.
Also I'm Yark, evening.
Bonus points if you're actually drunk while writing in this thread.
Do we have alcohol in space?
Well they're on a planet. They're already growing potatoes. Why not? And none of that synthahol crap.
(http://tw.greywool.com/i/Rp8pd.jpg)
Feature confirmed.
Sooo...
Alcohol needs to be a consumable/tradable item in Rimworld now...
GET THE RAIDERS DRUNK AND THEY WILL GO AWAY
Seems almost required to call it Dwarf Fortress-inspired, doesn't it?
Quote from: Tynan on September 18, 2013, 06:13:31 PM
Seems almost required to call it Dwarf Fortress-inspired, doesn't it?
Not even slightly, have more space booze.
Will space booze increase Tynan productivity? :o
I could certainly use it. I don't have space booze, but let me try to Earth booze now.
Well, time for a Ballmer Peak reference !
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ballmer_peak.png) (http://xkcd.com/323/)
Damn XKCD has something relevant to everything.
I think it's just that he's relevant in general, that's all :D
Quote from: Hypolite on September 19, 2013, 02:44:52 PM
I think it's just that he's relevant in general, that's all :D
The fact that he's done hundreds of them helps too methinks.
Oh, man... I'm going rack up those bonus pints.
Turning in for the night. I'll hand the forum back over to you guys. Sorry if the place is a mess, I brought my cat.
Usefull thread is useful.
Quote from: Jakadasnake on September 24, 2013, 03:59:51 AM
Oh, man... I'm going rack up those bonus pints.
Indeed, a drink takes the edge off things.
Hopefully rimworld is one of said "things" in the near future :)
Huh, threads were merged.
You gotta admit, it belonged here.
Quote from: Jakadasnake on September 24, 2013, 05:07:30 PM
You gotta admit, it belonged here.
Oh yes, t'was a slightly odd thread.
Is the name of this company pronounced like Onion? Ludyun? I imagine it to be. Yes, I shall pronounce it just so.
With a long E, usually, but it doesn't really matter.
Because it's from the word "odeon".
OH, awesome. I know what at least one of those things is.
So lud-ion? Got it.
More like "lud-eon" :P
If we're getting into phonetics, I imagine it to be somewhat like....
There was a period of time where people revelled in the streets. Days would blend into nights as everyone partied with drunken candor. In those days, the passing of time was marked by no one. There were no watches, scholars, or priests to take measure of what was then simply an abstract concept. Then, one day, all the alcohol ran out. People recognized the errors of their ways and everyone put on clothes and got jobs. Thus began a new era as the lewd eon came to its close.
Quote from: Jakadasnake on September 25, 2013, 04:49:04 PM
If we're getting into phonetics, I imagine it to be somewhat like....
There was a period of time where people revelled in the streets. Days would blend into nights as everyone partied with drunken candor. In those days, the passing of time was marked by no one. There were no watches, scholars, or priests to take measure of what was then simply an abstract concept. Then, one day, all the alcohol ran out. People recognized the errors of their ways and everyone put on clothes and got jobs. Thus began a new era as the lewd eon came to its close.
Lewd eon indeed :)
Along with RimWorld, we're two for two with subtle sexual connotations in our product and company titles! I think maybe I'll make this a theme. I did want to make a hacking game called Meatspace some day....
Brb, pre-ordering meatspace
Quote from: Jakadasnake on September 25, 2013, 05:01:31 PM
Brb, pre-ordering meatspace
Buy me a copy plz!
I pay you sven rubles for it ja?
почему прогулка, когда вы можете meatspace
Quote from: Tynan on September 25, 2013, 04:50:44 PM
Along with RimWorld, we're two for two with subtle sexual connotations in our product and company titles! I think maybe I'll make this a theme. I did want to make a hacking game called Meatspace some day....
Breaking news: Along with hosting colonists and prisoners, beds will have an extra special option to further ease colonists' mood.
Quote from: Hypolite on September 25, 2013, 05:48:34 PM
Quote from: Tynan on September 25, 2013, 04:50:44 PM
Along with RimWorld, we're two for two with subtle sexual connotations in our product and company titles! I think maybe I'll make this a theme. I did want to make a hacking game called Meatspace some day....
Breaking news: Along with hosting colonists and prisoners, beds will have an extra special option to further ease colonists' mood.
Oooh, bunk beds! There will be so much room for
activities!
Quote from: Jakadasnake on September 25, 2013, 05:53:17 PM
Quote from: Hypolite on September 25, 2013, 05:48:34 PM
Quote from: Tynan on September 25, 2013, 04:50:44 PM
Along with RimWorld, we're two for two with subtle sexual connotations in our product and company titles! I think maybe I'll make this a theme. I did want to make a hacking game called Meatspace some day....
Breaking news: Along with hosting colonists and prisoners, beds will have an extra special option to further ease colonists' mood.
Oooh, bunk beds! There will be so much room for activities!
Yoga!?
Nope. :-X
:'(
Hmm while were on that train of thaught, will procreation and/or kids be in the game?
I was thinking about it, but the time scale of the game based on days makes it very boring to include them in the story. They wouldn't be anything but a hindrance on your resources until you played 6570 days (18 years). In Tropico, the time scale based on months makes it much more interesting, with an aging population that needs fresh blood every now and then.
Fair point, but perhaps a month based system wouldn't be the best thing for the game, the pace may become too fast.
Totally unrelated but I just had an awesome cringe moment with one of my younger coworkers.
Him: Hey have you seen Clerks 2?
Me: Nah.
Him: Damn! You're missing out!
Me: Well have you seen Clerks 1?
Him: No, I downloaded it but it was in black and white so I deleted it from my hard drive.
Me: First of all, that movie is in black and white. Second, you can't seriously be recommending the sequel to a movie you haven't seen... Right?
Whippersnappers these days man
Kids could definitely be in the game. They wouldn't grow up though. I think that works. I mean, it's about stories, right? And there are lots of stories where a kid begins and ends the story as a kid. Nothing wrong with having a character who is just a child.
As for whether they're "useful", sure, you could kill or banish them if not. But what does that say about you? And how might your colonists react to this policy? I think these are interesting questions in a survival situation like in RW.
Babies fall into basically the same category.
Procreation is less likely just because it takes a long time.
Quote from: Tynan on September 25, 2013, 10:16:27 PM
Kids could definitely be in the game. They wouldn't grow up though. I think that works. I mean, it's about stories, right? And there are lots of stories where a kid begins and ends the story as a kid. Nothing wrong with having a character who is just a child.
As for whether they're "useful", sure, you could kill or banish them if not. But what does that say about you? And how might your colonists react to this policy? I think these are interesting questions in a survival situation like in RW.
Babies fall into basically the same category.
Procreation is less likely just because it takes a long time.
Step 1: have kids
Step 2: beat the game
Step 3: the surviving children carry on their parents' legacy in the next game
Quote from: Jakadasnake on September 25, 2013, 10:31:28 PM
Quote from: Tynan on September 25, 2013, 10:16:27 PM
Kids could definitely be in the game. They wouldn't grow up though. I think that works. I mean, it's about stories, right? And there are lots of stories where a kid begins and ends the story as a kid. Nothing wrong with having a character who is just a child.
As for whether they're "useful", sure, you could kill or banish them if not. But what does that say about you? And how might your colonists react to this policy? I think these are interesting questions in a survival situation like in RW.
Babies fall into basically the same category.
Procreation is less likely just because it takes a long time.
Step 1: have kids
Step 2: beat kids
Step 3: the surviving children carry on their emotional scars in the next game
Fixed!
So, anyone else heard about this government shutdown?
Yeah. As a member of the military, I'm kind of bummed out about it. But whatever. It'll probably not affect us too much.
Yes, and it doesn't make much sense from a french perspective.
We're our own worst enemy man. So spread out among so many different fronts/conflicts and yet we are so divided by inner conflict that we can't run our own country. Shit doesn't make sense to me and it doesn't make sense to a lot of people. But whatever. Hopefully after all the drawdowns we can focus on some of the internal issues.
Government shutdown? What did I miss? I don't watch any news...
Quote from: enystrom8734 on October 01, 2013, 11:31:45 AM
Government shutdown? What did I miss? I don't watch any news...
Probably a good policy, it's usually depressing and inconsequential.
Well I guess just playing games and working all day prevents me from watching the news. Then again I miss some interesting news at the same time.
Quote from: enystrom8734 on October 01, 2013, 11:41:02 AM
Well I guess just playing games and working all day prevents me from watching the news. Then again I miss some interesting news at the same time.
Keeping up with current events is a good thing to do imo, lets you know if any shit is going down.
Basically the yanks have stopped paying everyone.
Looked it up after my wife said something about it too didnt want to feel left out.
It almost feels like those rep. and dem. are fighting a civil war.
At first not much will be felled but in the long run it will affect many things. Its like a domino effect.
Both parties seem to know whats better for the people. So how come 2 million people are now sitting at home?
We should give them all minimum wage and than look at how fast stuff will chance
Everyone's all in a fuss about congress and I'm just sitting here waiting on Rimworld.
Quote from: Semmy on October 01, 2013, 06:26:10 PM
It almost feels like those rep. and dem. are fighting a civil war.
War of democratic aggression?
Quote from: Yarkista on October 02, 2013, 10:32:30 AM
Quote from: Semmy on October 01, 2013, 06:26:10 PM
It almost feels like those rep. and dem. are fighting a civil war.
War of democratic aggression?
feels more like a molewacker game.
we the people are the moles and every time we raise our head they smash it.
Im so glad i live in holland.
HMMMZ nvm our king drives a goldplated chariot and asks us to raise taxes and get our pension at a later age.
bah we are all screwed time to get rimworld
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Quote from: Yarkista on October 02, 2013, 10:32:30 AM
Quote from: Semmy on October 01, 2013, 06:26:10 PM
It almost feels like those rep. and dem. are fighting a civil war.
War of democratic aggression?
feels more like a molewacker game.
we the people are the moles and every time we raise our head they smash it.
Im so glad i live in holland.
HMMMZ nvm our king drives a goldplated chariot and asks us to raise taxes and get our pension at a later age.
bah we are all screwed time to get rimworld
LUDEONNNNNNNNNN hurry up d-; gimme a testaccount and make our worries stop d-; JK
NO ASKY FOR TEST
Gotta love them monarchs ey?
Quote from: Yarkista on October 02, 2013, 02:41:31 PM
Quote from: Semmy on October 02, 2013, 11:16:04 AM
Quote from: Yarkista on October 02, 2013, 10:32:30 AM
Quote from: Semmy on October 01, 2013, 06:26:10 PM
It almost feels like those rep. and dem. are fighting a civil war.
War of democratic aggression?
feels more like a molewacker game.
we the people are the moles and every time we raise our head they smash it.
Im so glad i live in holland.
HMMMZ nvm our king drives a goldplated chariot and asks us to raise taxes and get our pension at a later age.
bah we are all screwed time to get rimworld
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
NO ASKY FOR TEST
Gotta love them monarchs ey?
dammmm even this website has censorship d-;
Shh, the NSA will hear us and the general public will be oblivious to the rampant spying and invasion of privacy.
Edit: New avatar.
Haha, the NSA watching me here in France? No f**king way ! It's a free country and ....
* disconnected by peer *
Quote from: Yarkista on October 04, 2013, 06:25:34 PM
Shh, the NSA will hear us and the general public will be oblivious to the rampant spying and invasion of privacy.
Edit: New avatar.
Remember the NSA is federally funded! NSA free for awhile! 8)
No way NSA is shutting down. It basically runs the whole business.
Quote from: Hypolite on October 07, 2013, 04:30:12 PM
No way NSA is shutting down. It basically runs the whole business.
It'll be one of the parts of the government that isn't shutting down, naturally.
My god, I do hate the US government.
Edit: I fucking hate having a cold, they just make you feel run down and awful.
Quote from: Yarkista on October 07, 2013, 05:15:37 PM
.... I fucking hate having a cold, they just make you feel run down and awful.
Chug down gallons of tea, basic broth soup /w veggies would also run it through ya. Be sure to get soft tissue paper...nothing like a dry
sore nose aswell. :(
Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.
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Quote from: Hypolite on October 08, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.
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Upset that you didn't get it? ;)
Quote from: Yarkista on October 08, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hypolite on October 08, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.
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Upset that you didn't get it? ;)
You didnt bring cake thats why
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Quote from: Yarkista on October 08, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hypolite on October 08, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.
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Upset that you didn't get it? ;)
You didnt bring cake thats why
Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.
Quote from: Yarkista on October 08, 2013, 04:52:37 PM
Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 04:51:51 PM
Quote from: Yarkista on October 08, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hypolite on October 08, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.
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Upset that you didn't get it? ;)
You didnt bring cake thats why
Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.
than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated
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Quote from: Yarkista on October 08, 2013, 04:52:37 PM
Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 04:51:51 PM
Quote from: Yarkista on October 08, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hypolite on October 08, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.
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Upset that you didn't get it? ;)
You didnt bring cake thats why
Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.
than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated
At which level of quote do you think the cat will be cropped?
Quote from: Zeiph on October 08, 2013, 05:01:08 PM
Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 04:54:16 PM
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Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 04:51:51 PM
Quote from: Yarkista on October 08, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hypolite on October 08, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.
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Upset that you didn't get it? ;)
You didnt bring cake thats why
Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.
than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated
At which level of quote do you think the cat will be cropped?
The inverse of how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
Quote from: enystrom8734 on October 08, 2013, 05:05:21 PM
Quote from: Zeiph on October 08, 2013, 05:01:08 PM
Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 04:54:16 PM
Quote from: Yarkista on October 08, 2013, 04:52:37 PM
Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 04:51:51 PM
Quote from: Yarkista on October 08, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hypolite on October 08, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.
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Upset that you didn't get it? ;)
You didnt bring cake thats why
Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.
than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated
At which level of quote do you think the cat will be cropped?
The inverse of how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
The cat is still looking angry.
After this much attention he gets.
And the combo is broken, let's get back on off-topic people, we're getting overwhelmed with cats.
Speaking on behalf of the Queen, because as you know all English people are on speaking terms with HRM, if you don't learn to play nice as a country America, then we'll come back and make you a colony again. :P
Speaking as a French that helped American teach those arrogant Brits how tea is made in Boston, colonize them for what? Every government-driven touristic spot is closed, no interest at all !
Quote from: Zeiph on October 08, 2013, 06:17:34 PM
Speaking as a French that helped American teach those arrogant Brits how tea is made in Boston, colonize them for what? Every government-driven touristic spot is closed, no interest at all !
:o I'm sorry the only bit I processed was "Speaking as a French".
How could you Zeiph!? I
LOVED you!
...Meanwhile in Czech Republic...
News on every channel are mentioning some kind of political crisis in USA, local politicians are grateful that the media attention is not aimed at their failures and crimes so that they can keep bankrupting the country. Alcoholic president http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOAQCrx-ww8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOAQCrx-ww8) keeps on stomping on what's left of parliamentary democracy and makes fool of himself wherever he goes. Communist party is slowly gaining percentage for upcoming elections just by doing nothing and staying silent as every other party is loosing because of their incompetency and currently revealed cases of corruption of their leaders. Czechs won't notice anything as pubs are still open and beer is still cheap (+/- 1.5 USD for a good one on tap in pub, 0.6 for bottled) Yep... so you see that the crisis in US is actually not that bad. We are dealing with serious threat of communism here!
Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 05:32:56 PM
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Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 04:51:51 PM
Quote from: Yarkista on October 08, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hypolite on October 08, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.
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Upset that you didn't get it? ;)
You didnt bring cake thats why
Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.
than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated
At which level of quote do you think the cat will be cropped?
The inverse of how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
The cat is still looking angry.
After this much attention he gets.
Can we stop quoting the cat meow? This is getting ludicrous.
Quote from: Jakadasnake on October 08, 2013, 08:23:06 PM
Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 05:32:56 PM
Quote from: enystrom8734 on October 08, 2013, 05:05:21 PM
Quote from: Zeiph on October 08, 2013, 05:01:08 PM
Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 04:54:16 PM
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Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 04:51:51 PM
Quote from: Yarkista on October 08, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hypolite on October 08, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.
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Upset that you didn't get it? ;)
You didnt bring cake thats why
Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.
than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated
At which level of quote do you think the cat will be cropped?
The inverse of how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
The cat is still looking angry.
After this much attention he gets.
Can we stop quoting the cat meow? This is getting ludicrous.
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/37449079.jpg)
Pop me open a Mikes hard and kick back and watch the fun!
(http://slfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/I-Had-Fun-Once-It-Was-Awful-417x514.jpeg)
wakes up to cats and thinks
(http://i.qkme.me/3t730v.jpg)
Quote from: Hypolite on October 08, 2013, 09:29:47 PM
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Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 04:51:51 PM
Quote from: Yarkista on October 08, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hypolite on October 08, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.
(http://img9.joyreactor.cc/pics/comment/Grumpy-Cat-%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-701899.jpeg)
Upset that you didn't get it? ;)
You didnt bring cake thats why
Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.
than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated
At which level of quote do you think the cat will be cropped?
The inverse of how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
The cat is still looking angry.
After this much attention he gets.
Can we stop quoting the cat meow? This is getting ludicrous.
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/37449079.jpg)
I concur. >.>
Quote from: enystrom8734 on October 09, 2013, 03:05:09 AM
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Quote from: Zeiph on October 08, 2013, 05:01:08 PM
Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 04:54:16 PM
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Quote from: Semmy on October 08, 2013, 04:51:51 PM
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Quote from: Hypolite on October 08, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.
(http://img9.joyreactor.cc/pics/comment/Grumpy-Cat-%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-701899.jpeg)
Upset that you didn't get it? ;)
You didnt bring cake thats why
Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.
than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated
At which level of quote do you think the cat will be cropped?
The inverse of how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
The cat is still looking angry.
After this much attention he gets.
Can we stop quoting the cat meow? This is getting ludicrous.
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/37449079.jpg)
I concur. >.>
did anyone notice it still isnt cropping the dammed cat.
he will stay here forever
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Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.
(http://img9.joyreactor.cc/pics/comment/Grumpy-Cat-%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-701899.jpeg)
Upset that you didn't get it? ;)
You didnt bring cake thats why
Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.
than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated
At which level of quote do you think the cat will be cropped?
The inverse of how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
The cat is still looking angry.
After this much attention he gets.
Can we stop quoting the cat meow? This is getting ludicrous.
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/37449079.jpg)
I concur. >.>
did anyone notice it still isnt cropping the dammed cat.
he will stay here forever
(http://img9.joyreactor.cc/pics/comment/Grumpy-Cat-%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-701899.jpeg)
It's official. That cat is the adopted mascot of this tavern. Page 6 will forever be its home here at the drunkard's tavern.
Anyone want to tell some fun drinking and/or gaming stories?
This one time I got my buddy pretty drunk. We played World of Warcraft together all the time and the three of us there had just gotten done doing some PVP or something. This guy was not used to drinking but he was the outgoing jockish type, so when he started roughhousing me and my other friend while yelling "Backstab! Kidney Shot! Kidney Shot", we knew we had trouble on our hands. I wish the story ended there, but... Well, it does. I was pretty drunk too. I think me and my other buddy ended up sitting on him until he calmed down.
Quote from: Jakadasnake on October 09, 2013, 10:20:48 AM
It's official. That cat is the adopted mascot of this tavern. Page 6 will forever be its home here at the drunkard's tavern.
Anyone want to tell some fun drinking and/or gaming stories?
This one time I got my buddy pretty drunk. We played World of Warcraft together all the time and the three of us there had just gotten done doing some PVP or something. This guy was not used to drinking but he was the outgoing jockish type, so when he started roughhousing me and my other friend while yelling "Backstab! Kidney Shot! Kidney Shot", we knew we had trouble on our hands. I wish the story ended there, but... Well, it does. I was pretty drunk too. I think me and my other buddy ended up sitting on him until he calmed down.
Once in a drunken mood i logged into my back than swedish girlfriends wow account and took off all her belongings and hid them in the guildbank.
Next morning when she logged in i got my ass handed to me. Dickpenalty for 3 weeks d-;
this is how she tought about me
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBH9NPlXDyUM45ETP7R5CVkYtJtMEsUHGytwKdN7hDQKPVLrDrQA)
Quote from: Jakadasnake on October 09, 2013, 10:20:48 AM
It's official. That cat is the adopted mascot of this tavern. Page 6 will forever be its home here at the drunkard's tavern.
Anyone want to tell some fun drinking and/or gaming stories?
This one time I got my buddy pretty drunk. We played World of Warcraft together all the time and the three of us there had just gotten done doing some PVP or something. This guy was not used to drinking but he was the outgoing jockish type, so when he started roughhousing me and my other friend while yelling "Backstab! Kidney Shot! Kidney Shot", we knew we had trouble on our hands. I wish the story ended there, but... Well, it does. I was pretty drunk too. I think me and my other buddy ended up sitting on him until he calmed down.
Well this happened last week actually.
I was at a party with some friends and we drank for most of the night then about 20 of us went home in drips and drabs, this one girl I quite like was getting off with a mate of mine so I asked if I could have a go, (because drunk logic right?) and he said yes, so I got with said girl, later when I sobered up I was told that she gave 3 blowjobs prior to getting with me, about 10 minutes prior. Not a nice moment.
So tl;dr= I licked cock.
Any drunk party stories?
Well basicly all of us man have a problem..
So far ive liked 100% of the cock i touched. As said my own...
But i only liked about 80% of the pussy i had.
Most man are the same as me..
So statisticly saiddd you shouldnt complain (-;
I haven't been drunk in my whole life. Even though it makes for interesting stories, I don't see the whole point in general. Booze is expensive and I don't like its taste...
Quote from: Hypolite on October 09, 2013, 02:45:25 PM
I haven't been drunk in my whole life. Even though it makes for interesting stories, I don't see the whole point in general. Booze is expensive and I don't like its taste...
Owwwww so thats where all my money went.
And yes it costed me alot including a big part of my livers resistance. I wouldnt do it differently though. Ive done so much stuff that i enjoyed along the process.
It did result in me only drinking in the weekends though and under supervision
Pff, I consider myself a functioning alcoholic.
I can't drink much since I destroyed my stomach with medicine because of a shitty illness...
Quote from: Zeiph on October 09, 2013, 03:44:08 PM
I destroyed my stomach with medicine
Meth is one hell of a drug.
I'm so sorry...In all serious, sorry about your condition, it must be hard to live with.
Past behind me, but my stomach died there, lol :D
Quote from: Hypolite on October 09, 2013, 02:45:25 PM
I haven't been drunk in my whole life. Even though it makes for interesting stories, I don't see the whole point in general. Booze is expensive and I don't like its taste...
While I've been drunk plenty of times but I don't drink nowadays.
I'm with you on the not liking the taste. Once and a while I'll have something like a Mikes hard but I don't do Beer nor hard alcohol.
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Quote from: Hypolite on October 09, 2013, 02:45:25 PM
I haven't been drunk in my whole life. Even though it makes for interesting stories, I don't see the whole point in general. Booze is expensive and I don't like its taste...
While I've been drunk plenty of times but I don't drink nowadays.
I'm with you on the not liking the taste. Once and a while I'll have something like a Mikes hard but I don't do Beer nor hard alcohol.
Where did our kittykat go?
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Quote from: Hypolite on October 09, 2013, 02:45:25 PM
I haven't been drunk in my whole life. Even though it makes for interesting stories, I don't see the whole point in general. Booze is expensive and I don't like its taste...
While I've been drunk plenty of times but I don't drink nowadays.
I'm with you on the not liking the taste. Once and a while I'll have something like a Mikes hard but I don't do Beer nor hard alcohol.
Where did our kittykat go?
I raped the cat, shot it and burned the body.
(http://media.tumblr.com/8e4d7e2545607fbb0fb5d6eb20d7958c/tumblr_inline_mu7n1uw7X01r2bllo.jpg) where did the kittykat go?
Just in case I missed the part where all messages must include cats somewhere... OR to annoy those that wish the cat not return.
I could never go without my tasty drinks even if my stomach says I should. I'm all for the enjoyment of drinking a perfectly crafted beer or alcoholic beverage for the occasion to which I'm drinking it. Everything in moderation...
I feel like this thread is loosing good content.
Quote from: Yarkista on October 10, 2013, 03:22:56 PM
I feel like this thread is loosing good content.
butts, boobs, and farts. HAHAHAH
Now its lost all good content.
So much like a long night at a Drunkard's Tavern?
What comes after the manic cat phase of a night out anyway? I vote a general discussion on the required science to advance time 22 days so that research can be done on the pre-alpha RimWorld allowing for more constructive feedback elsewhere in the forum. I only ask because I've never had a manic cat phase of a drinking night. *shifty eyes*
Quote from: Yarkista on October 10, 2013, 03:22:56 PM
I feel like this thread is loosing good content.
A thread that not really about anything and titled Drunkard Tavern will mostly not have good content :P
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Quote from: Yarkista on October 10, 2013, 03:22:56 PM
I feel like this thread is loosing good content.
butts, boobs, and farts. HAHAHAH
Now its lost all good content.
(http://a.fod4.com/images/user_photos/1236184/7b5d15d03f7c08a068268a57044ff28f_width_600x.jpg)
you made me think of this picture
We have new managements, they seem to be druglords from Checlosovonia and as a gesture of goodwill, they are giving all of their patrons a free sample.
Excellent. I'll take a beer. Alcohol is a drug right? Preferable a pumpkin ale due to the season.
Quote from: Dejix on October 10, 2013, 06:36:40 PM
Excellent. I'll take a beer. Alcohol is a drug right? Preferable a pumpkin ale due to the season.
It is the Drunkard Tavern :)
Quote from: Dejix on October 10, 2013, 06:36:40 PM
Excellent. I'll take a beer. Alcohol is a drug right? Preferable a pumpkin ale due to the season.
Pff, real drugs!
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Quote from: Dejix on October 10, 2013, 06:36:40 PM
Excellent. I'll take a beer. Alcohol is a drug right? Preferable a pumpkin ale due to the season.
Pff, real drugs!
real drugs???
id rather have one more kittykat
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Quote from: Dejix on October 10, 2013, 06:36:40 PM
Excellent. I'll take a beer. Alcohol is a drug right? Preferable a pumpkin ale due to the season.
Pff, real drugs!
real drugs???
id rather have one more kittykat
Are you twelve? ;)
Indeed, real drugs are available.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/1fc6846e05b7bb913688b52dc79c84b1/tumblr_mmqsbcLHVY1r69a5mo1_1280.jpg)
That's what one more cat has to say about "real drugs".
P.S. OMG that image is HUGE... I'm... Sorry...
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Quote from: Dejix on October 10, 2013, 06:36:40 PM
Excellent. I'll take a beer. Alcohol is a drug right? Preferable a pumpkin ale due to the season.
Pff, real drugs!
real drugs???
id rather have one more kittykat
Are you twelve? ;)
Indeed, real drugs are available.
I wish i was 12.
Just had my 4th reorganisation at work. Another dozen of people fired.
I remember 10 years ago 575 people worked here. Now there are 121 left.
But it appears i got some continue's left
YEAAAAAAA ACIIID ! http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/ (/!\ Epillepsy warning /!\)
SOunds tough man, hope you keep your job.
Quote from: Zeiph on October 11, 2013, 12:15:48 PM
YEAAAAAAA ACIIID ! http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/ (/!\ Epillepsy warning /!\)
Ugh, THAT website.
Seriously, don't go on it if you have epilepsy, you will probably have a severe attack and die.
Quote from: Yarkista on October 11, 2013, 12:16:50 PM
SOunds tough man, hope you keep your job.
Quote from: Zeiph on October 11, 2013, 12:15:48 PM
YEAAAAAAA ACIIID ! http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/ (/!\ Epillepsy warning /!\)
Even without it i can advice you not to go there
Ugh, THAT website.
Seriously, don't go on it if you have epilepsy, you will probably have a severe attack and die.
Removed the poll from the topic, please continue posting cat's pictures :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXdM8fkup4Q
(http://tw.greywool.com/i/TklxU.jpg)
(http://motleydogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Funny-Dog-Photos-with-Captions-Litterbox-is-not-a-cookie-jar.jpg)
OMG Soooo much better than cat pictures...
Cats!
What my cat did (before passing away) :'( when I was up playing and game and she wanted to sleep.
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f190/conti027/20130307_005310_zps2b0a8e3a.jpg)[/URL]
That's adorable! I'm sorry for your loss man, I absolutely love my cat.
I think cats are definitely the mascots of this tavern. We have a cat cafe where I live, would be pretty awesome to see a cat bar though.
I think we need a new topic for cat pictures.
Edit: Done! http://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=213.0
Yea it's well know that cats and alcohol (and drugs) are all related to drunken people and taverns...
Quote from: Zeiph on October 13, 2013, 08:55:25 AM
Yea it's well know that cats and alcohol (and drugs) are all related to drunken people and taverns...
Well that's like...your opinion man.
I was just pointing out I had no idea why we drifted that far :D
It's the Drunkard's Tavern after all, we all are drifters... :p
I can settle down and sober up any time I want, I just don't want to.
i'm at work waking up at 04:30 and starting at 05:30 makes it so i dont want to sober up.
I doubt its even possible to wake up at all like this.
im not drunk but i wanted to come into the tavern
*walks in quietly grabs a soda from the bar. then goes and sits in a dark corner of the room. watching everyone walk in*
F**k my life; I'm home :)
Also;
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=668910126473297&set=pb.100000629480249.-2207520000.1383472356.&type=3&theater
Oh god damn i've been inactive, i'll try and be more active everyone, sorry about all this.
Do you know about that feeling when there is this awesome indie- game you are playing, and you just like: "I wish i had heard about (/ lived when)this game was in alpha, so i could have supported it through the process," ?
My need have finally been satisfied :D
(http://stupid24.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Stupid-Cat.jpg)
havent seen these for a while.
I'm back, lads, I just finished putting up the RimWorld Creative Reward Management System (http://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=1088.0)!
Quote from: Hypolite on November 14, 2013, 12:53:25 AM
I'm back, lads, I just finished putting up the RimWorld Creative Reward Management System (http://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=1088.0)!
welcome back
I
m really drunk right now, like a full bottle and half of scotch right nwo, so sorry fi this is random, but my grandmother diesd today so I'm sorry that I may be gone for a few days. I wanted to post in the small chance someone cared. I'll be back asap.
Even though I don't know you, Thubin, I'm sorry for your loss, take all the time you need, RimWorld can wait. :-[
Quote from: Thubin on November 19, 2013, 10:37:29 PM
I
m really drunk right now, like a full bottle and half of scotch right nwo, so sorry fi this is random, but my grandmother diesd today so I'm sorry that I may be gone for a few days. I wanted to post in the small chance someone cared. I'll be back asap.
Though i dont know you my deepest consolences. May the love of those around you help you through the days ahead.
Take care off yourself aswell.
Quote from: Thubin on November 19, 2013, 10:37:29 PM
I
m really drunk right now, like a full bottle and half of scotch right nwo, so sorry fi this is random, but my grandmother diesd today so I'm sorry that I may be gone for a few days. I wanted to post in the small chance someone cared. I'll be back asap.
I know your pain all to well, I hope you take care of yourself.
Rough stuff here, gents...
Had to pour a pint to this find!!
(http://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=44.0;attach=652)
My wife and I just came across these..as soon as I set it up ..viola it worked..no more lines running around the house or crappy routers!(http://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=44.0;attach=654)
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PLC can be quite useful indeed, but can raise security question if you have an older electric installation, as someone from the same building could plug in your home network. However, this is not the case with newer electrical installation where digital circuit breakers make sure that no data is flowing out of your home. :)
Indeed, wise words Hypolite. I try to run a tight ship though, for the time being I'm stoked. We have had terrible Wi-Fi issues for the 8yrs that we have lived in this house. So we don't share much of anything out here with the neighbors..we as a family are 30-40 yrs younger than 80-90% of the nieghborhood.. :o
Very inconsistent, usually going out when my projects/ wifes' needs, or our 15yr old needs it for a report or what-have-you.
Ok, I promise i'll be active this time round, sorry for my long absence, I've had a lot of goddamn exams going on the past 3 months.
That's okay, it's more important for you to pass your exams than to come here anyway :)
This thread died already?
It's up to us to revive it! Cheers!
Quote from: AspenShadow on October 08, 2013, 06:08:01 PM
Speaking on behalf of the Queen, because as you know all English people are on speaking terms with HRM, if you don't learn to play nice as a country America, then we'll come back and make you a colony again. :P
please DO
dam raiders and there m4s
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Unfortunately I´m an absolutist, and prefer Tea over alcoholic brewages. However, this thread deserves a little posifive feedback, and thusly I say:
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I'm back, I promise to not go on a month long blackout like the last two times.
On a more on topic note, the subreddit is coming along nicely, the CSS is being implemented as we speak.
And ThereFore we end this thread that not involing drunkards or such, Just saying
This is a drukard's tavern, ain't it? So cheersd and to the f* bottom, cuz why noot. Also, cuz sometimes life sercves your curveballs you ain't quite exarctly ready to face, like, anytime wevr in yur life. So yeah. Till we hit em desks gentlmans!
Quote from: CodyRex123 on January 31, 2014, 06:58:57 AM
And ThereFore we end this thread that not involing drunkards or such, Just saying
It doesn't necessarily need to involve drunkards, just discussion, and shit like that.
So, seriously...
I turned 50 on 01/28/2014 when I got the kickstarter mail to download the game and I have been playing as non-stop as my life allows since then. This is especially remarkable to me, since I have been playing Sid Meier's Colonization since 1993 (as non-stop as my life allows ) and found other games mostly disappointing after a day or two.
For all "kids" that are still reading, it's not "Civilisation" and yes, it is a DOS game. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_Meier's_Colonization
So, seriously, don't mess this up. Do not make it about features, focus on game play. Try to think decades.
Chess is not popular for as long as it is because the rook can shoot fireballs.
Play nice!
.. and sure, I am drunk too.
Quote from: Tynan on September 18, 2013, 05:32:37 PM
Bonus points if you're actually drunk while writing in this thread.
Really. I just found this thread and I'm not even remotely under the influance..
Quote from: Galileus on January 31, 2014, 09:34:49 PM
This is a drukard's tavern, ain't it? So cheersd and to the f* bottom, cuz why noot. Also, cuz sometimes life sercves your curveballs you ain't quite exarctly ready to face, like, anytime wevr in yur life. So yeah. Till we hit em desks gentlmans!
I think you get the bonus points.
Quote from: shadowtajun on February 28, 2014, 03:09:10 AM
Quote from: Galileus on January 31, 2014, 09:34:49 PM
This is a drukard's tavern, ain't it? So cheersd and to the f* bottom, cuz why noot. Also, cuz sometimes life sercves your curveballs you ain't quite exarctly ready to face, like, anytime wevr in yur life. So yeah. Till we hit em desks gentlmans!
I think you get the bonus points.
All of the points!
I actually had four shots of tequila and two of moonshine tonight.
yo is stull shoober, me doin two bottle drinkin, one bottle per hand, only puttin down to get another one or tipe, had 4 bottles so far plan anover two
Does Kalua and coffee count ;), breakfast of champions...er something
Maybe it's all the beer talking, but Tynan is a pretty awesome developer.
After seeing the interview he did with that guy on a couch, he's become somewhat of an inspiration to me.
He talked about modding for years, doing it himself, getting into game design, which is pretty cool, and its a confidence booster.
I'm just starting to get deep into game design, and sometimes the career field feels overfilled with talent, so it feels a bit pointless and drowning.
To Tynan for making a game that has helped at least me cross huge hurdles in understanding, I say Thank you and Cheers!
This seemed like the right place to drunk rant....does it make sense?
RimWorld is on top 100 on ModDB drink!!!!!!
I swear to god I shouldn't be a mod with regards to my activity, time for a few more days of heavy moderation.
Quote from: Yarkista on April 08, 2014, 05:41:36 PM
I swear to god I shouldn't be a mod with regards to my activity, time for a few more days of heavy moderation.
/me swings his banhammer around....
get back in your dark corner yarkista
Quote from: Evul on April 07, 2014, 08:09:16 PM
RimWorld is on top 100 on ModDB drink!!!!!!
Cheers!!(http://i60.tinypic.com/3494da0.jpg)
(http://i.myniceprofile.com/1002/100221.gif)
also i'm not actually drunk as its not for my age, but ive been drinking Monster Energy drink, does that count?
Quote from: Blackjack1000K on April 22, 2014, 10:54:12 AM
also i'm not actually drunk as its not for my age, but ive been drinking Monster Energy drink, does that count?
monster what of course it does if it ain't for your age (not for mine either) it's fine ;)
Quote from: Blackjack1000K on April 22, 2014, 10:54:12 AM
........
also i'm not actually drunk as its not for my age, but ive been drinking Monster Energy drink, does that count?
I suppose, is it spiked? ;) :o
Quote from: daft73 on April 22, 2014, 12:27:46 PM
Quote from: Blackjack1000K on April 22, 2014, 10:54:12 AM
........
also i'm not actually drunk as its not for my age, but ive been drinking Monster Energy drink, does that count?
I suppose, is it spiked? ;) :o
(http://whiteglossyundergroundboard.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/zzzz_trans.gif)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/2qnbk2f.jpg)
??? :o
Quote from: daft73 on April 22, 2014, 12:44:44 PM
(http://i57.tinypic.com/2qnbk2f.jpg)
??? :o
is that a dog or a cat :o
Baby wolf rabbit, I can see a new mob type coming...
Better call Einstein :P
Does the guy in the coroner of this tavern have anything to lift me up if you know what I mean.
Sure do... <Hands ladder>
I HATE WAITING A WEEK TO SEE GAME OF THRONES!!!! felt i needed to scream that out some where :P
Quote from: jamieg on April 30, 2014, 12:07:33 PM
I HATE WAITING A WEEK TO SEE GAME OF THRONES!!!! felt i needed to scream that out some where :P
...so Forget about the show, set it to record. Watch the entire series in a sitting. ;)
I've tried so hard to forget :'(
lol, I hear ya on that. I guess having 2 children (4, 15), makes it easy to forget about tv shows. ???
Quote from: daft73 on April 30, 2014, 12:53:11 PM
lol, I hear ya on that. I guess having 2 children (4, 15), makes it easy to forget about tv shows. ???
Right!! see ya later im off to adopt :p
Quote from: jamieg on April 30, 2014, 01:02:25 PM
Quote from: daft73 on April 30, 2014, 12:53:11 PM
lol, I hear ya on that. I guess having 2 children (4, 15), makes it easy to forget about tv shows. ???
Right!! see ya later im off to adopt :p
...the obvious solution...? XD
Quote from: Architect on April 30, 2014, 01:18:11 PM
Quote from: jamieg on April 30, 2014, 01:02:25 PM
Quote from: daft73 on April 30, 2014, 12:53:11 PM
lol, I hear ya on that. I guess having 2 children (4, 15), makes it easy to forget about tv shows. ???
Right!! see ya later im off to adopt :p
...the obvious solution...? XD
Of course!
The drunkard's tavern is not know for the obvious decisions! Now down the hatch lad!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa5B22KAkEk
IKR?!
(http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/6fe4951d14de38cb0f944de5e5bd08551324182838_full.jpg)
I just left the colony and am going on a rampage.
Even superman is doing it.
(http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/superman-getting-drunk.jpg)
Quote from: a89a89 on May 04, 2014, 12:58:21 PM
Quote from: jamieg on May 02, 2014, 09:39:19 AM
Quote from: Blackjack1000K on May 02, 2014, 09:29:31 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa5B22KAkEk
SICK TUNE!
I know! Ive listened t out like 5 times in row!
WHAAAAT??? you only just heard of it?? man your behind :p
so your like 13 :p so young, but my 12 yr old sis knows it :D
Quote from: a89a89 on May 04, 2014, 03:13:31 PM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa5B22KAkEk
SICK TUNE!
I know! Ive listened t out like 5 times in row!
WHAAAAT??? you only just heard of it?? man your behind :p
I was 10 when it lunched
Underage B&.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa5B22KAkEk
SICK TUNE!
I know! Ive listened t out like 5 times in row!
WHAAAAT??? you only just heard of it?? man your behind :p
I was 10 when it lunched
Underage B&.
Il be honest, I have no clue what you just said.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa5B22KAkEk
SICK TUNE!
I know! Ive listened t out like 5 times in row!
WHAAAAT??? you only just heard of it?? man your behind :p
I was 10 when it lunched
Underage B&.
Il be honest, I have no clue what you just said.
B-And, perhaps?
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa5B22KAkEk
SICK TUNE!
I know! Ive listened t out like 5 times in row!
WHAAAAT??? you only just heard of it?? man your behind :p
I was 10 when it lunched
Underage B&.
Il be honest, I have no clue what you just said.
B-And, perhaps?
I googled it and its shirt for banned or band
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa5B22KAkEk
SICK TUNE!
I know! Ive listened t out like 5 times in row!
WHAAAAT??? you only just heard of it?? man your behind :p
I was 10 when it lunched
Underage B&.
Il be honest, I have no clue what you just said.
B-And, perhaps?
I googled it and its shirt for banned or band
Why would anyone be B& if 'they were 10 when it was launched'?
Is this how pistols in Rimworld work?
(http://i.minus.com/icF03jobZ4M7T.gif)
Quote from: Blackjack1000K on May 06, 2014, 03:24:00 AM
Is this how pistols in Rimworld work?
(http://i.minus.com/icF03jobZ4M7T.gif)
Most likely
I dont know where i keep getting this cool gifs
(http://www.neowin.net/forum/uploads/monthly_03_2014/post-354816-0-77842100-1395647676.gif)
Quote from: Blackjack1000K on May 08, 2014, 05:23:35 AM
I dont know where i keep getting this cool gifs
(http://www.neowin.net/forum/uploads/monthly_03_2014/post-354816-0-77842100-1395647676.gif)
What the Fire? :P
Oow, a topic just for me! It's funny how you always think "hmm, maybe I should grab another beer", but the next day you never think "hmm, maybe I should've had one more beer last night"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmxCR4_abd4
Quote from: Blackjack1000K on May 11, 2014, 09:28:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmxCR4_abd4
I laughed at this one
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/052/b/d/we_are_kappa__by_suushisam-d4qkal9.png)
Random thought: A roleplaying board would be cool. Forums tend to attract a lot of RP-oriented people, and it would be neat to see a bunch of Rimworld players all RPing together. It would also strengthen the community, in my opinion. Just my two cents.
so this thread is not dead and where did all the grumpy cats go?
(http://www.themightyginge.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/science.gif)
Random thought. With update 5 what would happen if you replaced all the colonists with Kerbals cloned after Jebadiah? MOAR BOOSTERS! ... Or in the RimWorld sense, MOAR TURRETS!
SOMEBODY ELSE found this game through Scott Manley ;)
Quote from: AstronauticalFerret on July 08, 2014, 06:36:50 AM
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Random thought. With update 5 what would happen if you replaced all the colonists with Kerbals cloned after Jebadiah? MOAR BOOSTERS! ... Or in the RimWorld sense, MOAR TURRETS!
Because if the colonists were cloned Kerbals the ship wouldn't have crashed mildly enough for there to be survivors.
Though it might explain why there's so many cargo pods crashing constantly in rimworld. ;D
PS: My best ship has 13 distinct stages. Even thrust is the trick. It should fire boosters at the bottom, middle and top simultaneously on each of it's stages. Otherwise upon launching the bottom goes up, but due to the weight the top goes down... leading to a catastrophic failure where it'd all crash into itself on the launch pad.
The final result is that I can put an otherwise "normal" full sized 4 stage rocket with full fuel in a stable orbit... and then travel from there to the sun or whatever else I want. 8)
(http://i.imgur.com/zJZAAMj.jpg)
My colonists got this from a food trader, and they like to celebrate accomplishments with alcohol, although they wish there was less hops.
Quote from: Blackjack1000K on May 08, 2014, 05:23:35 AM
I dont know where i keep getting this cool gifs
(http://www.neowin.net/forum/uploads/monthly_03_2014/post-354816-0-77842100-1395647676.gif)
When the colony you spend most of your day building fails....
Quote from: JKTD1919 on July 09, 2014, 01:18:27 AM
SOMEBODY ELSE found this game through Scott Manley ;)
Lots of us found the game through Scott. It's a shame he doesn't play RimWorld these days.
WHOOOO HOOOO
Pass me the wine coolers!!!
YEAH
Sadly the time I was drinking I had been playing Command and Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars and War Thunder.... good times :D
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Quote from: JKTD1919 on July 09, 2014, 01:18:27 AM
SOMEBODY ELSE found this game through Scott Manley ;)
Lots of us found the game through Scott. It's a shame he doesn't play RimWorld these days.
:D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfpScdiQszs&list=UUxzC4EngIsMrPmbm6Nxvb-A
This will sound dumb but how do you actually pronounce 'Tynan' ?
There was a thread on this somewhere... Now I've gotta go delve the depths of ludeon forums to unearth this glorious thing!
There you go! ^_^
http://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=4053
Erm... what the heck are these blobs?
<<<< here ish
Quote from: SubZeroBricks on September 03, 2014, 04:40:43 PM
Erm... what the heck are these blobs?
<<<< here ish
Oh these things? (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/Teppana/blob_zps5277de98.gif)
Don't worry about them! they're mostly harmless
They like to group up with people who post alot
when they're with royalty they turn red (But between you and me the yellow ones are the real deal. And seriously watch out for the green ones! they're nasty!)
Quote from: Shinzy on September 04, 2014, 01:56:53 PM
Oh these things? (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/Teppana/blob_zps5277de98.gif)
Don't worry about them! they're mostly harmless
They like to group up with people who post alot
when they're with royalty they turn red (But between you and me the yellow ones are the real deal. And seriously watch out for the green ones! they're nasty!)
Nice gif buddy :)
Quote from: SubZeroBricks on September 04, 2014, 04:12:51 PMNice gif buddy :)
Not as nice as you! Eee!
*gains level in flattery*
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Quote from: SubZeroBricks on September 03, 2014, 04:40:43 PM
Erm... what the heck are these blobs?
<<<< here ish
Oh these things? (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/Teppana/blob_zps5277de98.gif)
Don't worry about them! they're mostly harmless
They like to group up with people who post alot
when they're with royalty they turn red (But between you and me the yellow ones are the real deal. And seriously watch out for the green ones! they're nasty!)
My 3
Green Aquaintances would like to have a talk with you. c:<
Choo!!! Choo!!
I really just read this whole thread...I need a life.
A toast to one of the best days of my life!
Cheers! This round's on me!
Another base building game bites the dust as DF-9 devs cut and run:
http://spacebasedf9.com/post/97755808095/the-road-to-1-0
>:(
Quote from: Geokinesis on September 17, 2014, 08:21:26 PM
Another base building game bites the dust as DF-9 devs cut and run:
http://spacebasedf9.com/post/97755808095/the-road-to-1-0
>:(
While I've always been extremely underwhelmed by progress on DF-9 (Tynan just sets the bar so high), "cut and run" is not quite the message I'm getting from that post.
There is nothing there barring them from continuing development post 1.0.EDIT: Further research has proven that there will indeed be no development past 1.0. I stand corrected and outraged.
Quote from: Snownova on September 19, 2014, 05:26:02 AM
Quote from: Geokinesis on September 17, 2014, 08:21:26 PM
Another base building game bites the dust as DF-9 devs cut and run:
http://spacebasedf9.com/post/97755808095/the-road-to-1-0
>:(
While I've always been extremely underwhelmed by progress on DF-9 (Tynan just sets the bar so high), "cut and run" is not quite the message I'm getting from that post.
There is nothing there barring them from continuing development post 1.0.
(http://i.imgur.com/B6qslOy.jpg)
Well the evening started out nicely with a strong coffee and some rum in it...
got me well started to upgrade an outdated Ubuntu server with Karmic Koala on it.
Four upgrades and a bottle of Mulberry wine later its finally at Trusty Tahr and I can call it a night.
Quote from: Pirx Danford on October 02, 2014, 06:58:23 PM
Well the evening started out nicely with a strong coffee and some rum in it...
got me well started to upgrade an outdated Ubuntu server with Karmic Koala on it.
Four upgrades and a bottle of Mulberry wine later its finally at Trusty Tahr and I can call it a night.
Not nearly enough alcohol for my tastes.
Quote from: Yarkista on October 03, 2014, 03:44:56 PM
Quote from: Pirx Danford on October 02, 2014, 06:58:23 PM
Well the evening started out nicely with a strong coffee and some rum in it...
got me well started to upgrade an outdated Ubuntu server with Karmic Koala on it.
Four upgrades and a bottle of Mulberry wine later its finally at Trusty Tahr and I can call it a night....
They are waiting for the weekend possibly, or in my case to many responsibilities (ie childrens and such)...now in my twenties, a different story. I worked at a pub, all the beverages/food you could handle...whilst watching game after game of futbol(soccer). ;)
Quote from: Hypolite on September 25, 2013, 06:19:13 PM
In Tropico, the time scale based on months makes it much more interesting, with an aging population that needs fresh blood every now and then.
Whaat... are they vampires?
yes they ARE tropical vampires that LIKE tropical sunlight and fresh blood ;D
Is there an Insane Hermit Cavern somewhere? Woops, that's my house.
Quote from: harpo99999 on November 09, 2014, 06:39:57 AM
yes they ARE tropical vampires that LIKE tropical sunlight and fresh blood ;D
Alcohol anyone?
Xkcding.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ballmer_peak.png)
Quote from: joshwoo69 on November 16, 2014, 06:34:27 AM
Quote from: harpo99999 on November 09, 2014, 06:39:57 AM
yes they ARE tropical vampires that LIKE tropical sunlight and fresh blood ;D
Alcohol anyone?
Xkcding.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ballmer_peak.png)
I've been trying to find the Ballmer Peak for almost a decade. Alcohol tends to completely eliminate my motivation when I am programming. I usually just decide to go do something else.
Quote from: Yarkista on September 18, 2013, 05:34:51 PM
Do we have alcohol in space?
Isnt that why there ship crashed? lol haha
Captain poured whiskey on the navigation Dies:)
Quote from: Justin C on December 02, 2014, 09:39:45 PM
Quote from: joshwoo69 on November 16, 2014, 06:34:27 AM
Quote from: harpo99999 on November 09, 2014, 06:39:57 AM
yes they ARE tropical vampires that LIKE tropical sunlight and fresh blood ;D
Alcohol anyone?
Xkcding.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ballmer_peak.png)
I've been trying to find the Ballmer Peak for almost a decade. Alcohol tends to completely eliminate my motivation when I am programming. I usually just decide to go do something else.
I found it, once. At least for me. Happened one night when I was on Second Life doing LSL scriptwork. I was doing jager bombs that night, and had started at about 7:30 pm, and at about 11:45 pm or so I decided to make a whole new flight core script there that turned out to be pure gold. Shame I wasn't keeping decent track of my intoxication level. x.x
QuoteJan 22
Added hops, brewing and beer. Started work on intoxication, addiction.
The drunkard's Tavern is about to get some new patrons I reckon...
Quote from: Tynan on September 18, 2013, 05:32:37 PM
Bonus points if you're actually drunk while writing in this thread.
Can I get half points for actually drinking ATM?
Also hi, I'm Teddy! I'm addicted to RimWorld now I think. I need help.
*drink*
Oh nevermind, I found some.
Hey!
Something my mom put on the TV at my folk's yearly St. Patty's Day party where we drank copious amounts of Guinness and Jameson.
The uproar this caused...I'm just glad I wasn't the only one to snort up alcohol out of my nose.
Enjoy,
Michael
P.S: For those who've seen this, don't shoot me. With as much as I'm online, I'm pretty much out of the loop on anything not relating to the games I play.
I just started playing RimWorld recently but a big part of the fascination for me is getting the storage areas tuned, the work areas efficiently laid-out and the pawn programmed as to their duties so that I can intervene less and less.
I was wondering if other found these aspects appealing and of those who do, how many of you have programmed your Real Life along the same lines. I know that I have direct deposit, all my payments are pre-programmed, all internet purchases go to a credit card that is paid automatically, I write perhaps 2 or three checks a year, if that. My investment account has a proprogrammed transfer. Several of my stock positions have limit orders that are automated to increase automatically as well. Ideally my whole financial life is on auto-pilot except when I occasionally have to intervene.
Me and a few people are doing a rimworld succession game, and a once, the colonist named after me decided to go off on a drunken binge right when the others where fighting a crashed ship part.
That said, I find beer to be a important part of any rimworld colony. It's always nice to have a brawler cook armed with a beer bottle guarding the kitchen.
Quote from: Havan_IronOak on April 08, 2015, 09:29:48 AM
I just started playing RimWorld recently but a big part of the fascination for me is getting the storage areas tuned, the work areas efficiently laid-out and the pawn programmed as to their duties so that I can intervene less and less.
I was wondering if other found these aspects appealing and of those who do, how many of you have programmed your Real Life along the same lines. I know that I have direct deposit, all my payments are pre-programmed, all internet purchases go to a credit card that is paid automatically, I write perhaps 2 or three checks a year, if that. My investment account has a proprogrammed transfer. Several of my stock positions have limit orders that are automated to increase automatically as well. Ideally my whole financial life is on auto-pilot except when I occasionally have to intervene.
Now all you need is automated responses for your various communication methods and no-one will notice if you die!
Drunk Blizz County reporting for duty, what's up?
Quote from: AllenWL on May 09, 2015, 08:41:38 PM
Me and a few people are doing a rimworld succession game, and a once, the colonist named after me decided to go off on a drunken binge right when the others where fighting a crashed ship part.
That said, I find beer to be a important part of any rimworld colony. It's always nice to have a brawler cook armed with a beer bottle guarding the kitchen.
Dangit. I have the best idea. People should be able to drink beer in this game for a slight anger and strength bump, break the bottle on someone's head, and use the broken bottle as a melee weapon.
Is that a good idea? Or am I just too gone?
Quote from: Blizz on June 04, 2015, 03:03:08 AM
Drunk Blizz County reporting for duty, what's up?
Quote from: AllenWL on May 09, 2015, 08:41:38 PM
Me and a few people are doing a rimworld succession game, and a once, the colonist named after me decided to go off on a drunken binge right when the others where fighting a crashed ship part.
That said, I find beer to be a important part of any rimworld colony. It's always nice to have a brawler cook armed with a beer bottle guarding the kitchen.
Dangit. I have the best idea. People should be able to drink beer in this game for a slight anger and strength bump, break the bottle on someone's head, and use the broken bottle as a melee weapon.
Is that a good idea? Or am I just too gone?
Pretty sure beer bottles are a weapon
Quote from: AllenWL on June 05, 2015, 02:47:35 AM
Pretty sure beer bottles are a weapon
Good to know! Brewing is one of the last things I research; perhaps that's about to change.
I'm drunk. Where are my damn bonus points?
Quote from: Skissor on June 11, 2015, 09:08:23 PM
I'm drunk. Where are my damn bonus points?
+1 points
That moment when people at your school friend you on facebook for no reason, and you smile because you think you have friends for a second or too...
and then you think about to the people you talk to without it turning into a pissing match... *sniff* *sniff*
where did this thread come from? ive been drinking and talking crap to myself when i could have been chatting it to you lot.
It's been here since the dark year of 2013, when we were all fresh outta the apocalypse.
and were all on our drop pods falling toward a unknown, but proably survivable planet, BUT
some
of
us
had
BOOZE
and consumed said boose during the plumet from orbit
then firured out how to make MORE booze to keep the effect
He's not just any drunk, he's SPACE DRUNK
FUDHDUDUDHDHEHEHE
und stull drunking( HIIICK)
Quote from: Blizz on June 05, 2015, 07:10:43 PM
Quote from: AllenWL on June 05, 2015, 02:47:35 AM
Pretty sure beer bottles are a weapon
Good to know! Brewing is one of the last things I research; perhaps that's about to change.
Brewing is one of the first things I research. Mainly because it's so hilarious to see pawns go off on binges at the most crucial moments.
"Damn it, the pirates are breaching though the wall!"
"Hans, take out that sapper!"
"Nah, I think I'll go get a beer. Good luck guys!"
Do you guys dig my new hip signature picture?
Got your signature right... I suppose :P
Who's doing the service in here? I mean, MY THROAT IS DRY!
WHAT DO YOU WANT, ORANGE JUICE, APPLE JUICE? WATER? MILK?
IS THAT A JOKE, M8?
Plz give some of your milk to my assistant, if there is any left :P
Anti-drunkage control. It's the police!
yar ia suppling the flaming orang juce ant yah?
Yep! That's right! ::)
Got caught by police internal investigations: too many flames coming out of my... juce
PRUNE JUICE! IT'S A WARRIOR'S DRINK! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgzbKe6_DN4)
;D funny.
I should record my desktop sound environment right now:
Got rimworld's main menu music playing/mixing with the video speech you sent and it's just illarious ;)
Catched my brain!
I wonder what it would be like to get drunk in space. Probably a lot of flailing around whiling floating in the bar and talk about things normal drunk people talk about. Also Wouldn't the drinking age change too since people are in different areas? I would assume so since my 15 year old teenager colonist likes to take a swig or two when ever we get beer in the colony
I don't think there are laws in space, so theoreticly you could get away with murder up there... Maybe that's why there are all those asshole tribesmen and pirates who want to steal our lives?
True... Let's get all my colonist under 21 drunk, have them drive trucks with turrets around, and see what happens
I reckon it's the equivalent of the ocean, pretty much no laws out there.
Just a lot deeper in all directions, and a lot blacker.
I figure if space travel becomes fast, cheap, and efficient I'll either make a home on an Asteroid or desserted planet, and mabe just maybe make a colony :D
Quote from: Mr.Cross on September 10, 2015, 10:03:40 PM
I figure if space travel becomes fast, cheap, and efficient I'll either make a home on an Asteroid or desserted planet, and mabe just maybe make a colony :D
Have you even played Rimworld?! Colonies are dangerous
Yea no kidding
*shrugs* Eh, I'm hoping to join the marines, so I guess you can say I don't know the deffinition of dangerous.
You will soon enough
I don't doubt that. But until then I don't know shit XD
In some ways, nobody knows anything when you look at how much we don't know
Quote from: Stone_enderman on September 17, 2015, 05:40:29 PM
In some ways, nobody knows anything when you look at how much we don't know
Words of the wise!
correction, everybody knows NOTHING, some individuals might be different and actually have a tiny peice of knowledge, BUT they WILL hide that knowledge to protect it from the group ie keep secrets
True... I just said randomly
One piece of knowledge that (hopefully!) everyone has, and is the cornerstone of everything else:
cogito ergo sum
do you care to try to prove it?
personnally I have not seen any proof in others
Light is faster than sound. This is why people appear smart until you hear they speak.
Quote from: StorymasterQ on September 20, 2015, 09:14:12 PM
Light is faster than sound. This is why people appear smart until you hear they speak.
Then hopefully none of you are using text-to-speech browsers so I can keep looking smart on teh int3rnets! ;D
Quote from: harpo99999 on September 19, 2015, 06:12:14 PM
do you care to try to prove it?
personnally I have not seen any proof in others
I think therefore I am is fairly self-evident from my perspective. I do think, so there is something doing the thinking. That something is called 'me' or 'I' depending on if it's an object or a subject. ;)
And I don't buy that whole 'consciousness/existence is an illusion' thing. Illusions do not operate alone - they need a subject to operate on. If an illusion exists, then who is being being affected by said illusion? In other words, an illusion is itself proof for the existence of the person it operates on.
This doesn't prove the rest of the universe exists, though. Proving anything beyond the existence of self is the real challenge.
Maybe what bill cypher said in Gravity Falls is true "reality is an illusion"
I believe that the most important truth is in progress and production. Fancy talk that doesn't lead to improvements in lives IMO is less valuable then a hamburger someone gives out for free.
Corruption stems from this quite easily as well, all the talk in congress hardly helps the Joe on the streets, but when Tweed or somesuch comes across with a nice sandwhich in one hand, and a voting ballot in the other. It hardly matters then.
All knowledge is based upon observation of some kind. We see, feel, then pass on a fraction of our experience to others. A bunch of small fragments that make a collective whole. All knowledge based upon observation is simply a recollection of events, events of which may have transpired due to causes irrelevant to the original theory the knowledge was derived upon.
However to say we know nothing is simply not true. We know our observations, and we know we incorporate the hearsay of other observations as well. This basic exchange via symbols is evidence of the passing of knowledge. Knowledge derived long ago that was passed down and incorporated en masse. The symbols have meaning there is no doubt. But alone without interaction the symbols would simply be light distortions.
Yea. I was just making a comparison when i first said
Quote from: Stone_enderman on September 17, 2015, 05:40:29 PM
In some ways, nobody knows anything when you look at how much we don't know
Which in itself was really just a random comment. I literally just blurted it out onto the comment and posted it
I'm going to get drunk and read that whole thing again.
Nobody else do that, it was a bad idea.
Nobody read it through sober either, it makes no sense either way and I'm regretting it now.
ut inly miks cents when u rite it whil DRNK
It hurts less to read when you're totally smashed, tho.
In the grand scheme of things the star child will rise from the ashes of New California to grant the wishes of the enlightened ones.
Quote from: BetaSpectre on October 07, 2015, 12:11:51 PM
In the grand scheme of things the star child will rise from the ashes of New California to grant the wishes of the enlightened ones.
I still think Dr.Death and the Fabulous Killjoys will save us, but whatever ;)
Who are Dr. Death and the Fabulous killjoys?
I've googled it but am still confused.
Quote from: Chaotic Skies on December 05, 2015, 01:28:06 PM
Quote from: BetaSpectre on October 07, 2015, 12:11:51 PM
In the grand scheme of things the star child will rise from the ashes of New California to grant the wishes of the enlightened ones.
I still think Dr.Death and the Fabulous Killjoys will save us, but whatever ;)
Pshh the one to save us will be the raisin jesus and his army of raisin paladins. (not sure if i'm allowed to say jesus or not, but meh)
LOL I remember playing an old browser based game called utopia that players would frequently create a thread like this. Much random raunchiness was had.
Quote from: KillTyrant on February 18, 2016, 04:30:12 AM
LOL I remember playing an old browser based game called utopia that players would frequently create a thread like this. Much random raunchiness was had.
Is that the one where you can make wine (or some sort of alcohol) for troops by using bushels of food that would normally go to feed the population? If it is, I distinctly remember making a complete farming kingdom where I would be the primary provider for my region. I call it bushwine :D
Quote from: StorymasterQ on February 18, 2016, 07:08:02 PM
Quote from: KillTyrant on February 18, 2016, 04:30:12 AM
LOL I remember playing an old browser based game called utopia that players would frequently create a thread like this. Much random raunchiness was had.
Is that the one where you can make wine (or some sort of alcohol) for troops by using bushels of food that would normally go to feed the population? If it is, I distinctly remember making a complete farming kingdom where I would be the primary provider for my region. I call it bushwine :D
hmmm.... it was... team based strategy game that was... semi-real time?? You had Kingdoms that comprised of 24-26 provinces (the players), the provinces would vote on who would be the monarch (voting in your potential oppressor seems so 1984 to me now). The game updated hourly and every action you put would be spread over 24 hours. So if you wanted to train 24 soldier. You would get 1 per hour where as if you trained 2400, you would get 100 per hour. etc etc. There were different races and personalities each with there own pro's and cons which gave the game alot of replayablity. There was bushels which did feed your pop but there wasnt alcohol. Depending on how organized and active your kingdom was, you could perform blitzkrieg esque tactics where in a very short amount of time, all of the kingdoms provinces strike at another Kingdom in either an act of war or a power play to cut another kingdoms growth to prevent them from being a threat in the foreseeable future. There was 3 main categories that Kingdoms would vie for.
Total Land size - Add the collective acres of all 24-26 players and thats the total
Total Wealth - Much like rimworld, its the collective value of all provinces within your kingdom. Typically, Kingdoms that got the Top land size also get this title as well.
Total Honour - There was honour system in place within Utopia. You gain honour by *SUCCESSFULLY* attacking those that are of larger size than yourself. Typically these kingdoms were very active and stayed lean (avoided getting too large). I was always with this kind of Kingdom.
So im not sure if we are thinking of the same game but I figured if expound somewhat in hopes that it may jog a memory.
Quote from: KillTyrant on February 18, 2016, 10:53:55 PM
Quote from: StorymasterQ on February 18, 2016, 07:08:02 PM
Quote from: KillTyrant on February 18, 2016, 04:30:12 AM
LOL I remember playing an old browser based game called utopia that players would frequently create a thread like this. Much random raunchiness was had.
Is that the one where you can make wine (or some sort of alcohol) for troops by using bushels of food that would normally go to feed the population? If it is, I distinctly remember making a complete farming kingdom where I would be the primary provider for my region. I call it bushwine :D
So im not sure if we are thinking of the same game but I figured if expound somewhat in hopes that it may jog a memory.
Link pls, maybe it is as good as Brawhalla to kill time.
Quote from: Listen1 on February 19, 2016, 05:29:44 AM
Quote from: KillTyrant on February 18, 2016, 10:53:55 PM
Quote from: StorymasterQ on February 18, 2016, 07:08:02 PM
Quote from: KillTyrant on February 18, 2016, 04:30:12 AM
LOL I remember playing an old browser based game called utopia that players would frequently create a thread like this. Much random raunchiness was had.
Is that the one where you can make wine (or some sort of alcohol) for troops by using bushels of food that would normally go to feed the population? If it is, I distinctly remember making a complete farming kingdom where I would be the primary provider for my region. I call it bushwine :D
So im not sure if we are thinking of the same game but I figured if expound somewhat in hopes that it may jog a memory.
Link pls, maybe it is as good as Brawhalla to kill time.
The game is dead sadly.
That is sad...
Since this is the drunkards tavern... Tell us a history of your drunken actions.
Quote from: Listen1 on February 19, 2016, 11:10:31 AM
That is sad...
Since this is the drunkards tavern... Tell us a history of your drunken actions.
I think there is a clone of the game somewhere but im not sure how populated the game is. If I happen across the site ill be sure to link it to you.
Alot of my drunken stories are NSFW and may break some terms of use here. So ill try to remember one that was more funny than filled with debauchery.
Don't know when it happened, but Yarkista is no longer with us. :c
Quote from: Coenmcj on March 04, 2016, 02:19:53 AM
Don't know when it happened, but Yarkista is no longer with us. :c
Yeah...
He got banned? Or what? It says he is a "guest".
Btw i was never drunk, can i talk in this Tavern at all?
(I'm 15 if you wonder ;) )
Quote from: Adamiks on March 07, 2016, 11:39:31 AM
Quote from: Coenmcj on March 04, 2016, 02:19:53 AM
Don't know when it happened, but Yarkista is no longer with us. :c
Yeah...
He got banned? Or what? It says he is a "guest".
Btw i was never drunk, can i talk in this Tavern at all?
(I'm 15 if you wonder ;) )
not sure if i should be here either then...
I'm old enough to drink but I've never done it, never liked the taste.
Yet here I am. We can all be drunk with something, so revel in that.
Also, a Guest would mean that he has removed his account. His name remains to maintain his posts, but his account doesn't exist anymore.
Can one be drunk with love?
Of course! Both with others and self-loving.
Can one be drunk at work?
it is possible, but usually not recommended as the employers often do not like the idea of drunk workers, but can tolerate the workers drinking AFTER work
If you're one of those guys who sits above a small pool, and some kid throws a ball and you fall in, then you can be DUNK at work. How's that?
as it is AFTER work hours in my part of the world, I IS DRINKIN, and might get to DRUNKIN if I has enough BOOOOOZZZZZZEEEEE( not possible but always try for the impossible)
I just went to school, and there is no lessons today... I forgot about that...
I had to go back haha :D
Tomorrow I will attend to the Beer Festival in a nearby city, over 105 brewerys of high quality facing each other for the title of Best Brew.
Of course... I'll be going as a professional that sells equipments for some brewerys...
no
other
reason
'-'
Drink for us, brother!
I just had to say something including "brother", it's a really tavern-y thing to do ;d
Aye!
drink for us all brother!
ah us drinkun, buut us nit lokly to gut drunkun as dere ant enogh booz here to dooz dat
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Boy, was that beutiful. Kind of expensive, but I got to try over 20 types of beer, even one that had smoked wheat on the composition, the wheat was smoked with pork meet, so it smelled like bacon. It was amazing.
I love the place where I live. Btw, this was less than a quarter of the whole place.
Quote from: Flying Rockbass on March 14, 2016, 06:54:06 AM
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Boy, was that beutiful. Kind of expensive, but I got to try over 20 types of beer, even one that had smoked wheat on the composition, the wheat was smoked with pork meet, so it smelled like bacon. It was amazing.
I love the place where I live. Btw, this was less than a quarter of the whole place.
My company is having it's technology expo at Boulevard Brewing Company on the 16. It's free beer and food for everyone. Also as a presenter for my department I get to make a mixed 30 pack at the end and take it home. Love Boulevard and my company.
Nice, so you work with brewing companies? I work with Plate Heat Exchangers and am trying to make a project of direct wort cooling with expanded gas at -10°C
It's coming along nicely, even have the costs layed out. Just need to find a small brewery that works with around 200L/h to test this project.
Quote from: Flying Rockbass on April 11, 2016, 02:30:22 PM
Nice, so you work with brewing companies? I work with Plate Heat Exchangers and am trying to make a project of direct wort cooling with expanded gas at -10°C
It's coming along nicely, even have the costs layed out. Just need to find a small brewery that works with around 200L/h to test this project.
I work for a printing company and document management company, we just so happen to have our office 2 blocks away from boulvard's main plant.
Anybody here
Is this real life?
No
Is it Matrix, then?
NO, but would be better if it was
But...
How do you know it's not matrix? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L45Q1_psDqk)
Gotta V that sauce. God, good it's not D.
for all we know we could just be in someones equivalent of rimworld that is advance enough to simulate our lives and make us what we are, and the player is super far into the game
We're not even close to being far in the game, bro.
When we will have pretty price-reasonable trips to Mars and colonies in other solar systems - then we will be far in the game.
At least it's far for us now. For people from the future, it probably wont be far enough, and they'll be like "it's not far in the game yet! When we will have reversed speed of light, wormholes and black hole spacesuits THEN we will be far enough!"
Hah, just kidding, it's more than 100% impossible to have 'reversed' speed and 'black hole spacesuit'. Though, someone proving me wrong on that would be highly appreciated. Why? BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO GOD DAMN COOL!
who caRes, I is binging on booze
Aye!
Tonight we're landlords of this fockin' tavern!
ind eye is stull drunkin, NEED MOOOOOOOORRRRR kegs
can't pass the working day without booze <- Dwarf Fortress
can't pass out during the working day without booze <- Reality
likes emulating cryosleep cryptosleep sickness <- Rimworld
Quote from: Yarkista on September 18, 2013, 05:26:42 PM
This is the chat thread, general discussion or anything that is of the utmost importance that isn't important enough for its own thread goes here.
Also I'm Yark, evening.
Hey guys! Am i late to the party?
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yes, but we will allow you to try to catch up with somof us older tavernites, so
get drunkin fasts
*silently walks in, looks around and takes a sit*
Somebody sober enough to pour a drink for an exhausted traveller?
nup, we is ALL drunkin hard ere,
poor urself ur booze und drunk it
Well then, if that's how it goes...
Prost!
I... That... Don't touch me anymore, for your own sake. Please.
Oh je-...z...
*pats on the back*
Just don't vomit on my shoes and I promise I won't hurt you.
*points at the drunkard* Whose pet it is? I'd like the owner to take care of it please.
thunk it adopted you, so it is youers
I did though, they were nice shoes... just like their new coating was nice spacevodka and space churros.
Quote from: The Ataraxist on September 18, 2013, 06:12:07 PM
Sooo...
Alcohol needs to be a consumable/tradable item in Rimworld now...
GET THE RAIDERS DRUNK AND THEY WILL GO AWAY
we need a beer gun for rimworld
Beer gun? I think the bartender got one of them.
Should... should i salute the kitty?
Anyone drinkin' some brews? I myself am sipping some Budweiser.
currently sipping down some maxwells spiced mead. tasty stuff.
is that a bear?
I got monster and vodka. Because why try to live long am I right? :D
passed in door in wall,
hic
Quote from: Xaiver010 on November 19, 2016, 06:12:45 PM
*passed out on the ground*
*Innocent Child Expression*
DontlookatmeItwasntmeNononoImmarunawaynow
runningawaytodarkroomtohidefindbrowndrinkindarkdrinkbrowndrink
hic
hic
Can anyone remember what the intended purpose of this post was again?(Don't look at page 1) I don't seem to. Maybe everyone should resort to counting to get their marbles back.
1
clink,clink,clink,clink,clink,clink,clink,clink,clink,clink
shssh
aaahhhhhh
hic
I read the entire thread now I've sobered up... wait what? This isn't how its supposed to happen.
nah, ut us sipposed to be drivin you TO drinks, but it keeps krashing
Im not all together sure if I enjoyed reading this more whilst inebriated, or drunk.
Quote from: Facepunch on March 08, 2017, 12:16:41 AM
Im not all together sure if I enjoyed reading this more whilst inebriated, or drunk.
I wrote this while I was drunk, and now that Im sober I was going to fix it up, but I think it's better this way.
early in morning haven't slept yet too tired to sleep just browse the forums right?
So more chair-wrecking?
Why is life just a simple sexually transmitted disease.
Stocking up on 20$ for one game. Plus 700-900$ for better computer capacable to lift it. My current one has problems with Red Alert 2 (2001)! At least it works :P
Anyone here? Silence as in Steam groupchats! (I sit on empty one and it's always silent with 15k online in group at low point.)
look on the floor to see if there is anyone there, hic hic
Is it illegal for a cat to drink the good stuff? If so, I am a criminal; if not, I'm ready for some happiness.
not a crime, just that cats are very allergic to alcohol (it can kill a cat, but cats do not like the smell of alcohol so they tend to not consume (IRW)) in rimworld they seem to LOVE the booze to the point where it kills them as do most of the animals.
hic
hic
hic
Well then, to happiness! Raises glass then drinks the whole glass
Annnnd another keg cracked, and drunkin
I gonna make party better! *places a blowtorch under a heatproof bowl full of vodka* Noone will avoid drinking... If he misses gasmask *puts his own on*
I have one cup *hic* and you try to choke everyone? Why did I even join in on this madness? *hic*
hoyt vodka is just water, use PURE alcohol only, otherwise it is a waste of time
booze is best DRUNK not breathed, and anoyther keg opined, and drinkun
Oh how nice it is to have fun drinking your cares away!
*HIC!*
Oops! I striked it with energy! And it's hot as heck!!! *launches fusion shields and runs on them outside* 5 mins later no floor left only blueprints. Thanks God we have some steel!
und is still drunkin at bar on stool, wunderin where tha floor went (possibly to the toilet to get rid of the hot vodka, but it might be to the drunktank(prison) again due to the hot (possibly stolen) vodka)
Yea I stole it. Oops they found me! Better hide or die from crossfire!
Wait, *hic* I thought you said that the vodka *hic* was not going to hurt me? I had one too many drinks already... *hic* Bartender, another round of whisky for me and my *hic* friend.
Just let me self tend and clean up the hodies... I already carry too much. Where is my Thrumbo?
wus that the rug I threw up on over there, btw it looked a bit singed
Don't know... Looked like it was, until it was incinerated.
Aff 29 kilos less... Whay have I missed? *takes his telescope and points at the window*
A dead rug. You also missed me throwing that beer bottle at you.
wus tha beer bottle full or empty?
btw throwing full beer bottles in a bar will only have the occupants catching the beers and drinking them, and empties do not do more than mildly irritate the drunks (several hitting a small group of drunks might start a bar fight)
It was mostly empty, he also was facing away way from me and I missed him by a small bit... or was that a mile?
You are workin for a bullet, poir mate of Orassans.
Quote from: catter on October 04, 2017, 06:37:53 PM
It was mostly empty, he also was facing away way from me and I missed him by a small bit... or was that a mile?
that increases the probability of a bar fight where they use cats as the weapon of choice so that they CAN cause enough damage to the one(s) that threw the empties TO FEEL THAT THEY GOT REVENGE
... I guess I should get out of this bar, too many angry people that I have to deal with. *Slowly sways to the door* I, shall, return! *Leaves stage left*
Finally, catter left! Now I can drink my milk without fear of having it stolen.
all you had to do was ferment it, no cat would attempt to drink femented milk
hic
hic
Hmmmm... What could I add to my pistol? 32x scope? Drum cell magazine? EMP emmiter?
forty kegs of beer & vodka!
then can I borrow your pistol?
Quote from: harpo99999 on October 07, 2017, 06:57:39 PM
forty kegs of beer & vodka!
then can I borrow your pistol?
It will fly and shoot at the user, if it's not me. It has biometric trigger ;)
but I wants to DRINK da booze, then return the gun, NOT fire it
For what on this piece of crap you want a gun, but don't fire it? Alcohol taste the same with and without!
moderate quantities of BOOZE to drink,
not the tiny samplers called bottles,
or the smell testers called glasses,
btw guns are over rated, far better to hit opponent with keg of beer, they are usually flat on ground and not moving on the first hit no matter where you hit them,
wear as the best that a gun can do is cause a small hole where they are pointed and it might take several shots to down one opponent
Quote from: harpo99999 on October 09, 2017, 05:22:20 AM
moderate quantities of BOOZE to drink,
not the tiny samplers called bottles,
or the smell testers called glasses,
btw guns are over rated, far better to hit opponent with keg of beer, they are usually flat on ground and not moving on the first hit no matter where you hit them,
wear as the best that a gun can do is cause a small hole where they are pointed and it might take several shots to down one opponent
Forgot to say I'm a transmuter. I fled from a glitterworld, being an experiment subject. It was successful, so now I can become a Thrumbo at will. In human form I use one mentioned before, saved from the bandits hungry for cash.
PS: This pistol is a charge weapon, having nice firerate of 200 RPM, plus ability to form a solid short lived shield instead of bullet. The cells last for around 1000 shots. I also carry a gladius out of plasteel in my back. But it's rarely used;)
so it only manages to tickle me, bugger another useless bit of junk.
where is the BOOZE????
I HAVE RETURNED! I also drank all the booze out back. I guess all the rum is gone...
*takes his PDA* 2 kegs of booze, drop on catter directly! FIRE IN THE HOLE!
grabs a catter proof container load of kegs,(drinks them) then throws the empties at catter so quickly that it looks like a continous stream of empty booze kegs arcing from harpo at catter and hitting catter along with the previously thrown empties causing a humongous din from the impacts of the kegs on catter and other kegs.
the noise even managed to wake up a few of the drunks that were sleeping it off in the tavern and they join in , but they tend to miss a bit more so the noise increases
Aff... these shields manage to block these kegs. Erm. Who will escape before police arrive? Catter seems quite downed. Oootiss! Come to me quick!
the drunks that were helping me throw the kegs at catter ARE the local police, andd when they sobered up a bit they arrested catter for theft of the booze, and disterbing the peace (was the cause of the unholy din that woke them up), and as they are the victims of the second charge and were unable to refresh themselves after being woken up they are also putting the bail at 1 billion dollars per charge.
unfortunately I will be hearing the case, so have to ignore my own memories of the events during the hearings
"I WONT FORGET THIS, KUBOLEK AND HARPO! I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT YOU THREW THOSE AT ME!!!!!!!!!!"
*Is carried out by an ambulance on stage right*
That was a good one... And I'm innocent at all :D Was just hiding from the insane keg fight.
and the CAUSE of the keg fight was catter stealing the booze in a tavern with a lot of drunks in it. talk about a stupid choice, and the ambo's also beat up catter on the way to the jail (they are friends with the police)
*On the TV*
Breaking news! A cat-man has escaped from the local jail. He was charged with disturbing the peace and thievery of booze at a local bar. Authorities say he will be hiding out but may return to his normal spots at any time. Be on the look out for this fugitive and turn him in immediately.
So who wants to have a drink on me? I have the money.
catter arrived in the tavern, and was immediately arrested for escapeing lawful arrest, theft, and disturbing the peace,
and was taken BACK to the jail, had all fur shaved off, and had each front paw handcuffed to the opposite rear paw to reduce it's mobility
And was striked with psychic shock lance, for safety. I think he will escape again though. And will try to revenge on us, Harpo.
if catter escapes again, and assuming it is re-caught, then the next level of imobilization will occur, ie removal of at least two limbs, and if it attempts a third escape, then the other prisoners will be getting catter burgers for a while (my standard policy regarding prisoners and escapes(btw my prison is a medical room surrounded with single bed cells with an npd (supplied with insect and pawn meat and gmo spuds only))and is completely surrounded by a freezer set to -100c and the only access path has several doors of different types in a serpentine path, and every 4 doors (in a side wall of the path) is a double thickness of embrasures so the escaping prisoners will get shot in the back as they are attacking the next door in the path
Any other topics?
black to drunkin agin
I received the info that someone is going to free catter. Not sure who, waitin for information from Infiltrators.
It was Orassan Empire! They did it for name? At all, I found what their forces gave to his use:
Exoskeletal armor+helmet x1
Cryolauncher (very good) x2
Kitten Killer 9000-legendary Minigun x1
Gun head mount x1
O-65 Fighter x1
Half-bionic Ori x5. (They are weak at least, 18 health. But fast as fuck!)
EMP grenade launcher x1.
Better we prepare...
PS:Thanks Diana Winters for your wonderful mod!
ull off that junk is oonly gud aginst catts, not drunks, and local police ARE derunks so no woorys
On pay phone in tavern "Hello, warden!...yes, yes, that is all well and good...No, I'm calling to bail out my cat, not my mother. I told her last time she got caught that I would never again—...yes, I did say 'cat'!...Escaped, you say!?...What the hell is an Orassan?...
Really?...Do they have boobs and everything?...Nice! And what about their—...My cat? Oh, right! You must be thinking of someone else, I don't have a cat. I have to go. Good day, sir!"
Hangs up phone.Notices poster on wall. "Harpo, you let them shave him?"
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WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
catter
It's not so junky. Better it won't hit us, launchers will affect us all, only I have my coldproof jacket, the rest will freeze out easily. Alcohol increase heat loss!
unless ignited, then no cold left, which IS a danger for us drunks as we contain a LOT of alcohol, but all we have to do is burp and light the burp and we have FLAME throwers, and the wardens did not shave catter, but singed OFF the fur by the flaming burp thrower method, and I suspect that catter now has a major fear of drunks as the wardens were drinking heavily at the time
Quote from: harpo99999 on October 12, 2017, 07:29:14 PM
catter arrived in the tavern, and was immediately arrested for escapeing lawful arrest, theft, and disturbing the peace,
and was taken BACK to the jail, had all fur shaved off, and had each front paw handcuffed to the opposite rear paw to reduce it's mobility
Inertial reportssaid he wasshaved *BUUURP* but itturned outto be cruel and unusualer than that. Is it gronna grow back? The... his friggin fur? He'sso ugly now but I stilllove him even... where's my beer go? Do you guyssmell smoke?
Who loaded his flamethrower with booze?! It's not good fuel, such a waste!
Hello... Why are you all staring at me? Just because I found out how to kill with my bare paws, doesn't mean I can't walk into a bar for a drink. I also found this magic formula that makes me immune to pain and weakness. It also was a very good fur tonic. I would like to buy some liquor now.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/17/16/3042C8C800000578-0-image-a-56_1453048324715.jpg)
Oh by the way, this is my associate: John Hinickle. The crazy man of the jail cells.
Ther are always the other ways... We don't like you here, leave before I mark ya as bombing target! *Uses laser on his pistol, pointing at damn catter. "MiGs on the way!"* Best Soviet tech hehehe! Run underground or you end in a nuclear explosion!
and the 'flaming burp' police are already burping with the lighters lit infront of them (and they have been boozing on he high proof stuff (ie 200% proof(and about 4 litres each), just strong enough to reduce the jitters a little bit, and incase you are wondering, the only thing more dangerous in a 'close quarters (under 10 metres range)' fight than the 'flaming (burp)' police squad(only 12 'men') is the sas batallion(over 200) armed with flame throwers using napalm (and that is only from the napalm burning for longer which is why ALL the buildings in the area are STONE or fireproof concrete(and the buildings only last about 5 boozings for the squad) and catter has had ONE boozing, but will it survive a second??(btw looks like there will be bbq cat for snacks with the booze tonight, the first burp should remove the fur, the secons start the bbq, the third, remove the leather that was directly under the fur, the fourth heat the bbq to red hot lava temps(for about 20 metres around the target),(btw no target has yet to survive 3 burps hitting it)and most of the burpers can fire at least 10 burps before refilling with another 4 litres of booze
Stop em or you burn the whole planet! And us! *Loads a nitrogen shell to his hand cannon*
the main means of slowing the burpers is lack of booze, and that there are onle 12 of them,
why do you think that they are not used in any other police force anywhere
Quote from: harpo99999 on October 20, 2017, 06:17:07 PM
the main means of slowing the burpers is lack of booze, and that there are onle 12 of them,
why do you think that they are not used in any other police force anywhere
Not only! *Fires the shell, freezing all burpers in place* They gonna unfreeze in a day. And.... it snows?!
And well, we have ice cream in booze taste! Tasty as fuck!
unfortunately, several of them burped just as you fired your gun at them, and they roasted the shot, gun , gun holder and the wall behind where the (now totally incinerated) idiot that was holding a gun.
NEVER hold a gun when police are around (specially the burp squad) if you want to live, and if you want others to live around the burp squad, the best defence IS only hold bottles or glasses(and PAY for what you drink (unless you brewed/fermented it yourself then you will be permitted to be considered innocent at all times(even if holding a non-glass/bottle))), as they try to burp away from innocents(all drinkers are assumed to be innocent, and non-drinkers might not be innocent.
Quote from: harpo99999 on October 21, 2017, 07:15:43 PM
unfortunately, several of them burped just as you fired your gun at them, and they roasted the shot, gun , gun holder and the wall behind where the (now totally incinerated) idiot that was holding a gun.
NEVER hold a gun when police are around (specially the burp squad) if you want to live, and if you want others to live around the burp squad, the best defence IS only hold bottles or glasses(and PAY for what you drink (unless you brewed/fermented it yourself then you will be permitted to be considered innocent at all times(even if holding a non-glass/bottle))), as they try to burp away from innocents(all drinkers are assumed to be innocent, and non-drinkers might not be innocent.
And then you enraged my Thrumbo, making it mad about you. I'm the only man in Epsilon who can make Soul Links. So I returned in no time, ready to shoot YOU. Well, more forces are on the way to make a Bioreactor material from what remains. Attacking the First Proselyte of this planet was a bad idea.
thrumbos burn well with all that fur, and while the burpas are intoxicated, they are still agile and fast,
btw we are NOT in epsilon, that is where we left four planets ago, and YOU attacked the burp squad(pointed a weapon and discharged it in the direction of the burp squad), so are guilty of stupidity, attempted assault with a weapon (penalty is for sole offence a second degree burning, if other crimes like stupidity involved, fourth degree burning)
So fuck off, Basilisk came, I quit to restore after what you've done. And... Pilot, turn it into ash! *Loads plasma cannons, while flying away*
Few kilometres away, after partly demolishing the Tavern. Psychic Dominator is ready to use. Any orders where? Erm... not now. I have to clone this burned Thrumbo, and make a small army of them. Where is the nearest Cloning Vat Facility? &/&^&&^^ kilometres away, 5 Vats. Alright... harpo, I will turn your burpers into my force!
I am NOT responsible for the burpers, I just joined them, and as I was a bit slower on the burping, but tend to have some (not sure if it is respect or fear) responses from the others in the area, and was able to restrain the burpers to a degree, was made the area judge (btw till I find somebody else that is a better fit for the role and can hand the role over to them, I will remain the judge, but just want to be a resident boozer in the bar(and backup burper))
and I just remembered the reason there are no cloning facilties near by, it turns out there is some environmental issue that causes cloned entities to spontaniously combust (ie burst into flame) when they try to enter the region (it is about 500km away that you will find the nearest cloning facility, and the effect starts about 450km away
Quote from: harpo99999 on October 22, 2017, 06:29:27 PM
I am NOT responsible for the burpers, I just joined them, and as I was a bit slower on the burping, but tend to have some (not sure if it is respect or fear) responses from the others in the area, and was able to restrain the burpers to a degree, was made the area judge (btw till I find somebody else that is a better fit for the role and can hand the role over to them, I will remain the judge, but just want to be a resident boozer in the bar(and backup burper))
and I just remembered the reason there are no cloning facilties near by, it turns out there is some environmental issue that causes cloned entities to spontaniously combust (ie burst into flame) when they try to enter the region (it is about 500km away that you will find the nearest cloning facility, and the effect starts about 450km away
Psychic Illusion does well... You can't see the facilities, if you aren't trained to uncover what is under the effect. And maybe your tries to clone were failure, but we... easily do so as of 1980.
now that is total irony, as I had created the methods that were developed into psychic illusion, and how I guide the burpers, and ther first stage illusions of cloning facilities that you are seeing, are actually for boomrat and boomalope cloning only, and any other species that is attempted to be cloned in them is converted to boomturtles without shells ie very slow, fragile bags of boom that even a rainstorm can explode, so do not try to use the nearby 'cloning' facilities or you will be missing your pet thrumbo from self inflicted incineration
Quote from: harpo99999 on October 23, 2017, 06:58:44 AM
now that is total irony, as I had created the methods that were developed into psychic illusion, and how I guide the burpers, and ther first stage illusions of cloning facilities that you are seeing, are actually for boomrat and boomalope cloning only, and any other species that is attempted to be cloned in them is converted to boomturtles without shells ie very slow, fragile bags of boom that even a rainstorm can explode, so do not try to use the nearby 'cloning' facilities or you will be missing your pet thrumbo from self inflicted incineration
I can keep it until we make it to perfection. We did so long ago on Earth, maybe forgot how. And... you will see me when burpers' gone. *closes connection*
Well. At least Growing Vats work well. And burpers gone to nearest intact bar to eat something. I will come with a Shadow Tank. And not going to kill you ;)
what, not a nod flame tank?, you know that the 'shadow' tanks keep failing at the point of maximum importance ie they self distruct as they are about to fire, which how they got the name, not because they are supposed to be hard to see
Quote from: harpo99999 on October 24, 2017, 04:56:05 AM
what, not a nod flame tank?, you know that the 'shadow' tanks keep failing at the point of maximum importance ie they self distruct as they are about to fire, which how they got the name, not because they are supposed to be hard to see
Lasers work weird in this atmosphere. So I mounted machine guns instead. PS:I don't want any burper in place, or my catharsis will end.
off topic, but did I just hear a 'burp' from your direction??
Nope. Maybe someone follows me, but hides well too. I rarely drink at all.
as far as I know the only things that do NOT drink(use or consume fluids) do not live or move eg rocks, metal.
so you saying that you do not drink means that you are saying that you are not alive,and are just a rock or lump of metal
Quote from: harpo99999 on October 25, 2017, 05:55:14 AM
as far as I know the only things that do NOT drink(use or consume fluids) do not live or move eg rocks, metal.
so you saying that you do not drink means that you are saying that you are not alive,and are just a rock or lump of metal
Food contains some water. And I meant alcoholic drinks. I'm partly metal due to implants, but...
and another series of what sounds to be burps from your direction again.
and there are many things that can cause the burping sounds from LIVING things,
but all do involve forms of fermentation to produce the gasses that cause the burping(and also generate alcohol along with the gasses),
and ironically one of the things that reduces the gas production IS alcohol as the bacteria/yeasts that do the fermenting are weakened/killed by high percentages of alcohol in their environment
Is it talk about alcohol topic? I don't think so. Leave it alone finally.
und sum moor booze drunk agin
Alright I came. Guess where I stopped the tank. PS:is catter still alive?
noo ide, ah is drinkin, und shuld warne ya, tanks is just a big pot around hear
is da limit min or max? if max NO WHAY
we jes drink to relix(hic)
Per per PERCENTS? Ow come on, you drank too much in this world! *grabs a new idea formed from energy: alcohol flamethrower*
Quote from: kubolek01 on November 13, 2017, 06:45:57 PM
Per per PERCENTS? Ow come on, you drank too much in this world! *grabs a new idea formed from energy: alcohol flamethrower*
nah shuch fing, there is no drink (extreme stressssssss(occures in all entities within 1,000,000 km of me)), some drink, reduced stress (chance to relax ocasionally), enough drink (all relaxing) and PLENTY OF DRINK, (most entities relax to sleep)
und do NOT waist good booze, drink it, then hold a lighter infront of you for when you burp (btw the alchohol flame is moderatly hot but not sticky (but not very hot usually only melts the lower temp metals like aliminium, lead, tin, solder, but not copper, brass bronze iron steel etc with a LONG exposure to the flame
Quote from: harpo99999 on November 14, 2017, 07:19:57 AM
Quote from: kubolek01 on November 13, 2017, 06:45:57 PM
Per per PERCENTS? Ow come on, you drank too much in this world! *grabs a new idea formed from energy: alcohol flamethrower*
nah shuch fing, there is no drink (extreme stressssssss(occures in all entities within 1,000,000 km of me)), some drink, reduced stress (chance to relax ocasionally), enough drink (all relaxing) and PLENTY OF DRINK, (most entities relax to sleep)
und do NOT waist good booze, drink it, then hold a lighter infront of you for when you burp (btw the alchohol flame is moderatly hot but not sticky (but not very hot usually only melts the lower temp metals like aliminium, lead, tin, solder, but not copper, brass bronze iron steel etc with a LONG exposure to the flame
I gonna waste only those leftovers. Always exist after a good party. And I can reform it if ya wish ;)
goo ahid and re-former the party, parties are to enjoy (but that depends upon the people at the party more than the consumables to be consumed at the party
Again... a weird genetic work. But I enjoy my new small form, sadly I can barely take a spoon of vodka alive.
*Looks in*
Hello? Anyone want free beer?
Leave it outside, it's too risky to bring it inside. We remember what happened before I gone away? And now why I have to be a small badger?! Gonna rip this noob genetic engineer apart.
Sun was getting low while doors locked behind his back. Didn't even trobuled himself to rise his Cowboy hat just slowly went to bar counter. With every step silence was loosing to resumed shittalks and got strangled by pianola. Bartender was already ready while he was carefully placing his butt on stool.
-Daniels? Had no doubt what is needed here.
damn i hate whisky -Yea Jack 'll be fine.
Mellow and warm flowed trough his body while ears were catching some fine arrangement of Rising sun.
It's part where he ask me about problems isn't it?
-so, how were she?
-eh... well, she was the most beautiful creature i have ever seen
-trust me, there are many other most beautifulones
-but she was so strong and intelligence was sparking trough her eyes.
-Yea these are not so common. Still there will be otherones, you know it.
Jack was getting empty while guy behind counter was cleaning clean glass with dirty rag.
damn im terrible narrator and why the hell im thinking in English?
-but i gave more than 3500 silver for that black beauty!
-...
-and you could see her working muscles through black shiny fur.
-Oh... umm, yeaa... what was her name?
-That's the whole problem man! I bought damn black panther for 3500 silver and i couldn't even name here! I couldn't call her Guenhwyvar...
This story was based on true story.
Every day on every rimworld there are colonists that find out that many animal species can't be named!
CIA know it, NASA cover it and KFC allow it. Now even you can help us in fight for animal rights.
Yes YOU, even you Tynan.
If it was changed in latest update then sorry, i didn't notice.
SzQ
How do you do, fellow huskies?
kneed mooor antifreeeezzzee
Here, have a nice cool drink of alcohol. Rubbing alcohol...
Alcohol... only with some additional ammonia, you weak foolish cat-like.
alzo sloowz freeeezzzing, NEED MOOOORR ANTIFREEZE
Have a drink of scalding hot, super pure alcohol.
Yellow! /wave
._.
I am now unsure whether I'm drunk or insane...
Maybe both.
Where did all the peoples go? Did they take all the booze? Did they leave me to sober up? Why me? Why me all the time? What did I do? How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes. I got nowhere to run. Life goes on, and this is how it ends. Where did I go wrong? Who is even reading this? Is there a point to all this? How could you still be reading this? Don't you have a home to go to? Shouldn't your wife/mother know where you are? Why don't you go home to your wife/mother? Does she love you? Are you a homosexual? Do you have a husband instead of a wife? Are you a woman? Are you real? Do you have a friend? Do you have a life? Do you have a home? Could you spare me some change? Can you give me all your possessions? Do you eat beans? Do you like George Whent? Do You like eating beans? Do you like George Whent movies? Do you eat beans while watching a George Whent movie? Would you like to see George Whent eating beans? Would you like to see a George Whent movie about beans? Are you lonely? What kind of human are you? What is wrong with living in the slums? Why couldn't you talk to somebody else? Could you spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place. Did somebody once tell you, the world was going to roll you 'cause you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed? So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? Did you go for the moon? Are you even caring whether I am a person or cat? Do you ever think this is one giant joke for a questionnaire? What is the point to life? When we do so much, will it matter as much in the future? Is there an afterlife? What does it feel like to not exist? Have you ever heard a song that made you sing along? Have you ever experienced death? Is there a new reason why you are reading this question? Is your inbox smaller than your breadbox? Are you a box? Do you easily hide as a box? When hiding as a box and you are spotted, do you make box noises to make them think you are only a box? Do you cry when killing an annoying spider? Have you been a bot this whole time? Do you like old shows or new ones?
WELL???
ZOO MAYNY QUESTION MARKS for a catt
each question NEEDS to be a SEPERATE LINE!!!!(or post)
instruction for thread
1 GEYT VATT
2 FILL VATT with BOOZE
3 GEYT second and third ,fourth & fifth LARGER VATTS
4 fill new VATTS with STRONGER BOOZE
5 DRUNK FIRST VATT, SUPPLY other VATTS to RESEDINTS sipping
6 repeat from step 1
Hey, man... The question wall was just a prank bro! It just a prank!! Leave me alone!!!
Seriously though, why would you order chaos when it will just not make sense anyways... I was a philosophy drunkard when posting that. I then sobered up halfway through and realized it was all a joke and continued the post. I mean, it's not like I actually meant all that stuff. It also will not lead to a word wall that will continue on for another 36 lines. I mean, that would be crazy right? Why would I do a thing like that? It's so stupid... Unless you make it a running gag, in which case you can go garf narble zous with marbles in your mouth! Wait, was that a Weird Al reference? It could have been, or something else... Who knows?! I don't, and that is what makes it a long process of bickering over nothing. Of course who cares, nobody will really read this garbage writing anyways so why should I even bother to write anything wholesome? ... I KNOW! Because somebody might get a kick out of this, or they might kick me. Either way, I'm teaching people not to get cats who can type to become drunk. It ends with horrendous word walls that cause brain cancer that might cause death. Death is bad, you know! Don't do lots of drugs, some drugs are fine, but not all of them... Also don't do rugs since shag is not good for your lungs to breath in and wool is too expensive. Don't do Dugs either since Dug is not for smoking. You can however do "durs" since some people are stupid and require to be spoken to in their native language. For example,"dur dur dur" means "I don't know" in moron. Anyways... How is your day? Is it good or bad? Mine was weird since I had to find an answer to every question I made yesterday. It goes as follows: Nowhere. Yes. Yes. Because you. Because you have bad luck. Nothing. Because. You didn't. Me. Yes. Because I am you. No. No. Because I have neither. No. No. No. No. Yes. No. No. No. No. No. Yes. No. No. No. No. No. No. Yes. The cat kind. Poverty. I have no one else. Yup, what a concept; I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change. Yup, she was looking kinda' dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead. You never know if you don't go; you never shine if you don't glow. No, I hit a star. Yes. Yes. Good question. Not really. I think so. I don't know. Yes. No. No. No. No. Sometimes. Yes. No. No. Both. ... Now that we are done with that, I don't care what happens next because this a giant word wall and it needs to become 36 lines long or I will have broken my promise. Yes, it will become 36 lines long don't worry. I will think of some way to extend this post. "How" you ask? By doing some stupid stuff and saying so much you will give up trying to read this. Don't believe me? If you stopped reading beyond this point, you only stopped a few lines ahead of the half-way mark. That would be sad if you did that since this is supposedly 36 lines long and you didn't have the guts to read that much. Is that mean or am I just a stupid drunkard again who rambles on and on and on and on for so long that you want to stop? If option one, stop reading. If option two, keep reading you may find a funny comment in here somewhere. "And now a message from our providers: Do you like fishing? Do you like milk? Well now you can get whale milk for only $999999.99!!! On sale at your local Toys R Us! *Note: Whale milk is a trademark of Dumb Enterprises and cannot be traded or used by anyone over the age of 18. Whale milk has actually no substance to it since it doesn't exist. Any lawsuit able to be made against Dumb Enterprises is waived when purchasing whale milk. Not every price is the same. See your local store for details." ... Was that the best ad you have seen or what? You can get almost a million dollars and not get a lawsuit for it! Isn't that cool? How can you get away with that without sending a million dollars to the government? This is going to hit the markets and tank the economy, bringing up the worth of the dollar! Money will become silver in the 5000s because of this! Oh the humanity! What a truck of whale milk! Why can't I think of something more creative to say? You can do better than read only half-way through the word wall. Please continue on since you are only 5 lines away from reaching the end. To think I could find some way to reach my goal of 36 lines of words and sentences that don't really mean much. Kind of like bureaucratic company figureheads giving a speech or a company mission statement. It is words that mean nothing. As a reward for being told this, you get to watch a video about useless words made by 70s hippies. Here it is: Weird Al's "Mission Statement" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyV_UG60dD4&t=0s&list=PLBvdvKDIsQZkIm8zBP9kuiiBL7FQ3r03v&index=37) However, that will be the only reward you get since you never really read through it all. You never read all 36 lines of pure mind-numbing rambling. You can't stop wondering though why I did this, don't you? BECAUSE YOU WON'T READ IT! THAT IS THE JOKE! If you did read it all however, you will get a medal of bravery at the end. Since you are near that, you...... YOU WIN!!!!!!! Come and get your prize for making it through 36 lines of crud!
\ /
o <------- Tiny bravery medal
Good job. Now GO HOME you bum! Only people with lots of time and no job can read through that! Go get a job and loose all your free time to earn money!
Thank you for reading another "Drunken Tip"!
BUT it is CATS that catch the cancers (often in the mouth), then they leave a whole in the house that they used to occupy.
NOTICE TO CATS
CANCERS ARE NOT A DESIRABLE PREY
DO NOT CATCH CANCERS AS THEY WILL KILL YOU
end of notice to cats
now have you heard of milk cow, what about milk goat, then perhaps milk sheep, then there might also be a milk dog, milk cat, milk mouse, milk kangaroo, (note how all of those are mammals), and as dolphins, orcas, and the whales are also mammals, so ther also should be dolphin milk, orca milk AND blue whale milk
and yes I IS drunking , have TOOOOOOOOO Much time , am self employed (neither have an employer nor unemployment 'benifits' nor enough money
For your information, whale milk is real. BUt iT Can"t TrAnsPOte gOOd!!11!1
Maybe we can sell beer and call it "Old barley" or sell vodka and call it "Organic rotten potatoes". Who knows...
Got any "Foot-squashed grapes" or "Fermented corn" around here?
at least it would be 'truth in advertising' unlike all other advertising and branding efforts
why did the IT dork have to ban everything
Who? I'm high on catnip right now so who is this IT guy you speak of? I don't know anyone of that name... Why did I have to play with a catnip toy after drinking booze?
So this is where conversations go to die, eh?
nah, ut is whear dey go to gut drunks
Come all you old drunkards wherever ya' be. Come tune up your voices and join in with me. Since a drink of liquor is good for your soul, bring me the punch later we'll fathom the bowl.
We'll fathom the bowl, we'll fathom the bowl. Bring me the punch later, we'll fathom the bowl!
butt, howz we get out o da bowl after 'fathoming' ut, ifn it a drinkin bowl I made, we'll kneed a long range helle coppper to get out
It is just a drinking song mate... get with the program you drunk skunk!
howz dud yer guss dat eye wuz DRUNKK?
The smell of alcohol is very strong with you. You gotta lay off the booze man! Have a very large cup of cold, black coffee. It will wake you up instantly from your drunkenness. Besides, we must save the booze for a going-away party.
DAT IZ what I is DRUNKIN, need beerz or portz or rumz to wake up, dat corfee only puts mee to zleep, und yhes I has a contrary metablizim
*cough*not contrary enough*cough* Sorry, I have a bad cough from lack of sanity that emanates from this room.
that stuff only goes down da drains (usually from the 'wet' rooms that all visit bot do not want to stay in)
Can I go where it is going? It would be nice to be in a place FILLED with sanity.
but it IS s * * t and p* * s.
and are you asking to be INSANITY??
So, all i will need then is a very good suction tube to put it all in a bottle for filtering and drinking later. Sanity will be gotten... THROUGH INSANITY! Then I will drink it at the Count to 9000 thread's going away party. By that time I will be sane enough to not post in anything like it anymore.
has you is insane enough to think you can drink sanity (and gain sanity) you have achived MAX insanity,
but the only way to get to sanity is to reduce your insanity (the simplest way is to keep drinking alcohol to kill off the insane brain cells), but you might also find other ways
uhhhhhhhhhhh...
Oh I know! I can get a doctor to remove those brain cells causing insanity through surgery like a cancer.
Insanity is a cancer, socially and medically. It needs to be removed by cutting out the center of it and killing anything left behind that was infected.
zen you has to skay goood buy to de brainz
waTt yU m33n Br0?!?
VAT HIS DER QUSTON???
I donno... mayb we shud giv up on this convrsashin. It went out of hand vry slowly.
go has a vudka, drunk size (note opposite of ID's kingdom's kigsize), iffn yous kan swim in it, it IS drunk size
None of you are old enough to drink.
Quote from: vzoxz0 on October 12, 2018, 05:56:34 AM
None of you are old enough to drink.
either PROVE THAT LIE or retract it!
btw was born in 1963
Quote from: harpo99999 on October 12, 2018, 04:31:36 PMbtw was born in 1963
Really? So was I. July 22, to be exact.
... Which means I was conceived in late October of '62. Right in the middle of the Cuban Missile Crisis. My parents never confirmed it, but I have long suspected that I was an, "Oh, shit, the world's going to end..." baby. :D
No wonder you are a grumpy dorf... Meanwhile I'm a cat of 2 years old, meaning I'm also ~24 years old in human years. You humans have nothing on me!
*tries to snap*
*fails*
Darn it! Not only are you right, I can't snap!
Catters have the opporsable ears though, so dat's...you know..good. Right? I meant the the ears can spun. And the hips too. Right? Is anyoney knowin what I mean? How it...how they can make a spins? *buurp*
Well, I guess drinking is also bad for cats, cats live shorter lives, but it is all fun while it lasts...
Quote from: catter on December 08, 2018, 01:50:47 AM
Well, I guess drinking is also bad for cats, cats live shorter lives, but it is all fun while it lasts...
Reminds of the drunk cats from dwarf fortress...
https://www.pcgamer.com/how-cats-get-drunk-in-dwarf-fortress-and-why-its-creators-havent-figured-out-time-travel-yet/
Ok... that was... odd. Now if a cat actually drank a bottle of beer (or something harder) they would normally die. But you see, I'm no ordinary cat. *hic* I'm bigger brained. I'm good with a keyboard. And *hic* good with a stiff drink. However, since you are new here, welcome to the drunken tavern where ya drink and be marry until you get angry and start a fight, then vomit, then pass out. After that *hic* oh excuse me. After that you wake up, drink the blackest coffee and start drinking to forget your head pain. This *hic* is a place of fun. Say friend, where are you from?
ah's frum a cuntry whot got MORE pubs than churches (and on most if not all towns ut hoosially is a pub every second block, wher as the churhicks are hoosually honly 2-4 per town, ven da scities, da pubs are every scecond block)
Quote from: harpo99999 on October 02, 2017, 04:24:18 AM
Annnnd another keg cracked, and drunkin
Why do you crack keg? what did I do to you?
gut ter open em somhoo und cracks are easiest(and most fun)
bUT wHAT a Mess It Makes!!!! u c4n $!t th3r3 4nd dr!nk y0ur 1!qu0r n0rm41y like every one else.
Does somene know hom many humaoid years thereare in squrrel years?
lEsS tHaN oNe I tHiNk. HuMaNs LiVe VeRy LoNg.
THONks
yOU IS WELCOME! wE SHOULD TALK MORE OFTEN!
I ajreee, kome overr to planet Rodolfuhm Marshjam VIIIIIIII and well drincc Coffele
I like stiff drinks unlike cofefe. I'll bring along a bottle of warski.
do nut bovver about de sooft drunks, only get the HARD DRUNKS, ie de oones what knuck wew oot wid de first skip
I loik goin' down slo tho...
Meen eet AMBR shitt, mi voise, i kant keeep screaaminj licke tis al te time, m troat hurt
gut a dufferint fish then,
but
if you are trying to speed up, watch out for the VERY VERY VERY VERY dangerous drunks (that speed up when drunk)
have seen this once, and it almost caused me to stop drinking (for an hour)
why would you stoop drink? drink is food of life! drunk is what makes liver!! drank gibs leaf!!!
ut wus because dey was a drunk as me, but moving and responding twice as fast, und I had to go to max sensing to fugere oot whut wus the cause, de bugger had had a drug whut sped up de metabliisim(smelt it), but also increased the effect of incahol(and unfortunatly de drug can effect by smell as well as consumption) so I had to be carful for a wile
Hey goys, i'l shou u somthing veri strango: ¿ isnt it a funy sibol¿
locks loik a nose n an ey. why do yu arsk?
Cuz its funno xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd x d xd xd xd xd xd
le babi et a booble bol. it dat funoy?
yos hee heeeeee heeeeee heeee
wat abut dis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
id dat funy?
watte aktual fock
fash puns is fonnoy? roit?
Shit... i feel like if a lot of birds were hitting me with their beaks...and singing the national anthem...
yerz nneeeedz MOOOOR BOOZE
who needs booze when you can have punz?
boooze can help yooz to sleeeep, punz cannt
whomst neebs slep? I sure dun't.
dot-line line-dot-dot line-dot-dot dot-dot-dot-dot line-line-line dot-line-dot dot-dot-dot dot dot-dot-dot
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.. / .--- ..- ... - / ..- ... . -.. / .- / -- --- .-. ... . / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-. / -. --- .-- / - -.-- -. .- -. / .- -.. -.. / / .... --- .-. ... . ... .-.-.
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All your horse are glue and leather.
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Urg... i am sobering up too quickly... need more booze!
Quote from: Tynan on September 18, 2013, 05:35:48 PM
Well they're on a planet. They're already growing potatoes. Why not? And none of that synthahol crap.
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters? ??? It must have been mentioned a zillion times :P
Anywho... My power supply blew up the other day. Died, at least. But the good girl was 12 years old, so I suppose it was bound to happen. Great device. Bought a new one today, a Corsair RM750x, and was relieved to learn nothing else had died.
(Yet also a little disappointed, oddly enough, because for a few days I've read up on the new toys from AMD, and getting tempted... would cost a bomb though)
need MOOR hyper pan-galactic gargle blasters mega sized, TOO soobar
What's wrong with synthahol? It is a great source of drunkenness! Of course, the synthahol machine was "broken" at the time, but still! That plus a regular stiff drink could make me drunk again! In fact I'll go find another "broken" synthahol machine and bring it over.
Quote from: catter on October 18, 2019, 05:18:05 AM
What's wrong with synthahol? It is a great source of drunkenness! Of course, the synthahol machine was "broken" at the time, but still! That plus a regular stiff drink could make me drunk again! In fact I'll go find another "broken" synthahol machine and bring it over.
Don't forget a dash of chemfuel. It gives it some extra kick.
No, that goes into the coffee along with gunpowder and mud.
gunpowder is for the BEER, to give it a bit of kick while still keeping you cool
Beer Bombs? Does that exist? Or does it taste like barf?
Do not eat beer bombs... they are only for creating a load of foam for those who like the foam. If you eat it, you will not be foaming. You will instead be dying. Death is a good way to put me off of the lighter drinks. So if you want there to be a shortage of the more stiff drinks, go ahead and eat it. More booze for me!
Blackbeard was said to drink gunpowder and rum to strike fear into his compatriots.
And now he is dead. What a maroon...
However, all this talk gets me thirsty. Where are those drinks?
und anutha popin beer keg here
Just had a thought... What kind of beer are we drinkin'? Is it the American beer or the European beer?
ah's drunkin aussie home brew (ju a week 10% inchool) has once tryed dat piss week yank (coloured water), but there was NO taste, the euro beers ar ok, the aussie comercials are good, but de homebrew is best
bartender, brew me a fresh batch of tea would you.
i'll need it for my endeavors.
TEA?! YOU ARE DRINKING TEA IN A DRUNKARD'S TAVERN?!?! HOW DARE YOU!!! DRINK YOUR BOOZE!
If I was able to drink alcohol, I would probably try mixing cheap vodka with cooled down tea.
If there is booze, the drink is welcome... That is why I sometimes drink a Long Island Iced Tea.
Is this thread just for pretending to be drunk, or can we post other stuff?
Think I needed a bit of a break from the World of Rim, and have picked up Stardew Valley again. Rather different game, but I do like the building aspects of both. After a slow and boring start, I eventually got back into it, and have had fun again. The pixelated graphics makes my head ache in long sessions, but it's a fun and good game. A new update was just released too, and it looks massive. Sadly we Linux users are second grate citizens on GOG too, so I don't have it yet. But maybe at some point before Xmas?
Also, I drink tea. Lots and lots of tea (not a coffee man).
The madlad actually did it. He added horses.
Here's an idea that wouldn't ever work: make a thread based off of Weird Al's "Everything you know is wrong" song to keep on adding lyrics that are wacky.
catter, change from what ever you are NOT drunking to what you ust to drunkin, and drunk agin, ewe is ewestless
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Quote from: catter on November 26, 2019, 03:09:35 AM
If there is booze, the drink is welcome... That is why I sometimes drink a Long Island Iced Tea.
With all that's happening right now, it would make sense if you rather drink Ginger Tea with Honey than any other tea. :)
Hey there! If you drink 1000 bottles of beer, Your going to get drunk.
only damp, not drunk, it takes 5000 LITRES of beer to get me drunk or approx 200 LITRES of PURE alcohol to get ME floating
iam drunkrad
dongus
sorry for being off topic. but how to create a theme here? I don't know...