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Title: Not much of a story. But I wanted to share two things that happened.
Post by: christhekiller on December 18, 2014, 03:32:06 PM
1. I wanted to share the story of Mushinto. A sniper from a group of pirates known as the Shadow Cutters. Now, Mushinto came with a besieging party thinking this was just another colony. He thought his power helmet and armor vest AND M24 were more than enough to roll over these backwards-arse colonists in this little, heavily defended, colony. But unfortunately... for him... he was unaware of my two sharpshooters. Known throughout the planet a careful. highly skilled shots, their names, Velez and Yoko. And in less then 4 shots Mushinto found himself stripped of his arms.

And no... I don't mean his weapon.


2. This is what happens after a colony survives a wave of psychotic boars, and a wave of psychotic deer, and the odd squirrel going mad for reasons... Let's just say I had to turn the cooler down to -100 and build a secondary cooler just to ensure my meat didn't spoil... I took this one earlier in the game when there was much more meat... But I accidently saved over that picture with Mushinto's... So, I had to take a new one.

Title: Re: Not much of a story. But I wanted to share two things that happened.
Post by: milon on December 19, 2014, 11:48:43 AM
Please tell me you captured Mushinto, added him to the colony, and gave him bionic arms!  :D
Title: Re: Not much of a story. But I wanted to share two things that happened.
Post by: christhekiller on December 20, 2014, 09:24:29 AM
Alas, Mushinto decided his next best course of action would be to charge my snipers in an attempt to headbutt them I suppose. Needless to say I had a couple people stationed near my snipers in case people tried to move in. And Mushinto quickly found himself on the receiving end of a very angry, power armor wearing, plasteel longsword weilding, brawler.
Title: Re: Not much of a story. But I wanted to share two things that happened.
Post by: Wex on December 22, 2014, 06:26:09 PM
Yes. Armless raidars always try to headbutt snipers for reasons unknown to man.
Maybe because being armles makes you grow an elephant's pair.
Or maybe becuase you say "F**K IT!" and charge (my raider got his head shoot off by the same sniper who took both his arms; I still think good Otto was a sadist).
Title: Re: Not much of a story. But I wanted to share two things that happened.
Post by: milon on January 02, 2015, 12:38:01 PM
Quote from: Wex on December 22, 2014, 06:26:09 PM
Or maybe becuase you say "F**K IT!" and charge (my raider got his head shoot off by the same sniper who took both his arms; I still think good Otto was a sadist).

This one, I think.  If you lose both arms as a raider, your choices are 1) bleed out, 2) die a glorious/hilarious/stupid death, or 3) get knocked out & rescued.  No one wants choice #1, and choice #3 is a gamble at best.  #2 is the clear winner.