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Title: Welcome to Rimfest, the Human Resource Colony of Human as Resources!
Post by: leted on February 01, 2015, 05:27:36 AM
Hello and welcome to Rimfest! A tiny little colony that uses humans to the best of their abilities!

(http://i.imgur.com/ElZGQCF.jpg)

Have you ever wanted fresh and delicious edible resource that is near and dear to your heart? Say no more, and come on down to Rimfest, where your life matters to us! What's that? You're a bit shy around other people? Have no fear, for our humble colony is operated mostly by cold, emotionless androids that judges nothing about you, besides your fat contents. The only hominids that you'll ever see are our friendly staff who are dedicated to tending our delicate livestock! Speaking of which: We only obtain the liveliest of livestock straight from the wild! Our state-of-the-art turret system will guarantee death within seconds; now that's ethical!

(http://i.imgur.com/xkQbzs2.jpg)


Now, some may survive the initial procedure, but have no fear, here at Rimfest, we know how to keep it fresh, with a prison system that tends to the needs of our stocks.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZBqJBzP.jpg)


But wait! We still have more tricks up our proverbial sleeves! We also guarantees our product's freshness by preserving our living specimens in complex cryogenic chambers that seals in the freshness for years to come! Just come by at any time; we'll always have fresh stock, ready to be sampled! Just take a look at that freshness!

(http://i.imgur.com/9Gw4mvZ.jpg)

And here's some good news to please your environmentally conscious friends! At Rimfest, not a single bit of scrap will go to waste. Every morsel of our products will be recycled and used, so you can eat well, and look fabulous!

(http://i.imgur.com/gMR3MUe.jpg)

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to Rimfest, and we'll even pay for a one-way-trip ticket! What a deal!

(http://i.imgur.com/ZF7uuq8.jpg)

This could be you! Don't wait, visit Rimfest today!
Title: Re: Welcome to Rimfest, the Human Resource Colony of Human as Resources!
Post by: Gottzar on February 01, 2015, 07:13:59 AM
I'm Scared
Title: Re: Welcome to Rimfest, the Human Resource Colony of Human as Resources!
Post by: Tiolas on February 01, 2015, 08:27:04 AM
Quote from: Gottzar on February 01, 2015, 07:13:59 AM
I'm Scared
You're not alone. The mere idea of this even existing terrifies me.
Title: Re: Welcome to Rimfest, the Human Resource Colony of Human as Resources!
Post by: popster99 on February 01, 2015, 10:39:39 AM
i think of skynet and the terminators when is see this or the matrix
Title: Re: Welcome to Rimfest, the Human Resource Colony of Human as Resources!
Post by: Coenmcj on February 02, 2015, 03:46:25 AM
If only the fear system was still in!

Nice colony, especially liking the fortress style entrance...
I assume your colonists are all atleast boasting full bionics?