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Geico becomes petrified for geckos that disappear when customers demand translucent car for eviscerations.......

Geico becomes petrified for geckos that disappear when customers demand translucent......

geico becomes petrified for gekoes that disappear when.............................................

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I take it this is a new sentence then.

Geico becomes.......................................

wish granted it doubles in activity but only because the forum becomes invaded by many many spambots.

I wish I understood what the heck kegereneku was talking about when he said catter got dragged into a self referential joke.

seagulls paddle away to 7828 potatoes along with my hideous Mexican friend beans..

i think that ends the sentence nicely how about we start a new one?.

also the last part of catters post reminds me of this track from glory hammer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT2VO6sDnGc

seagulls paddle away to

I wish for people to stop treating Valentines Day as some kind of bad holiday (even though I have never had someone to share it with since the 5th grade). Just because it is where some couples really show how much they care for each other when you have no one, doesn't mean you should hate it. Besides, if you get someone and there is no Valentines Day, then life just gets a whole lot harder.

Granted, but I'm letting you know that's the dumbest defense for a holiday I've ever heard. You just said everybody that dislikes the holiday must have sour grapes, and that an arbitrary day actually makes being in a relationship easier (without which, life itself would be much harder).

Also, you actually care that not everybody is crazy about Valentine's Day.

I wish catter didn't care or mind so much what others think of a holiday.

In any case, I'm really hoping that wasn't an aside towards me. I don't actually hate the holiday itself, it's just not really something for me. I'm on both the ace & aro spectrums (read "not that big into relationships"), if the cake and free candy jokes didn't quite land how I intended (I'll grant it was kind of pedantic). I promise I'm not a cynical arse

your wish is granted catter stops caring that some people in the world don't like or don't care about valentines day however a side effect of this acceptance is that she becomes apathetic to the degree that she has no interest in corrupting further wishes or really doing anything any more and vanishes from the internet.

I wish for kegereneku and gipothegip to derail this thread into a long and violent argument over something incredibly petty.

7822 cantankerous cats (:

we cantankerous cats are downright mean, as feathery felines never deliberately.

We cantankerous cats are downright mean...

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Whoa, there actually is word  as "cantankerous" in English. I thought it's  some made up debulbulation word or something.
I can see why someone was making fun of You Mr @catter after reading your one post.

I have seen what you people do to these...

Sound like some ascended Artificial Intelligence right before leaving human race to self destruction.

yeap cantankerous is a real word I double checked it on google before I introduced to be sure (:

we cantankerous cats are downright mean as feathery....

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LOL I was gonna say cats, seriously. Then I thought, "What if catter takes this as an insult? I never want to hurt him again, so I just won't post anything."

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we cantankerous cats are downright....

Granted, however as you were wishing this a beautiful girl was walking up to your door to give you a Valentines Day gift, but since the day doesn't exist anymore she runs away wondering why she was at your door ready to knock with chocolates in her other hand. I guess that is life...

Oh shit, I lose out on free chocolate? I'm going to have to mulligan!

Oh, the girl you ask? That's rough, poor girl. She should've brought cake

Granted, now all races treat each other race equally and don't judge based on their race. However, there is only one race: the human race. So judgement based on ethnicity still exists, but if another alien race were to come to Earth we would treat them equally. Humans also now treat cats and any other race of bug, animal, or fish as equals and don't try to enslave them/make them unequal.

I wish for an empty box that can't be bigger than me and unable to kill me by hitting me or suffocating me.

Granted, you now have a really tiny box you can't do anything useful with. One day you manage to trip over it and injure yourself.

Well, that was mundane. I wish I had done more with that.

granted however in trying your best to not grant her wish In a mundane way you go completely over board with the corruption and the box instead has a mind controlling parasite inside it.
which takes over her body and mind and proceeds to use her as a puppet for the rest of her life while still granting her enough conscious thought to properly experience the misery of it.

I wish I didn't find it so difficult to write short corruptions.

Hey Bob, why do you always melt butter I bring all yellow...

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hey Bob why do you always melt butter I bring all yellow discount milk.

Um... I'd rather have the melted butter 7809 times out of ten; you probably shouldn't drink the latter.

Anyway, new sentence, I guess.

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yellow milks great for your body! and your immune system as well! sure you might be violently ill when you start drinking it but in 10 years you'll have a fantastic immune system and you'll never be ill again!.

we cantankerous

Hey Bob, why do you always melt butter I bring all yellow...

discount...

hey Bob why do you always melt butter I bring all yellow discount milk.

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Hey Bob, why do you always melt...

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Also, wasn't it previously penney? Am I mistaken, or was it changed?

hey bob why do you always melt butter I.....

I wasn't actually persifickly talking about this thread when I said that hed posted ages ago (pretty sure it was never stated any where that he had to post in this thread for it to count)
I meant the forum as a whole and to believe that tynan hasn't posted a single thing after 500+ pages of this thread is not only delusional but to deny the existence of b18 entirely.