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Alright guys, I haven't done this yet, but it's gonna be great. Imagine: An early strike squad of either Boomrats or Boomalopes. "Hey look! There's their colo- wait, what's that? NO. IT'S NOT. NO PLE-" *BOOM*

Survivors will either have body parts harvested, or be burned at the stake for their crimes.

By Rimworld's standards I'm a saint. The worst thing I've done was either selling a teenager into slavery, or this one time I kept a whiny prisoner in a 2x4 cell. I have a friend who had a 99 recruitment difficulty prisoner, so he used his double-cataract 78 year-old noble to install two peg legs and dentures on the poor guy. He would've bled to death from all the surgical cuts, but my demonic buddy proceeded to harvest his heart. Seriously, why am I friends with this guy?

I agree. You probably shouldn't be friends with me. P.S. That heart sold for a good amount of money!!!!

Yeah I hope we can rename animals at some point, just so I can scream their names when they inevitably get murdered by raiders. 'No... NO! LLAMA ONNNNNNNNNNE!' Doesn't have the same feels as 'No... NO! GRANNY HAMSTRINGS!!!!!!!!'

#GrannyHamstrings #CriedEveryTim

[HEADSHOT!]

Kept randomizing character sheets until I had a nudist colony; within 2 minutes of being in-game, one of my colonists walks between my hunter and the squirrel he's shooting. I'm immediately horrified when I see the shot hits. Then I become more horrified as the person falls over and the word "HEADSHOT!" pops above her head. I check where he hit; He took her skull down to 1 health.