Here are some of my favorites.
First off we have Min Kim, who appears to have accomplished her life goals and now crashed on a rimworld while on a cruise during her retirement. She's very social and artistic, but years of being a diva have left her completely unable to care for herself.
Next we have Elad Difficult, who is a brilliant researcher, or would be if he had even an ounce of curiosity. That didn't stop him from getting a job as a navy scientist somehow. He learned a lot, but hasn't bothered to apply any of it.
And then there's Vlad, the politician. He's quite the suave gent, but his lack of manual skills saw him delegated to Warden duties. Wait a minute... those traits. Just HOW has he been recruiting people all this time?! He's 69 years old! Maybe I shouldn't be leaving him alone with strangers.
And lastly, I'll see your Pregnant Male and raise you the weirdest sob-story I've come across...
Max Alterman, who was abandoned as a child but through hard work managed to establish a successful career as a cargo pilot.
That is, until he was captured by pirates and sold into slavery. Unable to perform the standard physical labor of slaves, he must have been given less tasteful tasks - which resulted in him somehow becoming Pregnant. It's okay though, because he's also terminally ill, even though he's only 21.
I'm worried an alien is going to burst out of this guy's chest.
First off we have Min Kim, who appears to have accomplished her life goals and now crashed on a rimworld while on a cruise during her retirement. She's very social and artistic, but years of being a diva have left her completely unable to care for herself.
Next we have Elad Difficult, who is a brilliant researcher, or would be if he had even an ounce of curiosity. That didn't stop him from getting a job as a navy scientist somehow. He learned a lot, but hasn't bothered to apply any of it.
And then there's Vlad, the politician. He's quite the suave gent, but his lack of manual skills saw him delegated to Warden duties. Wait a minute... those traits. Just HOW has he been recruiting people all this time?! He's 69 years old! Maybe I shouldn't be leaving him alone with strangers.
And lastly, I'll see your Pregnant Male and raise you the weirdest sob-story I've come across...
Max Alterman, who was abandoned as a child but through hard work managed to establish a successful career as a cargo pilot.
That is, until he was captured by pirates and sold into slavery. Unable to perform the standard physical labor of slaves, he must have been given less tasteful tasks - which resulted in him somehow becoming Pregnant. It's okay though, because he's also terminally ill, even though he's only 21.
I'm worried an alien is going to burst out of this guy's chest.