I think the more relevnant and critical question here is what's up with that bicycle dude who carries sandbags over the border each day. Eventually, after many checks and sending the sand to labs and stuff, the border guards give up. 'alright son, I know you are smuggling something here, we just cannot fathom what. If you tell me what you smuggle, there won't be any consequences, I swear.'
'Bicycles...'
'Bicycles...'