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>be me
>chad pirate minding my own business
>suddenly spot transport pods falling from the heavens
>assume its our old scavenger group coming back from a raid
>feelsgood.muffalo
>entire groups of families come to hail our pirate friends who have been missing for a while
>doors start opening
>entire team starts cheering
>mfw its stack with corpses full of our old mangled up friends and their pets
>holyshit.insanitylance
>start feeling depressed
>really angry
>go to fight all my old family and friends who are also shooting eachother
>mfw about 100 dead bodies came out of the transport pod
>mfw when i see a bunch of colonists staring at us killing eachother from afar
>mfw they loot my dead friends

Seriously, this was probably the funnest shit i pulled of in RimWorld to date. I just sent a fucking armies worth of dead people to a nearby base and caused all of them to break and kill eachother.
Oh, also. Im glad i started a trend.

>be me
>random ass guy in a slave trading caravan
>mfw when we find a colony desperate for food
>one guy desperately runs up to me and sells me all their silver in exchange for slave
>whatever.jpg
>guy proceeds to beat the slave to death with his bare hands
>bare hands
>im watching in horror
>this guy picks up the dead body and hurls it onto a table outside
>eats the fresh dead body raw
>fucking raw
>mfw i just commited manslaughter
>mfw when i notice a pile of dead rotting caravan muffalos and dead bodies
>mfw i realise im about to fucking die
>shit.avi

>what do Anons?