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Hey mabor0shi, maybe you could make a guest appearance to your own thread?

Came out of retirement to make my 1,000th post. It has been 8413 days since my last post. It was a simpler time. If anyone's interested, I have a Reddit account you can hit me up on. It's mab0roshi.

[Destroy All Humans]

Red Dead Redemption 2. It's fucking awesome.

I would have guessed Destroy All Humans
Anyway, my all-time favorite will always be Fallout 3, because I first played it at one of the lowest points of my life. I had never played such an immersive game and I really needed to escape reality then.
Similar to some of my other all-time favorite things, now I think about it. I was facing major life changes and I had just discovered the band/game/podcast in question. Rimworld helped me through an extremely stressful time, too.

Step aside, squirrel. I got this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.257_Weatherby_Magnum

Also, found this valuable information on hunters-supply.com
".258 257 Cal, 85 gr FP

257 Caliber Rifle, 85 grain Flat Point

Diameter .258

Excellent long range varmit and medium game. Bolt action and lever action."

Am I to hunt regular 'varmits' from long distance or 'long range varmits' from whatever distance is convenient? Are cats considered varmits? Someone is actually going to answer at least one of those questions. That's why I missed this place.

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Are we on schedule? I think we might be moving too fast...

The smell of your shit? If it's that i think 8892 of them will kill themselves

LOL no way squirrel! I spent 8891 days training catter to use the toilet. He does not stink up the apartment.

Congratulations, catter, on becoming a Planetologist! There are only 8,896 other planetologists on this planet. Only 43 are also cats.

[And]

8,910 bigger fish have been summoned
I just went on Netflix with my IP accidentally set to Tokyo and it was totally different! It had anime and Korean movies that us Westerners don't have on our whitewashed Netflix. And it detects my Tokyo IP as a VPN proxy and blocks me from watching anything! Also, the title of "My Husband Won't Fit" was changed to "My Husband's Penis Won't Fit" , see attachment
What else are we missing? If I set the IP to Belgium, will the Netflix menu show Jean Claude Van Damme movies we don't get in America? I am so pissed right now

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i propose we let count to 900.000 die
Also 8915

8,914 users found this proposal helpful

51 humans ate all of your cat food in your hell apartment

only 53 cats in all of Hell have their own apartments. that's because most cats can't sign paperwork.

Any Tool fans here? Tool - D E S C E N D I N G
They have announced the new album is coming on August 30. I'm very excited to hear their new music! I've been in Madrid 2 years ago to search for commercial property for sale in Madrid for one of my customers and I had the chance of seeing them live. Ultimately boring business trip turned into one of the best days of my life!

Wow, so soon (for them) after the new A Perfect Circle album! Great news, thanks neutralgood.

Probably not, especially since this kind of thread has died. Only you and I are counting now...

You forgot to number. Also, the toilet in Apt. 8954 is clogged. Get your mop and bucket, janitor cat.

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Climbing to the top, throw myself off
in an effort to make it clear to every-
one what it's like when you're shattered.

Is this a song or a poem? I am totally lost. This is too much for my brain to handle. The human mind is designed for counting. Music is for cats.

Charlie28 might be a robot, unless he replies with something that human would write...

And i don't want to do drugs or even drink alcohol and smokin', bad things were told to me by my school and the educational shows from televison...

You might want to talk to your local smokeleaf dealer with https://www.galaxywide-smokeleaf-joints-sales.com/products/faqs for more questions about them and they might tell you how it would help fighting against depression or alternatives like mint candies and other sweet candies...

LOL That was good. I wish Charlie was real so he could laugh, too.
All joking aside, I think weed is a terrible anti-depressant. Unless you already smoke weed, in which case stopping can cause depression.
I hope you stay an innocent little terrier forever, Kirby. Rimworld is right: drugs are for pawns.

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8966. Lets sing a song!

In a little while from now,
if I'm not feeling any less sour.

I'll be singing about how,
I wasted a whole half-hour

Noooooooooooooo!

so... We are not counting?