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#1
Entry #18- Vote or Die edition. VOTE OR DIIIIE!
https://www.wattpad.com/453840032-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-18-vote-or
The colony isn't same for Boss Panther without his ladies. Tempers are hot after the disastrous raid. So it's a perfect time to have an election! Only a 35% chance of screwup...

This is the last chapter. 2.2 thousand views and counting! It's the most read Rimworld story on Wattpad (Out of 12, to be precise). Thank you, my loyal readers!

Will I do another Rimworld project? Not this summer or fall. But I'll have time this winter, which will give me enough to see what condition the game (and mods) will be in. Tynan's always workin' on something...
#2
Entry #17- Wedding Crashers
https://www.wattpad.com/450481708-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-17-spring-of

The Golden Hills of Shaolin's neighbors may actually be a bunch of trolls. Not literal trolls, just obnoxious trolls.
I've got some books for sale. Oh, you don't wanna read that, it's boring. "The Democratic Process," by Mark Friedman. I'm sure it's over your head. Oh, you want to buy it anyway? Then I'll give you a discount. 2 pieces of silver.
#3
Entry #16: In Mother Rimworld, Chicken eats you
https://www.wattpad.com/446785076-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-16-in-mother
Today, Boss Panther faces his most vexing opponent yet, besides the Star Vampires. The Borg the Brotherhood of Steel The Federation The Other Federation The Jedi The Bugs chickens. Yes, chickens.
Inspired by Armourtime's chicken defense system.
#4
Entry #15 is way early! I won't be home tomorrow so better get this out now.
https://www.wattpad.com/442986426-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-15-glass
Boss Panther has seen many things on the Rimworld. Today, he meets a little something the folks back home call High Octane Nightmare Fuel!
#5
Entry #14 is up. Almost to 1.8k reads! 100 more and it'll break the record!
https://www.wattpad.com/439991798-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-14-bigger
Boss Panther is tired of being overpowered by everything, especially packs of rabid bears. And gut worms. Now, the Kibble Pirates strike back!

We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Hauler-bot 2...It's OK to cry, but if you complain, you'll be turned into kibble. The other guys? Who cares! They never delivered beer on request!
#6
Entry #13 is up and ready for you, the most loyal readers on the Galactus Rim.
No, Galactus is not showing up in today's issue.
https://www.wattpad.com/436548035-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-13-mama
The one thing a pirate never expects is to be raided. By other pirates. In space armor. Kinda doesn't make the Pirating for Dummies book, wouldn't ya agree?
#7
Do you have a Docs file on the Smart weapons? I'm writing a Rimworld story and an upcoming chapter involves the Federation attacking pirates. I'll need the stats to better write the story.
#8
Entry #12- Two steps forward unto hell.
https://www.wattpad.com/433050697-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-12-two-steps
Boss Panther thought this week would go well. But he wasn't counting on the most dangerous threat on the Rimworld. No, not the Federation. Not the Ferals. Not the toxic fallout. The...Redditors.
#9
Entry #11, the 'this too shall pass' edition.
https://www.wattpad.com/429750105-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-11-this-too
You'd think a level 14 "System-class Master" in construction would remember things like grounding and screwing in the blade assembly. But genius isn't supposed to watch out for the little things, I guess.
Boss Panther's squads are going after Industry. Will they live to regret it?
#10
Entry #10 and change. Bonus boneheadery!
https://www.wattpad.com/426431746-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-10-and
Components make the world go round. You can't build a robot army without them. So you probably shouldn't yell at the space trader, EVEN THOUGH he is ripping you off.

I'm sorry it's so expensive. But you know, there's no Price King on this planet. Sorry, pal. Uh, fuel costs...
#11
Entry #9 is ready.
https://www.wattpad.com/423229865-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-9
OK Rimworld Redditors, we need to talk! Some of y'all are sick. And some of y'all are Ted Bundy sick. Now I shouldn't be surprised since a number of you gleefully enjoy turning dead people into hats. But, there needs to be standards. RULES of war, even.
What one of y'all did to Boss Panther's colony was sick. Man, sick. Just shaking my head at the thought of it. Yes, they're pirates, but they're still people!
The horror...the horror...
#12
Releases / Re: [A17] Orassans 🐱
June 02, 2017, 10:24:59 AM
How can a colony craft a bionic tail? I didn't see the option in the Bionics workbench.
#13
It's that time again! Time for another absurd Rimworld story!
https://www.wattpad.com/419958136-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-8
With Boss Panther leading the raid against Craterton, nothing can go wrong,
right? Well, this is Rimworld.

Say boss, why are they sending only 1 guy?
Don't know, don't care. I'm sure the 11 of us can handle this "ryan, officer" fella with no problems.
How do you know that's his name?
I can see his nametag in my binoculars.
#14
Entry #7 is ready for your viewing.
https://www.wattpad.com/416648147-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-7
What happened to SouthernLion? Has she joined another pride because she's not raiding Salty Town.
Also, that bulk goods caravan is a real master of 'the art of the deal'. That's only because you the player are good looking.
#15
Entry #6 is up a little early tonight. I got called away to an emergency opera.
https://www.wattpad.com/413570017-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-6
Raiders have a rough life. Bad weather, rough terrain, rage filled poodles. No wonder they're about to break when they get to your colony!