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#1
The only psychic phenomenon I need to harness is a 0.10% BAC on a daily basis lest I wake up from my intermittent psychosis only to find a broken and unwelcoming world, filled with facetious laws whose only purpose is to serve those who foot the bill of the executioners. Of course, I'm talking about the game, silly! Don't stress yourself too hard, you've had a rough day today and god forbid you knew how many ounces of sugar and debt are flowing through your family. But that's okay, because the big good man in the armoury is going to save us from... and he's dead. Oh, Cindy has an idea! Alright, let's listen to... Wait, she's for real? She wants to have interco... with the mechs? Listen, Cindy, I don't think you thoroughly understand what's at stake here. You can't just go ahead and trade your... skills in exchange for peace. No, that would be barbaric. Here, let's try walling them off and tearing through the chest cavities of these fine gentlemen who just decided to visit us; how fortunate! Yes, they are losing roughly half their body's weight in blood per minute, but that is alright, because the govern... Alright, let me just cut open the aorta and adjust the obtuse margnis so that it fits somewhat properly. Aaaaand... there are the risks of the job, after all. Can't put all of your eggs in one basket. And Cindy sure had a lot of those.
#2
Are my beavers supposed to mate with the main machiavellian colonist? You know, the dude with the amazing mane of hair, blonde, ocean-blue eyes and a schlong the size of Antarctica? Not that I mind, I think it gives the play-through an interesting dynamic between the sentient castors and those bipedal monkeys whose main activity is eat hot chip and lie. In retrospect, I can't even recall why I chose humanoids as the starting race when those nocturnal, semiaquatic rodents are on a whole other step of evolutionary scale. Besides their 4-digit IQ figure (after you account for unsupervised anomaly-detection algorithms) their unparalleled hydrophilic adaptations allows them to build under water which, for obvious reasons, provides fantastic defense against their natural predator, the north-american coyote and high-school potheads, both of which appear frequently in late-game sieges and art-schools.
#3
General Discussion / I fricking love this game
May 23, 2020, 06:13:04 PM
   I really do and this isn't coming from an inebriated state of mind, I think. There aren't enough words in the english lexicon to describe how hard I enjoy every single day under Randy's supervision, unless you count the Vickers hardness test. Hell, if I were to describe my day to day activities from waking up in the morning to whatever it is Cindy does at 3pm after she gobbles down 13 portions of meat this entire sub would be demonetized, and who am I to complain about the impurities in my settlement's genetic pool when all I tell them to do is grow the same strain of wheat that eventually gets wiped out by either the plague or an entire armada of mechanoids. I think we could all learn a bit from Cindy over there. She's living the life. And so are David, Jonathan, Alex, Jeff, Christopher, Danny, Liam, Noah, William, James, Oliver, Benjamin, Lucas and Elijah.

   So thank, you, Tynan Sylvester for bringing forth unto this mortal realm a simulation unlike no other. Unless you count real life being a simulation inside Elon Musk's left lobe because god knows how and for whatever reason he decided to name his kid with SHA-256 in mind. I get that IP law is scuffed but going out of your way to copywrite your own son's mind from the lizard people seems like a bit of a stretch. I know for a fact those guys don't have enough food to get to my settlement in time before getting suicided.
#4
Releases / Re: [1.1] Children and Pregnancy - v2.0.2
April 07, 2020, 11:22:51 PM
Thanks, I can finally fulfill my dream of providing children with safe and secure environments where they can earn money learning useful engineering skills such as assembling integrated circuitry into useful components that can then be mass-sold to the fancy North Armoury for exorbitant amounts of money. No, seriously, try putting some of your kids into workshops, your bank will love you for it and your credit score will sky rocket way beyond what is legally allowed. Then again, when has the law stopped the central south-eastern tribe from amassing ungodly amount of wealth only for them to invest said treasury into acquiring ALL of the silver. Because you can't pay for godhood unless we get rid of vaccines and single fatherhood,  Aaron forbid you tried befriending the southern populace lest you be stoned to death and your hair cooked into a delicious pot of french-onion stew.
#5
I installed this mod the other day and 36 minutes into my naked brutality run I had some caravan travel through the area and set up shop near my cabin. I kinda felt bad for the suckers seeing as how they only had 3 meals to go around the 5 of them so I built a small house with some humble bedding and assigned them to it. However, they refused to enter the houses so I went to chat with them, maybe they needed a little bit of coercing and as soon as I got within 2 meters of them I heard the FBI knock my door down, all suited up in hazmats like they were here to defuse a thermonuclear device. Luckily they haven't found that one yet but they yelled at me to uninstall the mod, the game, wipe my HDD clean and follow social distancing rules. Is that a bug?
#6
It's been 2 years since I stumbled upon this mod and the same amount of time since I've seen the light of day. I wake up in the morning knowing that whatever the stock market is going through, I'll be at the bottom footing the bill, and if it weren't for the hyper-realistic screams of dismembered adults blasting through my speakers, I'd be upset.

But I am not. I'd even go as far as to say that I'm happy. Happy that my wife took the kids and relieved that I can commit tax fraud as long as I keep my mouth shut about all the mercury they're pouring in these erection tablets. Happy to know I can dedicate all 24 hours of the day to mining oil, just as God and Uncle Sam intended. Raw, unadulterated industrialism ran by a corporate maniac with a god complex and arthritis, held together by the sweat and blood, blood being the operative word, of disenfranchised immigrants whose only possession is the hope for a better future. Not for themselves, as their fates have been written into the cold, hard stone they mine all day. But for their children, who they can only pray for as the mercury tablets I mentioned are contraceptives I relabeled to keep the population growth under control.
#7
Great mod. Know any contacts I could sell the cure to? Wouldn't want the filthy tribals to get a hold of it before I make enough money to lobby the entire government into finally switching to left-seat right-hand driving.
#8
For $30 you get RjW which is, honestly, the only reason you should need.
#9
Randy Random? More like Randy Rake my ass and do it twice, oh baby gurl you know it's nice when mechs arise, your base is dice, the doggo dies OH SHIT his wife's insane, lighter in hand, stockpile's aflame, my soul is draining, my rectum's raging but I know Randy is nice cuz once we're dead he'll do it again.
#10
Quote from: shell on August 14, 2018, 05:58:44 PM
First of all, the only way I can play rimworld is with HardcoreSK installed. It makes the game so much better than vanilla. I do however seem to have a problem with surguries on my colonists. The only way I see implant options is if I go to the medical tab and left or right click on a stat for a colonist. The operations tab under health does not show implants at all, even if I have it in my stockpile ready to use. I cannot find a way to install joy wire or cybernetic tail. I have installed cybernetic spine, exo, brain stimulator, and cybernetic limbs successfully through the medical tab. Has the mod governing these things been updated?

Also on another note, will hardcoreSK be updated to be used with the 64 bit version 1.0 of rimworld?

I myself can't cure scars since the options isn't anywhere to be found. Something's probably broken.
#11
Quote from: pongvin on July 11, 2017, 04:43:36 PM
Quote from: crowman on July 09, 2017, 08:46:01 PM
Could someone PLEASE tell me how to turn off the clock at the top right AND the texture pack? Much appreciated.

clock: options / middle column / untick "show realtime clock"

texture pack: there isn't an easy way, they are integrated into the mods. find and replace the textures individually in the files if you wish.


That doesn't work for the UPPER RIGHT clock.
#12
Hello. I'd like to say that I REALLY enjoy the mod and what I love about it is how it enlightened me on why the US lost the Vietnam war. The history books say the guerillas were the bane of the American soldiers but now I know it's the tarantulas biting the limbs off of them that lost them the war.
#13
Are tarantulas supposed to be able to bite off ENTIRE LIMBS in 2-3 hits off of an armored unit? Please reply, I didn't know those buggers were stronger than 3-inch thick metal alloys IRL
#14
Sir, could we please get a dropbox/drive download link? Much appreciated.
#15
Could someone PLEASE tell me how to turn off the clock at the top right AND the texture pack? Much appreciated.