Not the funniest, but most recent.
I was playing on a Random Randy naked survivor Tundra map, and a drop pod fell with a bleeding survivor who would die in 5 hours. I was down to one colonist because everyone else had died or was captured on a recent raid, so I really, really needed to save her.
The problem was that there was a raider nearby waiting to attack. I got my lone guy and sent him to rescue the bleeding woman, set a temporary bed close to her because there would be no time to bring her back to base, and started patching her. The raider started the attack while I was patching one of her major bleeding so I would have to finish stabilizing her after the fight.
Both fight, my guy using his revolver against the raider with a knife. My guy almost died, but managed to kill him. I was happy, I could still save her.
Now I could take care of the survivor and rebuild my colony, right?
Wrong.
A hungry lynx come out of nowhere and bite the head of the bleeding pod drop survivor, killing her instantily.
On the way back to camp my guy acquired the plague, which he couldnt cure due to how bad he was at medicine.
Amazing.
Its funny how it seems you really get to start enjoying the game after the 200th hour.
I was playing on a Random Randy naked survivor Tundra map, and a drop pod fell with a bleeding survivor who would die in 5 hours. I was down to one colonist because everyone else had died or was captured on a recent raid, so I really, really needed to save her.
The problem was that there was a raider nearby waiting to attack. I got my lone guy and sent him to rescue the bleeding woman, set a temporary bed close to her because there would be no time to bring her back to base, and started patching her. The raider started the attack while I was patching one of her major bleeding so I would have to finish stabilizing her after the fight.
Both fight, my guy using his revolver against the raider with a knife. My guy almost died, but managed to kill him. I was happy, I could still save her.
Now I could take care of the survivor and rebuild my colony, right?
Wrong.
A hungry lynx come out of nowhere and bite the head of the bleeding pod drop survivor, killing her instantily.
On the way back to camp my guy acquired the plague, which he couldnt cure due to how bad he was at medicine.
Amazing.
Its funny how it seems you really get to start enjoying the game after the 200th hour.