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Wish granted, Bernie Sander appear in front of you, quite puzzled over why he is here.

I wish to be the minion of a supervillain, the kind that always survive.

Wish granted, you get a truck. When you open the rear you discovers it was full of angry cat who tear you to piece.

I wish for the modder who made the "Nature's Pretty Sweet" mod to work on it some more.

[(free update) GAMBLING EVENT!]

(free update) GAMBLING EVENT!
An event were traveler challenge you and let you put down silver for a random chance at winning a mysterious lootbox. The box you win this way are locked and can only be disassembled (most of the time it will give you metal and components) ..... UNLESSS you bought a 0.99$ keys !!! (to land by pod) you'll then have a random change of gaining LEGENDARY PLASTEEL ARKOTEC ARMOR !

In the same collection do not miss :
COMPLETE ULTIMATE EVENTS PACK (I) 0.99$ !
Contain:
1 event (coded by an unpaid intern)
4 variations resulting from the same code but listed as separate

Do not MISS:
COMPLETE ULTIMATE EVENTS PACK (II) 0.99$ !
Contain:
1 event  (coded by a different unpaid intern)
5 events that won't actually matter unless you bought the "Ocean biome $59.99" DLC

I've seen game that look like copy but you linked the wrong game.

There's a lot of "EA copy" and that's not counting the jokes
Take this one:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1061320/Cyberprank_2069/
It was called Cyberpunk 2069 only a few hours before and it will appear in a search list if you try this name

"this game has no connection with Cyberpunk 2077"

Reminder that these "count to" thread should have stopped definitively with after the goal of the first one was reached. Any further post in any of those thread is proof they should just be erased and their author put in front of firing squad equipped with water gun.

Annnnd another keg cracked, and drunkin

Why do you crack keg? what did I do to you?

...hero

Holy hell, now you are bringing back the old stuff (that I kept in my sign since 2016).
I'm still wondering why it wasn't stickied long ago, even if it would repeat a lot.

I knew I should have choose an imaginary number or something that break math itself

You see Kegereneku, this is why you never try to kill us counters. We will fight tooth and nail to stop you in ending our purpose. We become resourceful and have a mad ambition to stretch out the counting as long as possible. Guess you should have stayed in the hell apartment like Mabor0shi and I did, it does great things for your motivation.

But you have no purpose! It defeat the entire point of the original thread and the appeal of reaching any goals!
You already burned to the ground everyone else motivation the very second you tried to steal the spotlight with new "count to 10 bazillion before Tynan's descendant post!".

Belay that, I know your real purpose you damn cat: to turn every single place on earth into hell apartments. Like a Homestuck "planet of apartments and hellfire".

Noooooooooooooo!

Any further thread on that meme is self defeating.
All it do is sully and cheapen the collective achievement that had been recognized and -dare say- consecrated by Tynan.

Therefore it fall to me to remind everyone of the sense of awe from that great achievement and the riveting uncertainty that drove us all in this Rimworld while unplugging the spotlight of a literal copycat.

Hey what's going on?

We humbly request autograph for every single person who posted in this thread.

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Can you imagine so many people wrote 8986 post just for the joke?

8976
I wonder if Tynan is going to troll us all posting before 9000.