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[I wish to not be the last person to ever post on this thread.]

Wish granted, every single time you post people take more and more time to answer and you feel responsible for that so you desperately try to revive the thread with a nifty comment about cat that will amaze everyone but it keep happening.
Afraid of being the one poster who killed the thread, you eventually resort to use multiple account "just until it make the thread GREAT AGAIN"
... or so you thought, years later you filled 13 pages with your fake account (who strangely all have a unending fascination with cats and renting apartment in hell).

I wish to not be the last person to ever post on this thread.

I haven't noticed any bad vibe against it.
In fact I trust more STEAM than I trust Origin (which is by EA and all that imply).

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Grated, but a moderator demands that this thread continue.

For info I actually reported this thread asking the moderator help to give it a ironic Moderator-enforced locked-thread ending.
Alas I had no answer.

I wish that school ended. Permanently.

Wish granted, now every parents are required to teach their child at home, which is time consuming and extremely frustrating in this era. Soon enough children start begging to go back at school where they can have friends their ages and have teacher who aren't on their back all the time.

I wish for a greater grand final to this thread than what catter could hope for.

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Wish granted, you can now move object using your brain within the limit of the laws of physics.
By that I mean that any force you apply by telekinetic mean is transmitted to your brain. Twisting a spoon also require you to literally twist your physical brain. It is extremely painful and you lose more than a few brain-cells that way. But you didn't knew that at first and believed the headache meant you needed more training.
Eventually you see some very fast moving object coming toward you, or someone else, in the hurry you try to use your telekinetic power to prevent the collision but you greatly overestimated how much inertia was involved and it destroy your brain by blunt trauma.

I wish I had a flying car, accredited, safe, easy to use, economical in fuel and impossible to steal.

Wish granted, a project to genetically improve hens and rooters go wrong and turn them into biological weapon that spread an unstoppable virus that kill everything threatening them, including you.
After the most horrible extinction event the Earth ever knew, only this species remains at the top of the food chain.


I wish the Tomb Raider movie wasn't made by a idiot or some sort of misogynist freak and used the much greater scenario of the game (2013) it was supposed to be inspired from.

, because...

...I wanted to...

Wish granted, there is something amazing on TV right now but because of some technical problem the signal is down and you can't watch.
Instead you spend your day having to explain to catter the self-referential joke he was dragged in against his will and the irony of it.
But you were right, this derailment wasn't worth it and I hope we never fight ag... wait, there's another?


I wish my verbal kung fu was stronger.

[crazyroosterman]

Wish granted, but it is reversed before you have the time to look at it.
Now between us, why the hell did you ruin the corruption derailment? I made you a bloody red carpet and yet you can't be bothered to grab him and mash his face on it? You are just like crazyroosterman, always focusing on petty stuff and missing the big pictures. That's the problem with catgirl person, they just keep intruding where they don't belong. I might as well rename myself "get of my book catter".

I wish to fuse crazyroosterman with gipothegip, because clearly there's no difference.

Wish granted, however I notice you and Gipothgip didn't use capital letter when spelling any name, thank you for revealing how bad you are as a person Crazyroosterman. I can't stand people who don't show respect for others like you and Gipothegp, that's where all the problem of the world come, war in Syria, trump, facebook.
What if Cater like Valentine day? it make the chocolate industry work, do you want to forbid Christmas too. Personally I respect it and shit on everyone who want to force others to like Valentine or push that day forward as if it was some kind of moral victory to be nice to your other half ONCE IN A YEAR.
Gippothegip and Crazyroosterman are just jealous because they can't get a safeplace for their wish granting game.
Don't you both agree with me? Well maybe not you Crazyroosterman, you never side with Giothegip anyway (I'm sorry but it show), what with you wishing for something bad for everyone ?
What if I and Gipothegip eventually managed to set our difference aside and work toward a constructive discussion about your obvious lack of empathy.

I wish no one derail this derailment as we set the wagons on fire.

Wish granted, you had a better day at work as no one went to eat fast food. The reason is that for some unexplained reasons all couples worldwide started fighting and breaking up. Valentine's day is now only remembered as the dreadful day where all couple risk breaking.


I wish to have a small spaceship that look like a Moai, its technology make it float wherever I want.

Wish granted, however it come from laziness more than a call for creativity, people start abusing vague formulation like "I wish good stuff happened to me" or "I wish for good stuff". As a result the corruption also become lazy and lazier, like: "Wish granted but the good stuff turn bad somehow" or "granted, but stuff happen and it cause your death".
The trend continue until all post turn into "I wish" and "granted, but cat kill you"


I wish I was an important member of the secret society that rules the world.

Wish granted, you didn't find it so hard to write short corruptions because you now have Alzheimer plus some critically severe ante-retrograde amnesia. You simply don't remember what you've just done.


I wish to be at the top of the 1%.

Wish granted, they are as smart as you, meaning they instantly start complotting to kill you then to kill each others. Them being cat, their unnatural intelligence and homicidal tendency quickly run wild on the internet and every human start wanting to get them as (slave) pet, to study them, or kill them fearing them like you would fear aliens or homicidal AI.
Quickly all smart cats decide to fake being normal stupid cats to disappear or hide in the media, being as smart as you the ideas they come up with is forcing their own homicidal-cat memes. Leading to cat filming other cat pretending to be childishly evil and posting them on the Internet.
A practice they'll continue forever as human are now on constantly looking out for their cat conspiring against them.


I wish for racism to disappear.

Wish granted, you don't have to watch that gif again. Because you've lost all five senses and any senses you had not discovered yet.
You are now a senseless puppet of meat tumbling around incapable of knowing what is happening to your body as it slowly fall apart. You first injure yourself trying to wriggle in the vain hope of feeling anything, making sense of anything, but soon your body get to damaged to move.
Eventually you die after slowly starving, for some reason a CAT start eating your flesh, but you cannot feel anything as your mind went insane from Sensory deprivation.


I wish to throw a snowball made of ice-nine at mabor0shi