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Folks were watching from the windows every-body (all 468 of them) held their breath
They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death

Granted, but you have to watch 400 hours of a show called Franchises. It's about a clown catching various criminals (like a southern Colonel who committed war crimes against chicken) for a king and his red haired daughter who fell in love with a toy joker. It is rated R, but that's only because the King's favorite word is f*ck.

I wish to know why I created this monstrosity of a TV show concept (without getting metaphysical about it).

8503

Big 46.5 iron on his hip

But the outlaw didn't worry, men that tried before were dead (about 463 to be precise)

8505

Granted, however it is more horizontal than you thought it was... Oh wait, that was the tower falling over right when you entered.

I wish I could see who I will meet in the future.

Granted, but it has bones in it.

I wish for uhhh... Boneless pizza?

8507

After ($461) Texas Red...

Granted, but now all your weapons are useless.

I wish to have ham-steak.

8509

He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead (at most for 45.9 hours)

Now the stranger started talking made it plain to the 457 folks around

Granted, but nobody buys it after a mysterious incident involving a PS4 and a completely red room under some stairs.

I wish to understand why you want to "read more Lovecraft".