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Granted... it is underwhelming and grotesque as it was severed from someone a while ago and has yet to be reattached.

I wish for this baby manure to be relocated onto a particular someone who asked for caca recently.

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so...

Granted, a big pile of horse and cow manure land on your head.

I wish for the power of responstibility.

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Granted, but there is no zombie apocalypse to cure so the information eventually gets lost... Then when the vaccine is needed again, people have to re-invent it.

I wish that ZVaccine was what I just described and not a real vaccine (because if it is a real vaccine name, then I will have to explain my laziness which will end in me just feeling ashamed)...

Granted, it's a red Plymouth filled with angry, cannibal squirrels.

I wish for the cannibals to raise me from the dead to be their village pet.

. _.
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Boneless pizza... and a 2 liter coke for good measure.
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Granted, but you realize that said thread doesn't exist. It was but an illusion that died when it reached 9,000.

I wish for my body to be found.

Granted, you tap dance for a living, and if you ever stop tap-dancing it's back to poverty you go.

I wish to have a more complex (but not too complex like existential corruptions) corruption of my hamburger wish.

For the people who are still alive.
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Granted, but your name is now Korg and you tap-dance for people at a circus.

I wish to have a hamburger.

And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun
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Will not let you go! Let me go! (x523)

Granted, but you find that life was better when you didn't remember things.

I wish for the world to revert back to the way it was (I.E. Before the world was made to be more like Wikipedia)