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You just keep on trying until you run you of cake.
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Bismillah!

We will not let you go. Let him go!

Granted, but you forgot what a hair-drier is.

I wish Wikipedia was actually accurate.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
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Granted, but you have just been cursed to have short-term memory loss. You will now be stuck trying to figure out what you learned unless distracted by something else.

I wish for a nice and comfortable jail-cell.

For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
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(you missed a line...)
Easy come, easy go... will you let me go (within 519 hours)?

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I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...
(also, I do not want to join a discord.)

We do what we must because we can.
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Granted, you get stuffed into one right after you learn all about it.

I wish to have a lawyer who is actually good.

Granted, but it removes your inability to be killed.

I wish for a blow-drier.

Aperture Science
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Manificoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
                   ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
                                          oooooooooooooo
                                                     oooooooo
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Granted, you are now unstoppable. Everything that could have killed you will now never even hurt you. You slowly grow insane as you now have done anything and everything your body allows you to do. You turn to violence to stop the boredom. Nothing helps... slowly you kill and watch time fly by over millions and millions of eons. Eventually you do die... the end of the universe sees to that. Right as you think it is all over though, you find yourself right where it all began. The loop is ceaseless. Your nearly endless life loops over and over again from the moment you became unable to be killed to the end of the universe. You could potentially get out of it, but the monotony of being undying has left you so numb that you might have forgotten.

I wish to still survive the fall into the water (without becoming unable to be killed) and swim to shore.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction...
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