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Well, now Professor Whip will now bring family entertainment in his new movie: Professor Whip and the Scary Church! (movie rights owned by Randall Munroe)

Looking forward to the sequel, Professor Whip and the Land of the Shiny Glass Head.
SOLD OUT!? How am I supposed to take my children to the Furry Convention without their fursuits?

I know we're not supposed to post self promoting advertisement here, but I probably provide an important service to the community, depending on what it is I actually do.

It goes in the "fetishes" category Search 'woman carrying man' on youtube (or pornhub) and you will find this is not so uncommon. But I can't find videos of girls licking each other's ears? WHY GOD?

edit: Just realized you are probably the tall woman in your question, not the medium man. Plenty of guys will probably let you try this. In fact, if what I just saw while researching this question is any indication, you can make good money at it if you have the upper body strength. Good luck, Wonder Woman!

nah, I was just curious because how this things go when they shoot a scene in a movie where a woman has to do that.

Good, I was worried what I said might have been offensive. I haven't seen this Jumanji (and I hope I never do) but I don't think that there woman has strong enough arms to carry a 150-180 lbs of human. The guy was probably held up by strings.

It goes in the "fetishes" category Search 'woman carrying man' on youtube (or pornhub) and you will find this is not so uncommon. But I can't find videos of girls licking each other's ears? WHY GOD?

edit: Just realized you are probably the tall woman in your question, not the medium man. Plenty of guys will probably let you try this. In fact, if what I just saw while researching this question is any indication, you can make good money at it if you have the upper body strength. Good luck, Wonder Woman!

Edit: Ugh. I just noticed it was actually me that got us off count in the first place this time. Sorry 'bout that!

You're a planetologist now, Darryl. You don't have to apologize to anyone anymore. You're a made man.

I have 1160 hours in 7 Days to Die, it's my most played game on Steam.

i LOLed. That is an obscene amount of time. You played it online, right? What's it like online?

(This is my 1,000th post, by the way. I'm now upgraded from "Colonist" to "Planetologist.")

Congratulations, Darryl! A much deserved promotion.

I constantly find myself playing more Terraria than I expected.

I forgot to mention that one. And Stardew Valley.

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All is forgiven. Isn't that right everybody?
That's money!

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I put hundreds of hours into one playthrough of Fallout 3, New Vegas, Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, 7 Days to Die, Borderlands 1&2 and probably some others. No Fallout 4 or Borderlands 3 yet.
But my most re-played games are: Mercenaries 2, Red Faction Guerrilla, Rainbow Six Vegas 1&2, Burnout 3, Civilization 3&5, and Far Cry 2 (because it kept breaking halfway through).
Fascinating, right?

Hmm. Never knew there were "gateway" colors. Does that mean if you allow your kids to experiment with this gray, they'll soon be coloring with reds, blues, and maybe even yellows?

lol if there was a gateway color, it would be gray.

Coincidentally, Crystal Reaper is the name of my favorite porn star.

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OK, I am deliberately *not* going with a LEGO image this time.

Thank you very much. Remember, you're all here to entertain me.
Guess what this is about:

I will rescue your thinking from the confined space of "inside the Lego box"