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Can anyone tell me what this is?

looks like some kind of dental drill bit, catter


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5. I am an ancient vampire.

5: How did you get resurrected if at all? Did it suck?

Vampire pun.

Vern Mario had unauthorized access to my account. I emailed him a picture of a cross and reminded him of the rule that vampires are supposed to get invited into someone's Ludeon Forums account before they can enter. He said he was sorry.
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Update on Linus, he disappeared. He probably was taken to get put-down since he has been suffering, but I'm not sure. Hopefully he dies with little pain, and feels no pain anymore...

So now I will go make myself happy by playing with his toys.

Cat's have no understanding of mortality. They don't know they can die, so in a way they never do...

Glad to hear life in general is good, and I hope Nightshade can rest in peace.

Did we get to 9,000 already? Dang, I missed it

Hey, I didn't know your name was Rawiri Paratene! Where are you from? Why are you storytelling? Why are you working at a pump-house?

I'll take the next train to see you!

Rawiri Paratene is my stage name.

1.My real name is Vern Mario and my business is plumbing.
2. I am secretly from Indonesia.
3. I live a double life as a tribal elder and part of my duty is to educate the tribe's children on the history of the people I am pretending to be one of.
4. The pumphouse keeps the water out of New Zealand's bilge so it can float. I fix the pipes. We lost part of the island (the Atlantis territory) because of a mistake I made 2,342 years ago. I am still trying to live that down.
5. I am an ancient vampire.

BTW, when was the last time the corrupt-a-wish thread been posted in? It went very south for no good reason, and it wasn't even totally my fault! I guess the posts lost all control...

Things are different now that I have a job. No time for the important stuff, like making myself laugh through the art of semi-creative writing. Now all my time is taken by the corporation.

Such is life in the fast-paced world of Māori Storytelling. As you can see in the picture, the stress has made my hair grey prematurely.

catter, is Linus your avatar picture?

Don't get too hooked on this thread since it will die.

I will miss you catter. You are one of the 8,353 best cat-themed internet friends I have ever had. Remember that time Kegereneku spilled Kool-Aid on me in the Hell Apartment? Oh, how we laughed!

8331. Is the numbers reversed?

something like that
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Wow, so this is still going?  Very cool.  And very close to 9000! 

Milon is surprised every time he pops in. Get used to it, buddy! This thread will never die in 8,331 years. We'll probably just start over at 0 when we hit 9,000.

please check out my website:

It will steal your identity and install spyware on your computer. This will help me fund terrorist operations, so it's for a good cause. Thank you for your contribution.

I am the prime suspect in this case:

My lawyer says I should flee the country.

If you're using Windows, press ' windows key + print screen ' to take a PNG screenshot, then convert it to JPG. Maybe will work.

i have an 8307 and I'm not afraid to use it.

[number=8302] 8302 [/number]
i made numbers happen

Very sad. He was a handsome cat and his sister is beautiful. Please don't change your avatar. I associate that face with you.
My last cat took an arrow in the side (actually it went completely through) and had to be put down. When the police searched my neighbor's home, they found a bow and arrows, but they were a different brand of arrows and there was insufficient evidence for arrest. They probably wouldn't have even searched, but he was on parole so they didn't need a warrant. They acted like cats aren't people so they don't matter. Cats are people to people like us.
I feel your pain, friend. A pet is a family member. It's OK to cry. I actually started crying now.
Attached the last picture of my cat before her murder. Sorry if I seemed to make this about me, I'm just commiserating.


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