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#31
General Discussion / Re: Mods making the game "to easy"?
February 07, 2017, 08:38:40 AM
Based on the Let's Play's of Rimworld I've seen recently, the players seem to assume the mods make their gameplay easier, but frequently over the course of time, it seems like it makes them struggle more than if they'd just play a normal game.

For example, some players install dozen mods and can't find the sun lamp because it's in the Garden Tools section now. Took one guy (Toxic Timewaster) 3 episodes to learn this.

Some players get modded super weapons and wind up blowing up chunks of their base when the enemy gets around/past their killbox and their character autofires their portable mortar at them, forgetting about the walls, switches, and pets.

Some players are used to menus being in one spot, and when the mods add new menus, the old ones get moved and they keep clicking on the wrong menu.

It's a bit funny when a players gets all excited when he buys an EMP rifle for 2000 silver and gets annoyed with it when he forgets his pawn has it when a zombie raid attacks. Yeah...that don't work on Zombies.

There was one player who created a colony with one pawn and a pet thrumbo using Prepare Carefully. Unfortunately, he didn't set the Handle ability high enough and he couldn't train 'Rick the Mule'. Eventually, another pawn joined with higher Handle and was able to train the thrumbo, but the first pawn was mad because he was not Rick's master.

The super turrets are great...until ZZZRTT and Solar Flare right in the middle of a mechanoid raid. And those embrasures...yeah the enemy can shoot through those holes.

Have fun with the mods, but read the manual first.
#32
Stories / Re: The Hero We Deserved: A Rimworld Spoof
February 07, 2017, 08:11:18 AM
The last part of It's my birthday and I'll die if I want to
https://www.wattpad.com/354398697-the-hero-we-deserved-a-rimworld-spoof-part-3
Ballz isn't the hero colony needs. He is the hero they deserve, a man crazy enough to fight a wounded centipede while naked, high on everything in the storage room, and wielding a marble club.
Because of him, the colony lives to see another sunrise.

Let's face it, Rimworld players. You've always wanted to do that to a centipede. Do what? Click the link above and find out...

This picture I found on DeviantArt best sums up many colonists feelings about alphabeavers.
#33
Stories / Re: The Hero We Deserved: A Rimworld Spoof
January 31, 2017, 08:18:00 AM
Part 2 of It's my birthday and I'll die if I want to]
http://my.w.tt/UiNb/eoU1VOxTnA
In the infantry, soldiers hear two key words: Hurry Up, and Wait.
On a Rimworld, it's important to be patient as your player/omnipresent god above positions and repositions you. It's also important to be calm when more obnoxious problems show up.
Unfortunately for the colony, Ballz is neither patient nor calm.
This is the moment the colony needs him most. Will he be there for him? Will it even matter because damn that's a LOT to deal with in one day!
#34
Stories / Re: The Hero We Deserved: A Rimworld Spoof
January 24, 2017, 05:35:18 AM
Today on The Hero We Deserved, it's Ballz' birthday!
http://my.w.tt/UiNb/KzGXjxI6bA
What does Ballz get for his birthday? Drugs raining from the sky!
And he gets another present! It's very large! It's the size of house! The RNGs have truely blessed him today! What's that weird humming sound?

Pro-tip: That rare thrumbo make look like a unicorn, but it's not a unicorn. Don't jump on it, expecting to ride it into the sunset.
#35
Stories / Re: The Hero We Deserved: A Rimworld Spoof
January 17, 2017, 09:57:47 AM
Today on The Hero We Deserved, the colonists get in touch with their feelings.
https://www.wattpad.com/354226773-the-hero-we-deserved-a-rimworld-spoof-chapter-11
Lil and Hot97 finally get to express to the world their love of art!
Froggy rediscovers his love of money! $$$$!
For Ballz, this unfortunately means he has to fight boredom at the stonecutting table.
#36
Stories / Re: Your Best Screenshots
January 13, 2017, 02:30:08 AM
Level 13 doctor missed the leg. Catastrophically.


How'd he kill a guy while attaching a simple prosthesis???


Stabbed to death in the torso??? The hell does that have to do with the leg?

The player on Youtube, KokoplaysMB, says this is the third colonist he's killed!
Sure that pawn isn't a quack? Did he go to Falwell Medical School?
#37
No reindeer yet?

Bonus points if you can get them pulling sleighs.
#38
Stories / Re: The Hero We Deserved: A Rimworld Spoof
January 10, 2017, 04:00:34 AM
Today on The Hero We Deserved, the colony has many, many, many problems.
https://www.wattpad.com/353340816-the-hero-we-deserved-a-rimworld-spoof-chapter-10
For example, Ballz can't get any action from anybody at the colony.
Solution: Smokeleaf! Good ole smokeleaf. It makes your problems fade away in a green chillax haze...
"So Mr. Espoto, do you know why you're in the hospital right now?"
#39
Stories / Re: The Hero We Deserved: A Rimworld Spoof
January 03, 2017, 05:08:43 AM
Today on The Hero We Deserved, we join our colonists as they deal with bugs and mechs, both at the same time, in the same room.
If they survive the battle of Bugs vs Mechs, they get to open their Christmas present- cryosleep caskets! I wonder what could be inside. Eh...uh...which one's the open button?
https://www.wattpad.com/350115049-the-hero-we-deserved-a-rimworld-spoof-bugs-vs
#40
Stories / Re: The Hero We Deserved: A Rimworld Spoof
December 27, 2016, 06:58:35 AM
Today on The Hero We Deserved, the colonists (and the player) learn the hard way that Phoebe has no chill.
https://www.wattpad.com/348383872-the-hero-we-deserved-a-rimworld-spoof-bugs-vs

Ancient danger? What ancient danger? It's just a room with a buncha broken robots inside! Hey, what's that clicking sound coming from the ceiling?
#41
Mods / Re: Mod Request: RPR- Rimworld Public Radio
December 25, 2016, 07:50:15 AM
Sweet! I can't wait to see how it plays out!

Include some of my ideas- I'd love to hear player reactions to a cargo pod of 10 poor quality human skin hats after a Staggeringly Ugly pawn asks for donations!

To keep players from spamming the radio, my idea is to have the broadcast tower act as a capacitor. The tower should take 7 hours to charge, allowing for 1 hour of broadcasting. thus allowing for 3 broadcasts a day.
#42
Mods / Mod Request: RPR- Rimworld Public Radio
December 21, 2016, 08:19:13 AM
So I had this idea for a comedy mod of sorts.
This mod works as an accessory to the Comms Console, allowing the colony to generate funds by creating a radio station. Pawns talk for about an hour game-time (Because you need them burning corpses!).

Architect-Misc
1) Radio broadcaster. Attaches to the Comms console. About half the size. Takes 10 steel, 1 component and 2 plasteel to make. Doesn't have any options- is controlled by the comms console, so you only have to make one stool or chair.
2) Radio antenna. Attaches by wire to the Radio broadcaster. Can only be built outdoors/unroofed area. Takes 40 steel, one plasteel, and 1 component to make. Has a built in battery/transformer. This limits the colony to three broadcasts a day.

    Comms console menu changes and results
    • Make weather report; Pawn transmits the weather. Result- 3 silver drops in via cargo pods, only once per day.
    • Sing; Pawn with music backstory sings or makes mixtapes/autotunes. Result- 10 silver drops in via cargo pods, once per 7 days. Staggering Ugly Pawn doubles the amount per drop. Call of Cthulhu synergy- Triggers raid from Deep Ones.
    • Hate Speech (Radio Rimwanda). Result- Triggers raid from faction most hostile to you, massive in size. OR all hostile factions raid at once.  If possible, I'd set this up so you could decide which faction you want to aggro. The insult symbol appears above the pawn at the booth when you choose this option. Call of Cthulhu synergy- Star Vampires spawn in at the radio antenna.
    • Run call-in talk show. This triggers an event box that asks the player a question about a situation in Rimworld. Questions can be gleaned from the help section of this site. Player gets 4 answers to choose from. D) is always 'Eat them'! Result- Once every season, cargo pods drop in 100 silver/100 Insect meat/100 Granite blocks/100 jade. The pods are chosen randomly. Occurrences stack (If you do it every day for 10 days, you get it once every season for 10 season)
    • Ask for donations. Pawn has the handshake icon over his head when doing this. Result- random cargo pods drop random 10 things. Could be 10 plasteel, 10 tortoise meat, 10 shoddy beds...etc.
    • Transmit propaganda. Pawn says nice things about allied factions and spacers. Result- for 3 days, all trades are discounted (Green color on sale sheet?)
#43
Stories / Re: Just you're average bloodthirsty rabbit.
December 21, 2016, 07:35:09 AM
It's the rabbit from Monty Python's The Holy Grail!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA
#44
Stories / Re: The Hero We Deserved: A Rimworld Spoof
December 21, 2016, 07:32:04 AM
Chapter 7: Four funerals and a wedding. "Isn't that 5 of the same thing?" - Al Bundy
Well, today it certainly is.
https://www.wattpad.com/345149695-the-hero-we-deserved-a-rimworld-spoof-chapter-7
Eun Hyeon "BSTY2" and Rick Maldonado "Froggy" are getting married! They are just about to tie the knot when...a raid is coming. The raid is being led...Eun Hyeon's father????!!!!

I have seen this happen before in A15. If you want to see this for yourself, look at this video (time stamp included) https://youtu.be/f0gY1XkjvfI?t=19m12s

Phoebe Chillax can be nasty when she wants to be.
#45
Stories / Re: The Hero We Deserved: A Rimworld Spoof
December 13, 2016, 07:26:36 AM
Chapter 6 is up! Pour out a beer!
https://www.wattpad.com/342430915-the-hero-we-deserved-a-rimworld-spoof-chapter-6

Ballz is in need of love but can't find any. He can find beer, at least!
Unfortunately, so do others. Can Ballz get to the beer before they do? And how are 'they' even opening the bottles??? They don't even have hands!!!