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Chapter 5 is up and loaded!
https://www.wattpad.com/339729800-the-hero-we-deserved-a-rimworld-spoof-chapter-5

The colony has spent the past few days building turrets because boss Froggy thinks mechanoids are coming. Unfortunately for the colony, a manhunter pack has shown up. Can Jonny 'Ballz' Espoto get back to the colony in time? What kind of idiot brings Earth animals across the galaxy, anyway?

That Alpaca was the MVP of the colony.

Chapter 4 up and loaded!

Ballz finds Yayo in some cargo pods. Sweet, delicious Yayo. Good ole' nose candy.
But town boss Froggy is a bit of a hard-ass/no fun guy. Will the player let Ballz relax for once?

I've enjoyed a few let's plays of Rimworld online and while doing so, noticed the comedic potential of the game.
So, I decided to write an in-world spoof of the game on my Wattpad page.
https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/89900701-the-hero-we-deserved-a-rimworld-spoof

A colony of castaways on a lonely planet are joined by Jonny "Ballz" Espoto. A pro gamer, he is barely capable of anything the colony needs. Can he become the human hero they need him to be, in their darkest hours? Or will his lazy tendencies, dude-bro attitude and chemical habits doom them all to the vast array of enemies on the planet?

Writer note: some swearing, lots of death, no...y'know...

Updates every Tuesday night my time until finished.