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Install peg leg and hope for the best. Fingers crossed and this will hurt a bit.

That requires medicine, though. And the whole idea behind my suggestion is a way to amputate infected body parts without medicine.

Two of my colonists were crushed under a psychic ship during their wedding.

Well, aside from the fact that she's held together with tape and string, she's not actually that bad. She has some decent stats and quite a few interests and passions. As for her being incapable of violence, someone has to rescue everybody after battle.

Wish granted. However, since you violated one of the rules of this game, i.e not making an incorruptible wish, everyone on the forum kicks you out of the thread and throws rotten tomatoes at you as you leave with a humiliated expression on your face. Your reputation forever tarnished, you now are forced to walk around in public wearing a paper bag on your head to avoid harassment. And even when you do that, everyone laughs at you for your ridiculous face mask.

I wish my sweat smelled like cologne.

Remember that one movie where a guy gets stuck under a rock and has to chop his arm off using a Swiss army knife in order to escape? The reason why I bring this up is because currently one of my colonists is dying of an infection in her leg, and her prognosis isn't looking good. However, the last case of medicine got used treating a paper cut that a colonist got while reading a playboy magazine, so amputation isn't an option. If you can't tell where this is going, there should be an option to amputate a limb without medicine. Doing so will inflict lots of pain on a colonist, as well as give them a massive mood debuff from, you know, having your limbs chopped off while you're awake, as well as inflict bleeding on the stump that was amputated, but nonetheless an option in a pinch. What do you think?

It's good, though I think stone roads and railroads should be more expensive. Maybe 1000 stone and 1000 steel, respectively?

Garden of Eden: All the soil is fertile, there are no predators, and ambrosia grows like raspberry bushes. However, raids are far more frequent.

Magnetized area: Cargo drops, ship crashes, etc. are far more common. In addition, metal ores spawn at about a 1-1 ratio to stone deposits from years of cargo drops.

Giant bug hive: Infestation events are far more frequent, bug lights appear naturally all over the place, and the wildlife consists almost entirely of giant insects. Raiders and outlanders alike avoid it like the plague.

Mechaniod hive: Ancients ruins are all over the place, and you can expect mechanoid raids to happen all the time.

Swamp: Not that crazy of a biome, but most of the map would be filled with marshes, with a new kind of tree that can grow in water, the mangrove. In addition, a new animal would be introduced, the crocodile. It would be a predator whose hide would be comparable to thrumbofur.

Wasteland: A desolate biome where plants and animals alike would be scarce. There would be no fertile soil, and most of the farmable earth would be gravel. Think an ice sheet or extreme desert, without the extreme temperatures.

I second this. Tynan, are you listening?

Granted, someone serves you fish on a dish. Unfortunately, someone wants you dead and has poisoned your meal. You die several weeks later in agony due to said poison being extremely painful and slow-acting.

I wish I actually lived in the universe of Rimworld.

Congratulations, you are now Rick Grimes from the Walking Dead! You have his body, personality, memories, relationships, and overall identity of Rick Grimes. Unfortunately, you now live in a horrific zombie-infested world, and the genie who granted your wish forgot to put you in a safehouse. Have fun finding another one!

I wish I could shoot fireballs out of my hands.

Granted, you have your life back. However, your life sucks now, as when your life is granted back to you, it's thousands of years in the future and the planet you once called home is a treacherous rimworld.

I wish I was good at Chess.

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Granted. With your fancy new Tesla car, you're the talk of the town. All the guys are secretly insecure about their cars now, and all the ladies in the area faint when you come near. However, while whistling to a cute girl one day, you fail to pay attention to your path, and subsequently crash into passing pedestrians, all of whom were orphan children finally getting adopted from their horrible orphanage. Meanwhile, you fly out of the windshield of your car and land right in front of it, with the last sight you see being your beloved car about to crush you under its wheels.

I wish I had bionic limbs.

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I solved the food problem! I just hope I won't need my left leg.