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Hey! This game isn't all sad!
Wedding! (Ship chunk slams into church. Screams emanate from within)
Oh, uh... Pets? (Flashback of hare getting minigun volley to head)
Okay? Maybe it's just the Rim! Other places could be nice! (Looks at former mercs, assassins, outcasts, sex slaves, and lawyers in the backstories tab)
Okay. Point taken 

A caravan shooter thingy
-You travel in a group doing... I guess that's your choice(?).
-Several characters to travel with, the more unique, the better. A muffalo shaman who can call a herd to help, or a peg-legged cannibal sharpshooter.
-No "Get hit and hide behind cover until the screen gets less bloody". Every bullet you take could kill without protection, but the same goes for enemies.
-And finally being able to visit towns, take jobs, and claim rewards
-DLCs in the form of content made from mods (with permission of course!). That won't happen though.

Because you mentioned fire...
Boomrat tide
You know how lemmings go on mating driven migrations?
Like 500 of them in a group?
But now they're explosive
And if you have any chemfuel...
They get... Excited
And may combust

Yeah, but like BIG engines with carriages

Trains
Not the exiting map kind, more like:
"Oh, It's getting late, better hop on the train and get some rest"
It would allow bases to be more spread out, and having cargo containers and weapons mounts would be wild. Like the Factorio train of doom.
Coding this would be probably impossible, as you'd have to overhaul the whole A.I.

If you can't make a one man faction, give it minions. What self respecting dragon has no minions? None. Th- thats who.

Will we get a playable race for Zerg? I'm not a big fan of Protoss, but I'd like them all the same.

I think dignity would have many definitions depending on the culture. A tribal warrior may require a worthy opponent patched up, while a pirate would be happy to strip them, curb stomp them till death, and feed them to the wags.

Nuclear Missile Strike
The event gives you 10 seconds to pack up and leave, before the map and every tile in a 5 tile radius is incinerated. Nothing will remain but radioactive roaches and green mutants.
Anything else?

Okay... hmm... granted.
You get the perfect flying car, however, it is so perfect, that you lack the ability to leave. I don't blame you! It's so fast... You can't crash if you try, everyone admires you...
You die of dehydration 4 days later.

I wish I could manipulate game developers to add new features and make new games on a whim.

I mean... He does have a point.
We kill and eat people no problemo, and take organs like we're trick or treating. I just feel like that's a bit to controversial for Rimworld, sorry r0x...

A 'Cold Hearted' trait that still can have friends and all that, but cares less about human consumption.

Hello Rimworld Anonymous, I'm Jackson, and I've been using Rimworld nonstop for 2 years
hi jackson.....
-What introduced you to RimWorld? Or to this style of game in general?
I always liked sim games, like Simcity, Civ, and Planetbase. Rimworld came on my queue on steam, and I had to try it out.
-What's your favorite other game?
As I mentioned, I like simulation games. I'm going to get Frostpunk soon. I think that's gonna get on the list.
-Most embarrassing gaming-related story?
ow Ow OW OWWWW!!!!!!
I remember playing Battlefield three, and I just got a mic. I was such a ******* squeaker back then, and some poor guy had enough
"STFU Jackson! You *****!"
And so then I now have Mic-ophobia. I can't bear my voice or use voice chat without having a panic attack.
-What kind of breakfast cereal is the best?
I don't eat cereal, as I'm mostly carb-free (and hating it), but my favorite be fruit loops. I know, disgusting, but I haven't had cereal in so long, I'd eat anything.

But what about that prisoner that killed one of your colonists, and had like 7 berserk sprees? I'd get my slowest surgeon on that ****.

This is a matter of utmost urgency. Please. I know we all need this.