The Tale of John"Chief"Shepard.

Started by Dspendragon, April 27, 2016, 07:38:05 PM

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Dspendragon

Ok, before I start this. This is a continuation of the story I had on: https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=18912.msg212044#msg212044: Yes,You may John Died In it, but there's a good reason he's not dead in this, In the game he was only downed when I got rid of that world. I only realized this after I deleted the planet. Luckily, I had saved him on EDBPrepareCarefully mod. This is what happened after it fades to black.

P.S. The actual Story will be up sometime at a Later Time.   :D   
This is Rimworld people, Where cannibals ware pink helmets and nudest decide to go outside when its -59F, And where shit happens. Its anything but fare or balanced, Lady Luck rolls a 1000-sided dice and 80% of that dice says"Death"on it. Your job is keeping your people alive in bad rolls. Good Luck.

Dspendragon

"Rimworld" Speech.

[Rimworld] Thought.

{Rimworld} Cyberspace or synthetic speech. 

I have experienced many things, Such as helplessly watching my Friend Be torn apart by a swarm turtles, and I've watched Drop pods belonging to 20 or more mechinods slam through the roof of my families home, These are the few thing I've experienced. Now, I tell you I never expected to die and somehow be falling From the sky in a drop pod to a random Rimworld in the outer rim..

[Ok, Mental checklist, Bionics check, Plasma Rife check, Nano-suit.... Sh*t!. Damn, Damn, Damn. Is my Brainpal still there?].[Hello? Jim, you still there] {Ah, Sir there you are!}.[Jim, I need information now! What happened, why am I in a drop pod! Where is my Nano-suit!] He could easily see that planet was getting closer. {Of course sir, wait there seems to be a..hmm. a fragment of my memory gone sir} :Authors note: Jim Sounds like a Mister Handy from fallout: [What!! how!]{Sir the ground is getting closer, fire the retro-:: "BOOM"BASH": rockets.}[Sh*t,got to move]

Jumping up and out of the pod. Grabbing his plasma rifle, only to duck and roll out of the away of another drop-pod.: BOOM:. Well it seems he wasn't the only one, :BOOM:. Thats two.::BOOM:: And thats a third?. The pods open and letting out their poor shell-shocked colonist out,. First one was a blonde woman probably in her late 20s amd refused to give her named so we nick-named hey Misy. The other two were siblings by name Yoe-man and Joe-man.

.Next-time guys.  :P
   
This is Rimworld people, Where cannibals ware pink helmets and nudest decide to go outside when its -59F, And where shit happens. Its anything but fare or balanced, Lady Luck rolls a 1000-sided dice and 80% of that dice says"Death"on it. Your job is keeping your people alive in bad rolls. Good Luck.

Dspendragon

This may be slow going, guy do to my arthritis in me fingers. Sorry for a short story on this one :-[
This is Rimworld people, Where cannibals ware pink helmets and nudest decide to go outside when its -59F, And where shit happens. Its anything but fare or balanced, Lady Luck rolls a 1000-sided dice and 80% of that dice says"Death"on it. Your job is keeping your people alive in bad rolls. Good Luck.

Dspendragon

Guys my computer is out of order so no updates on till I get it fixed. My phone is about to die. So toodles.
This is Rimworld people, Where cannibals ware pink helmets and nudest decide to go outside when its -59F, And where shit happens. Its anything but fare or balanced, Lady Luck rolls a 1000-sided dice and 80% of that dice says"Death"on it. Your job is keeping your people alive in bad rolls. Good Luck.

Dspendragon

I,m back!, Computer is fixed, but now my internet is on strike. Not working when i want it to, being rude, and Protesting rather than helping. Oh, and part 2 is coming soon. sadly it's the lest of my worries .   
This is Rimworld people, Where cannibals ware pink helmets and nudest decide to go outside when its -59F, And where shit happens. Its anything but fare or balanced, Lady Luck rolls a 1000-sided dice and 80% of that dice says"Death"on it. Your job is keeping your people alive in bad rolls. Good Luck.

Dspendragon

"Rimworld" Speech.

[Rimworld] Thought.

{Rimworld} Cyberspace or synthetic speech.

Now my day's in the colony Bob (Authors note: Yes I named it bob :P ) where extremely difficult and annoying. Three days after we crashed on this rimworld were extremely easy, we built a house, than I said "lets make sandbags, it'll help". Oh boy did they help, do to the amount of pods that fell, it attracted natives, such as a cannibalistic tribe called "Bleeding Spoon" who seemed to believe their "Dark Gods".
Sent them a reward for pleasing them, Like what the hell is wrong with these rimworlders their bat sh*t crazy. But let me tell you what happened.


"Here they come!" I yelled {Sir! ,10 cultist ,They are 20 more meters till within firing range, I recommend firing at them before they reach you.} [No sh*t Sherlock, I wish we had turrets.]{There within firing range, sir, I recommend firing now.} after the warning I opened fire, thus signaling the other colonist to fire their weapons.

3 cultist dead, 4 5 6, dead. { Sir! I'm detecting movement north of are location, I recommend heading that way.}[on it], " Guys! there's stuff still out there, I'm gonna
go check it out" I yelled out to the others before taking off.

I ran pass a tree, only to be clotheslined, by sexiest damn thing this side of the rim
[If she wasn't trying to me]{Sir, isn't that how you meet your last wife.} Rolling out of the way of a curb-stomp and to my knees, she tried to punch me and failed.  It was simple to grab her punch and twist her arm, then give her a bone-breaking fist to elbow, then a simple hit to the back of the head and she was out like a light.

Only to be ambushed the three last cultist with clubs, yet again overly simple . First one shot'em, dead, second one grab club slam it in his own face than a quick shot to the chest,dead.

What a uneventful day, not even a good fight.. {Sir, this is the second time you've got clothes lined by a "pretty lady"} [ shut up, Jim, your not helping.]{But Sir, you are going to have to carry her back} [ nahh, I'll let one of the man-twins come and get her.]

And that is how I met Serenia my second wife.

:Author's note: Yes!! I did it, even if my computer was a**hole about it and arthritis pain keep my hands from typing. but I Did It!!. 
     
This is Rimworld people, Where cannibals ware pink helmets and nudest decide to go outside when its -59F, And where shit happens. Its anything but fare or balanced, Lady Luck rolls a 1000-sided dice and 80% of that dice says"Death"on it. Your job is keeping your people alive in bad rolls. Good Luck.