The Tale of John"Chief"Shepard.

Started by Dspendragon, April 27, 2016, 07:38:05 PM

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April 27, 2016, 07:38:05 PM
Ok, before I start this. This is a continuation of the story I had on: https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=18912.msg212044#msg212044: Yes,You may John Died In it, but there's a good reason he's not dead in this, In the game he was only downed when I got rid of that world. I only realized this after I deleted the planet. Luckily, I had saved him on EDBPrepareCarefully mod. This is what happened after it fades to black.

P.S. The actual Story will be up sometime at a Later Time.   :D   
This is Rimworld people, Where cannibals ware pink helmets and nudest decide to go outside when its -59F, And where shit happens. Its anything but fare or balanced, Lady Luck rolls a 1000-sided dice and 80% of that dice says"Death"on it. Your job is keeping your people alive in bad rolls. Good Luck.

Dspendragon

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April 27, 2016, 09:07:38 PM
"Rimworld" Speech.

[Rimworld] Thought.

{Rimworld} Cyberspace or synthetic speech. 

I have experienced many things, Such as helplessly watching my Friend Be torn apart by a swarm turtles, and I've watched Drop pods belonging to 20 or more mechinods slam through the roof of my families home, These are the few thing I've experienced. Now, I tell you I never expected to die and somehow be falling From the sky in a drop pod to a random Rimworld in the outer rim..

[Ok, Mental checklist, Bionics check, Plasma Rife check, Nano-suit.... Sh*t!. Damn, Damn, Damn. Is my Brainpal still there?].[Hello? Jim, you still there] {Ah, Sir there you are!}.[Jim, I need information now! What happened, why am I in a drop pod! Where is my Nano-suit!] He could easily see that planet was getting closer. {Of course sir, wait there seems to be a..hmm. a fragment of my memory gone sir} :Authors note: Jim Sounds like a Mister Handy from fallout: [What!! how!]{Sir the ground is getting closer, fire the retro-:: "BOOM"BASH": rockets.}[Sh*t,got to move]

Jumping up and out of the pod. Grabbing his plasma rifle, only to duck and roll out of the away of another drop-pod.: BOOM:. Well it seems he wasn't the only one, :BOOM:. Thats two.::BOOM:: And thats a third?. The pods open and letting out their poor shell-shocked colonist out,. First one was a blonde woman probably in her late 20s amd refused to give her named so we nick-named hey Misy. The other two were siblings by name Yoe-man and Joe-man.

.Next-time guys.  :P
   
This is Rimworld people, Where cannibals ware pink helmets and nudest decide to go outside when its -59F, And where shit happens. Its anything but fare or balanced, Lady Luck rolls a 1000-sided dice and 80% of that dice says"Death"on it. Your job is keeping your people alive in bad rolls. Good Luck.

Dspendragon

#2
April 27, 2016, 09:11:13 PM
This may be slow going, guy do to my arthritis in me fingers. Sorry for a short story on this one :-[
This is Rimworld people, Where cannibals ware pink helmets and nudest decide to go outside when its -59F, And where shit happens. Its anything but fare or balanced, Lady Luck rolls a 1000-sided dice and 80% of that dice says"Death"on it. Your job is keeping your people alive in bad rolls. Good Luck.

Dspendragon

#3
April 29, 2016, 04:46:39 PM
Guys my computer is out of order so no updates on till I get it fixed. My phone is about to die. So toodles.
This is Rimworld people, Where cannibals ware pink helmets and nudest decide to go outside when its -59F, And where shit happens. Its anything but fare or balanced, Lady Luck rolls a 1000-sided dice and 80% of that dice says"Death"on it. Your job is keeping your people alive in bad rolls. Good Luck.

Dspendragon

#4
May 08, 2016, 07:02:18 AM
I,m back!, Computer is fixed, but now my internet is on strike. Not working when i want it to, being rude, and Protesting rather than helping. Oh, and part 2 is coming soon. sadly it's the lest of my worries .   
This is Rimworld people, Where cannibals ware pink helmets and nudest decide to go outside when its -59F, And where shit happens. Its anything but fare or balanced, Lady Luck rolls a 1000-sided dice and 80% of that dice says"Death"on it. Your job is keeping your people alive in bad rolls. Good Luck.

Dspendragon

#5
May 12, 2016, 08:05:13 PM
"Rimworld" Speech.

[Rimworld] Thought.

{Rimworld} Cyberspace or synthetic speech.

Now my day's in the colony Bob (Authors note: Yes I named it bob :P ) where extremely difficult and annoying. Three days after we crashed on this rimworld were extremely easy, we built a house, than I said "lets make sandbags, it'll help". Oh boy did they help, do to the amount of pods that fell, it attracted natives, such as a cannibalistic tribe called "Bleeding Spoon" who seemed to believe their "Dark Gods".
Sent them a reward for pleasing them, Like what the hell is wrong with these rimworlders their bat sh*t crazy. But let me tell you what happened.


"Here they come!" I yelled {Sir! ,10 cultist ,They are 20 more meters till within firing range, I recommend firing at them before they reach you.} [No sh*t Sherlock, I wish we had turrets.]{There within firing range, sir, I recommend firing now.} after the warning I opened fire, thus signaling the other colonist to fire their weapons.

3 cultist dead, 4 5 6, dead. { Sir! I'm detecting movement north of are location, I recommend heading that way.}[on it], " Guys! there's stuff still out there, I'm gonna
go check it out" I yelled out to the others before taking off.

I ran pass a tree, only to be clotheslined, by sexiest damn thing this side of the rim
[If she wasn't trying to me]{Sir, isn't that how you meet your last wife.} Rolling out of the way of a curb-stomp and to my knees, she tried to punch me and failed.  It was simple to grab her punch and twist her arm, then give her a bone-breaking fist to elbow, then a simple hit to the back of the head and she was out like a light.

Only to be ambushed the three last cultist with clubs, yet again overly simple . First one shot'em, dead, second one grab club slam it in his own face than a quick shot to the chest,dead.

What a uneventful day, not even a good fight.. {Sir, this is the second time you've got clothes lined by a "pretty lady"} [ shut up, Jim, your not helping.]{But Sir, you are going to have to carry her back} [ nahh, I'll let one of the man-twins come and get her.]

And that is how I met Serenia my second wife.

:Author's note: Yes!! I did it, even if my computer was a**hole about it and arthritis pain keep my hands from typing. but I Did It!!. 
     
This is Rimworld people, Where cannibals ware pink helmets and nudest decide to go outside when its -59F, And where shit happens. Its anything but fare or balanced, Lady Luck rolls a 1000-sided dice and 80% of that dice says"Death"on it. Your job is keeping your people alive in bad rolls. Good Luck.
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