New AI Storyteller Swenn Soap

[windruf]

was visiting mom this weekend and seen her watch soaps and then like boom! got idea: a new storyteller Swenn Soap.

she plays like Poebe Friendly except of lots and lots of social events written with so much drama, that your palm automatically covers your face.
like:
amnesia - all skills are 0 and incapable of almost everything.
he forgot about me thought - if there someone with amnesia whom this one likes.
colonist A start to fight colonist B for love of colonist C...
colonist D has seen a squirrel and remembered her son who is now far-far away on a distant planet...
colonist E and colonist F want to live together...
a raider said to colonist G that he is his father and now he things what that means...
colonist H is sad cos it is valentinsday and no one has given her any chocolate...
and so on...
the more cliché it is and the more drama it has the better.
and every sneezer you make can start an event:
for example you sell a gun:
a) how dare you sell my papas gun!!!!
b) good we sold this damn old thing! we are lucky this thing didn't blow up in our faces!
c) ohh! we have money! can i buy a new dress?
...
when loosing is fun - loosing with fun is even better