Never recruit anyone named Smelly

[Bigby]

My base was raided one day by pirates and one of the survivors, named Smelly, had a 12 shooting skill and a 10 melee skill. Well he was incapable of social, but he could clearly fight and had zero health problems, so I recruited him. I failed to notice that he was a brawler.... which meant that I could not equip him with a ranged weapon without a -20 to mood.

So fine. He get's a long sword. He made himself useful around the base, so I didn't put him on 'explosive testing' duty. However, it turns out, due to him being incapable of any social interaction success, that he couldn't get laid in a morgue. He was constantly hitting on every single female member of my colony. He averaged about a total of -40 to -50  ::)from all the rejections. I felt like I needed an HR department to explain to him that no  means no. He was relentless!

To make matters worse, he had a huge number of living relatives in the pirate faction who kept showing up in raids. The ones I didn't kill, further harming his mood, I rescued and sent away with a free peg leg made of the finest wood available. But they kept coming back!

Poor bastard was constantly on edge. I finally had to strip him naked and lock him. Couldn't have him going berserk with a long sword. I had wiped out his entire clan, so he would have had incentive. I ended up selling him to a passing pirate trader.

[Dingus]

It really annoys me when colonists end up with up to and beyond -75 to their mood because they don't seem to understand that the newly married woman doesn't want to go out with them and insist on badgering them every chance they get.