Count to !UPDATED! 20,000 before Tynan posts!

[Adamiks]

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[XeoNovaDan]

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[Der Failer]

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[Adamiks]

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[Barazen]

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I repeat... 5141, initialise  addition sequence

[Adamiks]

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[catter]

Look, I just wanted to see if we could get a whole page with just the numbers. Y'all let me down.

We have already done that before though...

I guess we could try again, but it would be rather boring.

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[Adamiks]

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[Rock5]

Just numbers is boring. Why not try to do a page with all comments. No just numbers.
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[Adamiks]

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[mabor0shi]

Just numbers is boring. Why not try to do a page with all comments. No just numbers.
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Numbers are boring. But we can't do "all comments". Here's why:

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Adamiks was a Polish Soldier. No that is not a hilarious sexual position. In the military they teach you that if you are captured, you should just keep repeating your name, rank, and number. He has severe PTSD, never leaves his room, just types numbers over and over. "Adamiks, Planetologist, Post Number 5147", he says to his computer. He will not cooperate with you Rock5. He can't be seduced, intimidated, bribed, tricked, or reasoned with. He is insane.
edit: Adamiks, I just finished playing Batman:Arkham Asylum and it inspired me to write you a cool backstory, bro. All the villains have funny backstories, and you are the villain of this thread right now. No offense

[Rock5]

Really? I thought maybe he has a program set up to automatically post every few hours, but your explanation makes sense too.

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[mabor0shi]

Really? I thought maybe he has a program set up to automatically post every few hours, but your explanation makes sense too.

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He never posts twice in a row. That's how you know there's probably a chance that maybe I might be certainly at least 99% totally correct. Notice how I slipped the post number in there, too. Notice how clever it was. You would never admit it, but you admire that about me. I respect you for that.
I drank coffee today.
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[Adamiks]

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[mabor0shi]

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5150_(involuntary_psychiatric_hold)
Nailed it!
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