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[catter]

It's time for an intervention...

dburgdorf, I know you're in a tough spot in life, but remember your life before the Lego? You can quit this, believe me, I can get you all the help you need. We're all concerned about your health, the Lego has taken its toll, not only on your mind and body, but on your friends and family.

It's a tough pill to swallow, but every year 7747 Americans die from Lego abuse. Do you just want to become another statistic in big Lego's twisted game, or do you want to reclaim your life?

An intervention? Why him and not me? I post more LEGO picture than he does, and I am just fine... I'm a cat for crying out loud! I should have a weaker mind, but I still am not being taken over by this LEGO pandemic. I am going to call you up a lawyer dburgdorf, his name is
mabor0shi and he will take good care of you for a good price of $77.48! Stop these fake mental conditions with court authority.

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[mabor0shi]

I am going to call you up a lawyer dburgdorf, his name is mabor0shi and he will take good care of you for a good price of $77.48!

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[gipothegip]

I'll have you know I graduated Google University after transfering from Bing Academy.

I am a fully and legally certified* armchair psychologist. Your case will not hold up in court, you can be sure of that.

I've read over 7750 articles about "The Lego Group", and they're pretty damning. You would be shocked to know what Duplo and the NSA have in common; they're spying on our kids! There's no limits, I tell you, and nobody does a thing about it. Big Lego is at it again, trying to take over the minds of our children!


*Information and research is provided as is, and I (Gipothegip) take no responsibility for any inaccuracies or damages arising out of the use of the services provided

[catter]

I'll have you know I graduated Google University after transfering from Bing Academy.

I am a fully and legally certified* armchair psychologist. Your case will not hold up in court, you can be sure of that.

I've read over 7750 articles about "The Lego Group", and they're pretty damning. You would be shocked to know what Duplo and the NSA have in common; they're spying on our kids! There's no limits, I tell you, and nobody does a thing about it. Big Lego is at it again, trying to take over the minds of our children!


*Information and research is provided as is, and I (Gipothegip) take no responsibility for any inaccuracies or damages arising out of the use of the services provided

Google University and Bing Academy? What kind of dumb cat do you take me for, even if you had those diplomas you still can't justify things that aren't true. The "LEGO Group" you speak of is a bunch of people who like LEGOs classified by others of a like mind who think that LEGOs are bad. LEGOs are nothing more than plastic/metal/wood/etc. building blocks/wedges/shapes/etc. which have the same potential for evil as a rock or other inanimate object. If anything, LEGOs are as easily possessed or used as a weapon as an inanimate object since both have pretty much the same properties. If LEGOs are even doing as you say, then it is no fault of the LEGOs... It is the fault of powers beyond our sight.

Next time I suggest you find a wider variety of sources. I say this because if you start being more abroad in your search for an answer, then when 7751 other people need to look for a issue to be fixed they can look to you as a role-model for how to accurately find the information.

Note: Catter does recognize the fact that gipothegip may be a learned person, but not a professional. Catter also recognizes the old reference made by mabor0shi to the hell apartment from the Corrupt-A-Wish thread. Catter also is not responsible for any controversy made by suggesting that LEGOs or any other inanimate object can be used as a weapon by ghosts, ghouls, spirits, or any other supernatural being.

[mabor0shi]

Catter also recognizes the old reference made by mabor0shi to the hell apartment from the Corrupt-A-Wish thread.

Out of the 7,752 experiences I experienced today, reading this was the 2nd most satisfying. It gave me a shameful pleasure, like stealing hard earned money from a child laborer or beating my grandmother with one of her own slippers.

Tea Time

[catter]

A snow plow, nothing more needs said.

[Names are for the Weak]

Ehm, yes, there are several more things to be said. To be exact, there are 7,754 more things to be said. Most of which are how you're a paid shill for Big Lego. Study after study has shown that legos are at least a billion times more addictive than heroin. I received my doctorate in armchair science from Google university, so I know what I'm talking about. Please, people, take the red pill.

[Kirby23590]

Hmmmmmm. I think i will take this notes.

Kind of dangerous too...

I should write this one and try to help 7,755 people out there. They need some information about the dangers and the addiction that's all.

[Listen1]

7756

Hey...

[mabor0shi]

7757
i guess what comes next:

7756

Hey...

catter...

[catter]

7758

i guess what comes next:

Hey...

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catter...

(I guess this is a new game we can do...)

make...

[gipothegip]

7759

(I guess this is a new game we can do...)

make...

us...

[mabor0shi]

i guess what comes next:

Hey...

...
makers...

(I guess this is a new game we can do...)

make...

Thanks for helping to get this going. I think this game is going to be very popular. I predict it will last 7,760 posts in a rowj/k

us...

count...

[Kirby23590]

i guess what comes next:

Hey...

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makers...

(I guess this is a new game we can do...)

make...

Thanks for helping to get this going. I think this game is going to be very popular. I predict it will last 7,760 posts in a rowj/k

us...

count...

7761

until...

[NeverPire]

i guess what comes next:

Hey...

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makers...

make...

us...

count...

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