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[catter]

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(someone already tried to do story making...)

let start a story!
Rules (in addition to the other rules)
one sentence per post for the story
nothing dramatic without building up to it

A man walked down a road...

[Rock5]

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blissfully unaware of what the seemingly pleasant day had in store for him.

[Barazen]

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The road was long and peaceful...

[matty491]

4389 Long and peaceful like my ****

[iame6162013]

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[catter]

...and then he saw a large pole on the side...

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[Barazen]

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.. the pole was swaying dangerously despite the still wind!

[catter]

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As the man got closer, it looked more and more like...

[Listen1]

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....The pole had a tired face, like it worked non-stop for a week. It spoke...

[catter]

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"Come eat at Joe's place! We have nice food! You don't need to be hungry! Just eat at Joe's place!"

(BTW, I won't be on here for about a week...)

[fetusthebard]

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...So He ate it. In this way He became divine..

[Daman453]

4397 Hypeeeeeeee!

[RimworldOx]

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Hyped for A16!!!

[Listen1]

Hype?

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[Cpt. DuctTape]

4400!