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[Rock5]

There'd be 4733 dead soldiers in battle.

Yep that works. I would have used pirates maybe.

4733 dead pirates on the field. 4733 dead pirates. If another one should happen to fall there would be...

[Adamiks]

4734

[mabor0shi]

There'd be 4733 dead soldiers in battle.

Yep that works. I would have used pirates maybe.

4733 dead pirates on the field. 4733 dead pirates. If another one should happen to fall there would be...

You couldn't fit 4733 pirates on the field
Pirates belong on ships, anyway. No more death here. 4734 undeaths

[buttflexspireling]

Thats a lot of chapters. Did you write them all?

And why is the rimworld creation myth not explained first? Questions...

4732 soldiers dead in battle. If one more soldier would happen to die there'd be...

-4735-

The earlier chapters are filled with love poems to Santa;
I wrote them all in detail. Rimworld surveillance footage
wasn't released because the murder cases involved weren't
solved yet.

[Spdskatr]

You couldn't fit 4733 pirates on the field

Yes you could. A dead body takes up about 1.8m^2 of area including personal space. An average sized field has about 100m*100m=10000m^2 of land. Therefore you can fit approximately 10000/1.8 = 5556 dead pirates on a field.

Thats a lot of chapters. Did you write them all?

And why is the rimworld creation myth not explained first? Questions...

4732 soldiers dead in battle. If one more soldier would happen to die there'd be...

-4735-

The earlier chapters are filled with love poems to Santa;
I wrote them all in detail. Rimworld surveillance footage
wasn't released because the murder cases involved weren't
solved yet.

Fire the CEO of the police department, they are supposed to be public-domain.

4737 ungrateful tribals dead in battle. And if one more tribal would happen to die, there'd be...

[mabor0shi]

Fire the CEO of the police department, they are supposed to be public-domain.

4737 ungrateful tribals dead in battle. And if one more tribal would happen to die, there'd be...

What country are you in where police departments have CEO's? Stop making people be dead. People dyin out there for real, yo. Alan Thicke + the dude who invented the Heimlich Maneuver just died. And they're not the only ones! Other people have died recently, as well. Perhaps dozens of them. It's not a joke, bro. It's serious business. 4738 dead tribals resurrected after battle! Not dead!
edit: You're right about those corpses, though. You are a master of all things dead.

[Rock5]

4739 resurrected tribals after battle.
4739 resurrected tribals.
If another one is resurrected after battle,
there'd be ...

[mabor0shi]

4739 resurrected tribals after battle.
4739 resurrected tribals.
If another one is resurrected after battle,
there'd be ...

4740

[Spdskatr]

4741 corn eaten by chickens
4741 corn!
And if another chicken were... ok this isn't catchy.

[Adamiks]

4742

[Neotic]

4743
Rip my rooster just OD'ed on drugs lmao

[Spdskatr]

4744

I win!

[mabor0shi]

4744

I win!

4745

You win!

[Listen1]

4744

I win!

4745

You win!

4746

He won!

[Spdskatr]

4747

I win again!