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ManHuntingSquirrel

- The Squirrel-Llama Manhunting Association CEO

pablo603


ManHuntingSquirrel

- The Squirrel-Llama Manhunting Association CEO

catter

You are right squirrel. Humans would rather have dumb animals than other ones. That is why I became more sentient in order to fend for myself. Now I can take care of myself and enjoy life. You man-hunters still are wrong though. Get a life and live out in the untouched wilderness. When the humans invade, surprise all 36 of them with your society of civilized animals.

ManHuntingSquirrel

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We have 37 species of animals including Elephants, Thrumbos and even Yorkshire Terriers raiding Human lands that we need for new homes (Because 80% of manhunters are rabbits and they reproduce very quickly) .
First we conquered planet Rodolfum Marsham VII, originally it was a Midworld but with the help of thousands of Boar Manhunting packs we conquered the planet. Nowadays RM-7 it's a paradise and the few attempts at colonization ended in death and failure.

Join and you will get a FREE travel with place for 49 cat friends!!!!1!!
- The Squirrel-Llama Manhunting Association CEO

ManHuntingSquirrel

- The Squirrel-Llama Manhunting Association CEO

catter

... Did you just do that? Did you just post twice?? DID YOU JUST BREAK A RULE?!

As a honorary member, you should be very ashamed of yourself and promise to never EVER do that again. Your second post will also not be counted.


Well, I only have 38 friends, but all of them are human. What to do now... Oh I know, I can dress them all up as cats and say they are mutants who grew to have a humanoid form. From there they will have to act more cat-like.

I will take 39 tickets to RM-7 please, I was promised free tickets.

ManHuntingSquirrel

Two questions: What's going to happen to the remaining ticket? you are going to take all 39?
- The Squirrel-Llama Manhunting Association CEO

catter

First, I'll donate the remaining to free animals in need. Second, I actually will be taking 40 since I found another cat friend. Please hurry up with getting those tickets since I really want these guys to have a better life.

ManHuntingSquirrel

Ok, i already sent them. You can also reserve a 41 star hotel room including human meat as breakfast and dinner.
- The Squirrel-Llama Manhunting Association CEO

catter

Ok, thanks...


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ManHuntingSquirrel

- The Squirrel-Llama Manhunting Association CEO

catter


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