how to fail as a public tester

[ascdren]

step 1) apply to become public tester
step 2) become public tester
step 3) get home and discover no internet for ages (ISP where adamant we hadn't paid the bill when we had)
step 4) see alpha 11 released
step 5) finally get internet back

[eatKenny]

step 1) apply to become public tester
step 2) become public tester
step 3) get home and discover no internet for ages (ISP where adamant we hadn't paid the bill when we had)
step 4) see alpha 11 released
step 5) finally get internet back

step 6) write a post so that everyone knows

[ascdren]

ah but step 6 was not required for said failing

[Klitri]

step 1) apply to become public tester
step 2) become public tester
step 3) get home and discover no internet for ages (ISP where adamant we hadn't paid the bill when we had)
step 4) see alpha 11 released
step 5) finally get internet back

step 6) write a post so that everyone knows

Step 7) Convince yourself that public testing is some sort of big secret that nobody must know about.

[Adamiks]

Tynan isn't paying you for testing, so even when you're tester you don't need actually test Rimworld when you don't have time.

[RickyMartini]

Step 8: forget to apologize 

[Tynan]

Well, maybe next alpha