Silly Stupid Colonists

[Quasarrgames]

Sometimes my colonists do such silly and stupid things that i just can't help but wonder "What were they thinking?!"

Here are some examples:

Forbes: AAAAAAAAA the prisoners are berzerk!
Griffin: OH NOOOOOO
Me: Guys just get out of there if they're berzerk!
Griffin: but i wanna finish wardening this guy...
Olesya: Time to go to the prisoner room!
Me: Are you insane?! There's 4 berzerk prisoners tearing each other apart in there!
Olesya: I'll just calm them with the power of friendship!
Me: *Sigh* [DRAFT]

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Forbes: I'm Hungry
Me: Don't eat that raw rice
Frobes: But i'm hungry!
Me: But you'll just get grumpy afterwards!
Forbes: But i'm Hungry!
Me: But Grunt is making you a meal right now!
Forbes: But i'm HUNGRY!
Me: Consume the friggin simple meal.
...
Grunt: Did you like that meal?
Forbes: Oh yes it was very delicious!
Grunt: I have another meal for you...
Forbes: Oh thanks but i'm already full-
Grunt: ... and It's a KNUCKLE SANDWIIIIICH!
/Grunt, Empath has gone berzerk!/
Forbes: AAAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING MY TOES?!
Grunt: HRRRVRRDRRRBRRRNRRLRRYRRJRRRGRRRBLRRRR


Do you have any funny colonist dialogue like this?

Edit: OH NO WHY DID I PUT THIS IN THE SUGGESTIONS PAGE WHOOPS!

[Lonely Rogue]

Suggestion- move this to the stories...
How is that for a suggestion topic? :-)