Why on earth would anyone set his own food on fire!?!

Started by Saw Candyman, September 09, 2015, 02:41:41 PM

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Saw Candyman

I had the brilliant idea to shoot a boomalope. I thought the fire wouldn't be too big. I was wrong. My whole colony had to come put the fire out. While they were firefighting, Jay, my researcher, decide to eat his simple meal. So he just set it on the ground and started eating. The derp put his food IN THE GRAZPUTIN FIRE. His simple meal caught on fire, but he just kept eating it. Zero hoots given. What on earth is wrong with him? Who do you think you ARE, Jay? The dagputin Human Torch or something? I checked his needs. I expected to see "Tried to eat fire, -30" or something, but NOOOOOOOO. All he had was "Ate off the ground." How he ate literal fire I will never know.
Magic Conch, my least favorite colonist (who has cataracts and is incapable of Dumb Labor) is bleeding to death! What should I do?

"Nothing."

THE MAGIC CONCH HAS SPOKEN!


Saw Candyman

Magic Conch, my least favorite colonist (who has cataracts and is incapable of Dumb Labor) is bleeding to death! What should I do?

"Nothing."

THE MAGIC CONCH HAS SPOKEN!

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