Prisoners

Started by johiah, September 18, 2015, 10:03:09 AM

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johiah

I was playing rimworld, as you will, and I had epoe and glittertech installed. A group of tribespeople came by, and I captured one of them. removed arms nose ears eyes jaw left lung left kidney and replaced his legs with peg legs, then I released him. I can just imagine how the tribespeople reacted when they found him wandering in the forest. James? Is that you? James doesnt react and continues stumbling through the woods. "Oh gosh, his face has been removed! Who did this to you James?" James looks up. Another man says "It must have been that colony! let's improve relations by 15!"
"My best warden has no jaw"

LaMizzy

scare them into submission?? LOL

TwixFunSize

was is this so funny lolololol

Bruvvy


BetaSpectre

lol they're just happy to see him again xD!!!!!
But yeah this would totally be a declaration of war if he made the story known.
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