Single-Sentence challenge: your worst suggestions

[REMworlder]

Awful suggestions that probably shouldn't be in RimWorld. One sentence per suggestion pls.

Some examples to kick things off:
-Colonists now require underwear.
-New class of cuddle mechanoids that attempt to violently nuzzle colonists.
-Introduce a Human Resources work category, which assists in colonist workplace safety and pension decisions.
-New type of "lava" carpet, which is literally liquid lava.

[MeowRailroad]

Removal of colonist-equippable weapons to make the game more challenging and fun.
Removal of scary things like blood, violence, surgery, sickness, hunger, blights, raids, mechanoids, weapons, corpses, skeletons, blights, starvation, challenges, prisons, injuries, etc.

[JimmyAgnt007]

Removal of choice so that everyone has the same experience watching a scripted game play out.

[A Friend]

Call the game finished at this stage. I'm sorry, Tynan don't hurt me pls

[REMworlder]

ಠ_ಠ

[BBoulanger]

OMG all of these posts are hilarious!

[s]

Fire now instakills any thing with a single touch to promote colony get-together barbecues.

[Ykara]

Colonists should demand money, otherwise they won't do anything.

[REMworlder]

Boomrats now reproduce daily

I like the money idea though. Some sort of corporate colony...

[giannikampa]

drunk thrumbos go manhunter

[skullywag]

Remove all edibles bar beer.

[Mkok]

A new event.

Mechanoid spaceship has arrived in orbit of the planet. Nuclear strike incoming. 

[Tagasaki]

introduce carpet bombing... on whole map...

[Regret]

 - Politicians: They spend all their working time talking to other pawns lowering their workspeed.
- Jehovah's witnesses: They spend all their working time talking to other pawns giving slight mood debuffs and occasionally convert others.
- Annoying: Trait that can cause the Abrasive trait to appear on people they talk to.
As you can maybe tell I am in an anti-social mood today.

- Elementals: New kind of wandering animal event, leaves a trail of whatever their element is.
- Acid Rain: Very Slowly Damages everything that is outside.
- New Storyteller: Picks one event and keeps repeating it, the only way he ramps up difficulty is by making that same event happen more and more often.
- Suicide: Alternative result of broken mind, massive mood debuff for everyone else.
- Make diseases extremely infectious including wandering plague victim events.
- Bestiality: Nope, I refuse to say anymore.
- Living Vampiric clothing: Looks just like regular clothing but when put on starts sucking blood.
- Filth attracts boomrats.
- New clothing category: Socks.
- Living vampiric socks.
- New character trait 'Druid': Talks to trees, gets mood buff.
- New character trait 'Psychic': Talks to dead people, occasionally goes on murder sprees because the voices tell her to.
- New character trait 'Insecure and creepy': Gets massive mood debuff when talking to people, gives others a mood debuff.
- Implement a sexual frustration mechanic just before Tynan goes on his next holiday but before sex is implemented.
- Invisible character trait: Violent alcoholic.
- Construction accidents: Occasionally a builder gets injured.
- Projectile vomiting.
- On map volcano eruption.
- Zombie raiders: Very infectious, obviously.
- Leprosy.
- Dunning-Kruger effect: The relation between displayed skill and real skill always is very unreliable.
- Fiery landing: Drop pods cause fires where they land.

[StorymasterQ]

(suggestions)

Those are not all bad suggestions, actually...