What are those scythers saying?

[SpookCrow]

Can anyone guess what does scythers are saying with that chittering language.

[jzero]

"man i wish i could just go back to trimming hedges for old ms. Crabapple  "

Little do we know that scythers actually fight because they are tortured souls

[StorymasterQ]

Little do we know that scythers actually fight because they are tortured souls

Also, they torture souls.

[Reddeath96]

Scyther 1 : so happened next?
Scyther 2 : well after the banging stopped the wall fell down and there it was. A human! I was so relieved! I even tried to hug him. I just couldn't believe I had been stuck in that room for 2000 years!
Scyther 1: how did that work out?
Scyther 2: He started running away screaming. I was just so happy I chased him for quite a while before I saw it...
Scyther 1: saw what?
Scyther 2: they were butchering other humans, devouring them and making hats out of their skin!!!
Scyther 1: WHAT!!!
Scyther 2: not to mention the statues they made immortalizing the act!
Scyther 1: This has to be stopped.
Scyther 2: agreed

[Panzer]

Haha, thats awesome, made me smile

[SpookCrow]

Scyther 1 : so happened next?
Scyther 2 : well after the banging stopped the wall fell down and there it was. A human! I was so relieved! I even tried to hug him. I just couldn't believe I had been stuck in that room for 2000 years!
Scyther 1: how did that work out?
Scyther 2: He started running away screaming. I was just so happy I chased him for quite a while before I saw it...
Scyther 1: saw what?
Scyther 2: they were butchering other humans, devouring them and making hats out of their skin!!!
Scyther 1: WHAT!!!
Scyther 2: not to mention the statues they made immortalizing the act!
Scyther 1: This has to be stopped.
Scyther 2: agreed

Wow that was amazing.

continue the story:

Scyther 1: It appears that the cannibals are sending their wargs after us...
Scyther 2: Well let's blow their legs off with our charge rifles to show them that we are the boss of them.
Scyther 1: Agreed...
Scyther 2: *Blows off the legs of the warg that was leading the others*
Scyther 1: Looks like the other wargs are fleeing the area and it appears that one of the wargs are eating the leading warg that you shot off their legs...
Scyther 2: Hmm must be broken, Anyway lets proceed to the Cannibals base and wipe them out.

Someone continue the story...

[jzero]

Scyther 1 : so happened next?
Scyther 2 : well after the banging stopped the wall fell down and there it was. A human! I was so relieved! I even tried to hug him. I just couldn't believe I had been stuck in that room for 2000 years!
Scyther 1: how did that work out?
Scyther 2: He started running away screaming. I was just so happy I chased him for quite a while before I saw it...
Scyther 1: saw what?
Scyther 2: they were butchering other humans, devouring them and making hats out of their skin!!!
Scyther 1: WHAT!!!
Scyther 2: not to mention the statues they made immortalizing the act!
Scyther 1: This has to be stopped.
Scyther 2: agreed

Wow that was amazing.

continue the story:

Scyther 1: It appears that the cannibals are sending their wargs after us...
Scyther 2: Well let's blow their legs off with our charge rifles to show them that we are the boss of them.
Scyther 1: Agreed...
Scyther 2: *Blows off the legs of the warg that was leading the others*
Scyther 1: Looks like the other wargs are fleeing the area and it appears that one of the wargs are eating the leading warg that you shot off their legs...
Scyther 2: Hmm must be broken, Anyway lets proceed to the Cannibals base and wipe them out.

Someone continue the story...

Scyther 1: so how about we invite 30 centipedes to drop down directly into their hydroponics room?
Scyther 2: sounds good to me!
*30 centipedes destroy entire base*
Scyther 1: well that was fun.
Scyther 2: yeah
*awkward silence*

[muffins]

Scyther 1 : so happened next?
Scyther 2 : well after the banging stopped the wall fell down and there it was. A human! I was so relieved! I even tried to hug him. I just couldn't believe I had been stuck in that room for 2000 years!
Scyther 1: how did that work out?
Scyther 2: He started running away screaming. I was just so happy I chased him for quite a while before I saw it...
Scyther 1: saw what?
Scyther 2: they were butchering other humans, devouring them and making hats out of their skin!!!
Scyther 1: WHAT!!!
Scyther 2: not to mention the statues they made immortalizing the act!
Scyther 1: This has to be stopped.
Scyther 2: agreed

Wow that was amazing.

continue the story:

Scyther 1: It appears that the cannibals are sending their wargs after us...
Scyther 2: Well let's blow their legs off with our charge rifles to show them that we are the boss of them.
Scyther 1: Agreed...
Scyther 2: *Blows off the legs of the warg that was leading the others*
Scyther 1: Looks like the other wargs are fleeing the area and it appears that one of the wargs are eating the leading warg that you shot off their legs...
Scyther 2: Hmm must be broken, Anyway lets proceed to the Cannibals base and wipe them out.

Someone continue the story...

Scyther 1: so how about we invite 30 centipedes to drop down directly into their hydroponics room?
Scyther 2: sounds good to me!
*30 centipedes destroy entire base*
Scyther 1: well that was fun.
Scyther 2: yeah
*awkward silence*

Scyther 1: Oh look up there! Are those escape pods?
Scyther 2: Yes. Three of them I think. A ship must have broken up in orbit.
Scyther 1: Re-entry streaks are so pretty.
Scyther 2: I think they are going to land right here!
Scyther 1: Lets hide in one of these ancient ruins and jump out when they least expect it! It'll be so funny!
Scyther 2: *snickers*
Scyther 1: This place looks familiar.
Scyther 2: You're imagining things.

[AllenWL]

See? See?
This is what rimworlds do.
It takes a, friendly, hedge-cutting robot, and turns it into a crazy, trigger-happy killer.

[jzero]

Scyther 1 : so happened next?
Scyther 2 : well after the banging stopped the wall fell down and there it was. A human! I was so relieved! I even tried to hug him. I just couldn't believe I had been stuck in that room for 2000 years!
Scyther 1: how did that work out?
Scyther 2: He started running away screaming. I was just so happy I chased him for quite a while before I saw it...
Scyther 1: saw what?
Scyther 2: they were butchering other humans, devouring them and making hats out of their skin!!!
Scyther 1: WHAT!!!
Scyther 2: not to mention the statues they made immortalizing the act!
Scyther 1: This has to be stopped.
Scyther 2: agreed

Wow that was amazing.

continue the story:

Scyther 1: It appears that the cannibals are sending their wargs after us...
Scyther 2: Well let's blow their legs off with our charge rifles to show them that we are the boss of them.
Scyther 1: Agreed...
Scyther 2: *Blows off the legs of the warg that was leading the others*
Scyther 1: Looks like the other wargs are fleeing the area and it appears that one of the wargs are eating the leading warg that you shot off their legs...
Scyther 2: Hmm must be broken, Anyway lets proceed to the Cannibals base and wipe them out.

Someone continue the story...

Scyther 1: so how about we invite 30 centipedes to drop down directly into their hydroponics room?
Scyther 2: sounds good to me!
*30 centipedes destroy entire base*
Scyther 1: well that was fun.
Scyther 2: yeah
*awkward silence*

Scyther 1: Oh look up there! Are those escape pods?
Scyther 2: Yes. Three of them I think. A ship must have broken up in orbit.
Scyther 1: Re-entry streaks are so pretty.
Scyther 2: I think they are going to land right here!
Scyther 1: Lets hide in one of these ancient ruins and jump out when they least expect it! It'll be so funny!
Scyther 2: *snickers*
Scyther 1: This place looks familiar.
Scyther 2: You're imagining things.

*entrance collapses behind them*
Scyther 1: Aw mannn. Not again.
Scyther 2: darn it.
Scyther 1: wait, is this the same place we were in before?. I coulda sworn we've seen that skeleton over there before.
Scyther 2: Oh yeah!, that's carl. So we ARE in the same place.
Scyther 1: Well we might as well go back into sleep mode and wait to be let out. 'night
Scyther 2: 'night

*the cycle continues*