Shellfish Advertising!

Fluffy (l2032) · February 23, 2016, 02:09:40 AM

clams! oysters! Get them here straight outta the sea! Shrimp, lobster, crayfish, and crabs! Fresh as can be!

jzero · February 23, 2016, 04:21:50 PM

*cough* https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=17354.30 *cough*

(put it there)

StorymasterQ · February 23, 2016, 08:21:43 PM

I for one would like to know where I can get some shellfish. I tried the Blue Oysters Bar but it doesn't offer what I'm looking for.

Coenmcj · February 23, 2016, 11:30:23 PM

These are the shellfish you are looking for. *Waves hand*

Listen1 · February 24, 2016, 05:50:05 AM

Shinzy · February 24, 2016, 07:24:46 AM

John.. you're.. you're a fish

muffins · February 25, 2016, 03:16:19 AM

There are no fish with shells, and shellfish are not fish, but someone in the distant past decided to call these not-fish creatures shellfish anyway.

It's like calling a horse a meat-tree. They're like trees, but are made of meat. But they're not trees really.

Listen1 · February 25, 2016, 06:04:01 AM

Quote from: muffins on February 25, 2016, 03:16:19 AM
There are no fish with shells, and shellfish are not fish, but someone in the distant past decided to call these not-fish creatures shellfish anyway.

It's like calling a horse a meat-tree. They're like trees, but are made of meat. But they're not trees really.

That is... i don't know. The more I know, the less I feel.

StorymasterQ · February 25, 2016, 07:38:49 PM

I reject your reality and substitute my own. I like my little meat-tree.

Listen1 · February 26, 2016, 07:14:21 AM

It's like having a pet muffalo in RimWorld.

"Who's a good meat tree? Yes you are, yes you are!"

StorymasterQ · February 28, 2016, 07:46:23 PM

If only we can harvest their meat without killing them...Then they're a literal meat tree.

Someone should mod that

Coenmcj · February 28, 2016, 07:50:19 PM

Sounds a bit like Julia's crazy german animal mod, where she had the fluffy milk giving cow things.