Corrupt-A-Wish

[GuesUserNameGUN]

Granted, but then you never read those books again. the stories that lifted you up when you were down. because of that, you never got out of depression. so you killed yourself.

I wish Civ 6 didnt have that horrible animated art style when it comes out

[Simon_The_Space_Engineer]

I wish Civ 6 didnt have that horrible animated art style when it comes out

your wish is granted and the art in all cut scenes no longer exist and now you can only listen to what the characters say. others can still see them and all the art is amazing but you can only see slightly better art than before.

I wish i was more motivated to write and stopped pushing that stuff off

[A Friend]

Your wish is granted and you become more motivated than you've ever been. Instead of pushing that stuff off, you started doing the opposite. You pulled that stuff towards you, with such great intensity that you've basically transformed into a black hole. None could escape your reach as you pulled all, including light to their inevitable destination. Soon enough you consumed the entire milky way galaxy and are on your way to devour the universe. Through the power of motivation.

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♪ I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was  ♪
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

(Pokemon gotta catch them all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon (gotta catch em all)
a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, gotta catch 'em all

Yeaaaah

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

(Pokemon gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon (gotta catch em all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, (gotta catch 'em all)
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all...
Gotta catch 'em allll

Gotta catch 'em all

Yeahh

Pokémon, it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon (gotta catch em all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, (gotta catch 'em all)
Gotta catch 'em all

POKEMON!

[godsring]

♪ I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was  ♪
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

(Pokemon gotta catch them all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon (gotta catch em all)
a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, gotta catch 'em all

Yeaaaah

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

(Pokemon gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon (gotta catch em all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, (gotta catch 'em all)
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all...
Gotta catch 'em allll

Gotta catch 'em all

Yeahh

Pokémon, it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon (gotta catch em all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, (gotta catch 'em all)
Gotta catch 'em all

POKEMON!

Your wish is granted you are now the greatest pokemon master of all time so good infact you became a pokemon and captured yourself with the rest of your pokemon collection sitting in your pokebank for all eternity!

I wish dungeon master would become the most popular game of its genre!

[NewJack]

   Your wish has been granted,yet you didn't specify what Dungeon master . The minigame "Dungeon Master" from sc2 becomes so popular, that the author releases more and more updates, balancing and balancing the heroes, until all the imba heroes that made it fun start sucking. The game becomes like Squadron defence: popular yet terrible.

I wish there were more Donald Trump related videos.

[Pactrick Willis]

   Your wish has been granted,yet you didn't specify what Dungeon master . The minigame "Dungeon Master" from sc2 becomes so popular, that the author releases more and more updates, balancing and balancing the heroes, until all the imba heroes that made it fun start sucking. The game becomes like Squadron defence: popular yet terrible.

I wish there were more Donald Trump related videos.

Your wish is granted, but that is because he is elected-! He starts bombarding you with propaganda and sets up a secret police. They take you, and your family, away to a camp where you will die for illegally using the internet in the United Facist States of All of america. 

I want to be able to play the Gr.10 piano book.

[godsring]

I want to be able to play the Gr.10 piano book.

You get your wish but now your unable to do anything else.. so badly infact you were found stuck at a piano starving to death your family having no other choice then to put you into a mental ward where you are stuck on machines only the thought of how to play the Gr.10 piano book going through your darkened mind...

I wish that I was loved by all

[AllenWL]

Your wish is granted, and you are loved by all...
All the mosquitoes in the world that is.

You end up fleeing in terror from the masses of mosquitoes out for your lovely blood, their love giving them super-mosquito powers that lets them cross entire oceans and chase down airplanes to reach you.
And since a large number of those mosquitoes carry deadly deceases, you spend the rest of your life cowering in the frozen arctic living off your greenhouse and drone-diliveries.
On a positive side, the giant mosquito swarm surrounds the entire arctic, preventing any one from entering, which makes the arctic one of the most well preserved location on earth.
The giant swarms of mosquitoes also don't bother anyone who doesn't approach their killer death swarm, decreasing the number of mosquito-born diseases in the world to 0.

I wish that the next person wishes for a thousand pennies.

[A Friend]

Your wish is granted and I wish for a thousand pennies to be given to you. Unfortunately there was a miscommunication and they accidentally sent a thousand penises to your home instead.

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I wish you a jolly good day.

[SirDerpface]

Granted.It will be your last though, as a bunch of people step over you while singing jolly christmas songs.
I wish for a pet mechanoid (inb4itkillsme)

[AllenWL]

Your wish is granted. However, your pet mechanoid takes about then thousand dollars worth of electricity every day, along with a million dollars worth of special alloys every month, and needs a three trillion dollar checkup every year.
Within the first year of owning your pet mechanoid, both your eyes, and ears, your nose, all four limbs, your stomach, jaw, left lung, left kidney, and all your left ribs are sold to make cash, as are all your belongings.

On the bright side, you're all right now.

I wish all diseases carried by mosquitoes disappeared.

[LouisTBR]

Your wish has been granted! All mosquito-born diseases are now eradicated! All thanks to you. No, seriously. You are harbouring them all so others cannot catch them. Your life expectancy is... oh look, 1 second. Bye!

I wish for a nuclear bomb capable of destroying ISIS.

[Pactrick Willis]

Your wish has been granted! All mosquito-born diseases are now eradicated! All thanks to you. No, seriously. You are harbouring them all so others cannot catch them. Your life expectancy is... oh look, 1 second. Bye!

I wish for a nuclear bomb capable of destroying ISIS.

You get it- However, SJW's cry about using it for so long that ISIS gets a hold of it by themselves and nukes you.

I wish my writers block was nonexistent.

[LouisTBR]

Your writer's block has taken the form of a real metal block and is currently being transported to a recycling facility. Oh, wait, no. The brick is falling. Look out!

[NewJack]

   -Louisthebadassrimworlder:
I wish I had my own portal gun.