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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish  (Read 70041 times)

catter

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #780 on: June 10, 2019, 12:47:52 AM »

Granted, but by the time you own it, the trademark has long since been dead. There is now no point in changing anything about the game.

I wish for a very short tree to hang myself from so that i don't actually get hurt while hanging...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #781 on: June 11, 2019, 03:07:47 PM »

You hang yourself in the small tree but the rope is too tight and you can't get it out of your neck, 25 years later, the small tree has grown into a big one but it doesn't matter anyway because you starved years ago

I wish for a horse, GiddyUp Core and GiddyUp Battle Mounts so i can destroy the nearby human camp
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #782 on: June 12, 2019, 03:14:07 AM »

Granted, but it takes so long for the game to load the mod that the human village built a ship and flew away before you got to them.

I wish for a knife.
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Me: Don't care, there is always a bigger fish to fry...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #783 on: July 06, 2019, 01:31:35 PM »

Granted, but a truck kills you, yes, just that.

I wish for a truck
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #784 on: July 09, 2019, 02:06:51 PM »

Wish granted, you get a truck. When you open the rear you discovers it was full of angry cat who tear you to piece.

I wish for the modder who made the "Nature's Pretty Sweet" mod to work on it some more.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #785 on: July 15, 2019, 03:43:29 AM »

Granted, however the modder decides to take a whole new direction which is the opposite of what you wanted to be done.

I wish for sharp claws.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #786 on: July 15, 2019, 10:13:31 PM »

Granted, but the claws reduce your mobility by 95%, you die while trying to eat a lavish meal when your hand slips and cuts your head off

I wish for luciferium
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #787 on: July 16, 2019, 02:45:38 AM »

Granted, but your body instead gives out on you. A luciferium  allergy is nothing to sneeze at.

I wish for a nail file.
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Me: I summon bigger fish.
GM: But you can't!
Me: Don't care, there is always a bigger fish to fry...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #788 on: July 16, 2019, 03:49:43 PM »

I don't know what's that but granted, you get eaten by a colony of canibbal cats.

I wish to know what a nail file is
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #789 on: Today at 01:07:21 AM »

You now know what a nail file is. This, however, makes you face-palm so hard that your nose breaks. You face-palmed because this is a common household item that most humans have.


I wish a sander.
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GM:You are starving in this cold wasteland. Your team lies in waiting for supplies in your small cavern. There is a fire and th-
Me: I summon bigger fish.
GM: But you can't!
Me: Don't care, there is always a bigger fish to fry...
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