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ManHuntingSquirrel

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #795 on: March 19, 2020, 06:34:23 PM »

Granted. You realize you are, in fact, a fucko.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #796 on: March 19, 2020, 11:54:40 PM »

Granted, but you must empty it every hour or else it will explode right next to you (it will even teleport just to do such a thing).

I wish to no longer be a fucko.
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« Reply #797 on: March 20, 2020, 09:55:51 AM »

Granted. You now are a fuckie.

I wish for infinite coronavirus quarantine
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #798 on: March 21, 2020, 02:31:39 AM »

Granted, the whole population of Earth has been atomized and scattered across the universe and all of them are equidistant between any nearby matter.

I wish I was no longer called anything containing "fuck" in its spelling.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #799 on: March 21, 2020, 01:41:27 PM »

Granted, you are now a fucco.

I wish for my Fallout 4 disc to repair itself so i can play again
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #800 on: March 23, 2020, 12:45:49 AM »

Granted, but instead of playing Fallout 4, you are playing Fall-In 4. Basically a game about the drudgery of being in the American Army stationed at a base in the U.S.

I wish to not be anything even related to what "fucko" or "fucco" implies.
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GM:You are starving in this cold wasteland. Your team lies in waiting for supplies in your small cavern. There is a fire and th-
Me: I summon bigger fish.
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Me: Don't care, there is always a bigger fish to fry...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #801 on: March 23, 2020, 11:07:40 AM »

Granted. I ran out of ideas so you fall out of a window into a cactus

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #802 on: March 24, 2020, 12:49:26 AM »

Granted, but you must forever look like a stereotypical hillbilly for as long as you own it.

I wish the cactus had fur instead of spines.
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GM:You are starving in this cold wasteland. Your team lies in waiting for supplies in your small cavern. There is a fire and th-
Me: I summon bigger fish.
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Me: Don't care, there is always a bigger fish to fry...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #803 on: March 25, 2020, 10:44:27 PM »

Granted. PETA lynchs you and euthanizes you because you have an owner.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #804 on: March 26, 2020, 04:26:36 AM »

Granted, but nobody plays the game anymore.

I wish to stop the animal lynches. We have rights too you know.
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GM:You are starving in this cold wasteland. Your team lies in waiting for supplies in your small cavern. There is a fire and th-
Me: I summon bigger fish.
GM: But you can't!
Me: Don't care, there is always a bigger fish to fry...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #805 on: March 26, 2020, 03:47:47 PM »

Granted. You appear dead in your hell apartment. You just don't insult TF2

I wish for people to play Team Fortress 2.
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