Corrupt-A-Wish

Started by NewJack, February 28, 2016, 11:33:36 PM

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ManHuntingSquirrel

Granted. You realize you are, in fact, a fucko.

I wish for a jar full off air

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catter

Granted, but you must empty it every hour or else it will explode right next to you (it will even teleport just to do such a thing).

I wish to no longer be a fucko.

ManHuntingSquirrel

Granted. You now are a fuckie.

I wish for infinite coronavirus quarantine
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catter

Granted, the whole population of Earth has been atomized and scattered across the universe and all of them are equidistant between any nearby matter.

I wish I was no longer called anything containing "fuck" in its spelling.

ManHuntingSquirrel

Granted, you are now a fucco.

I wish for my Fallout 4 disc to repair itself so i can play again
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catter

Granted, but instead of playing Fallout 4, you are playing Fall-In 4. Basically a game about the drudgery of being in the American Army stationed at a base in the U.S.

I wish to not be anything even related to what "fucko" or "fucco" implies.

ManHuntingSquirrel

Granted. I ran out of ideas so you fall out of a window into a cactus

I wish for tow truck
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catter

Granted, but you must forever look like a stereotypical hillbilly for as long as you own it.

I wish the cactus had fur instead of spines.

ManHuntingSquirrel

Granted. PETA lynchs you and euthanizes you because you have an owner.

I wish to be actually good at Team Fortress 2
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catter

Granted, but nobody plays the game anymore.

I wish to stop the animal lynches. We have rights too you know.

ManHuntingSquirrel

Granted. You appear dead in your hell apartment. You just don't insult TF2

I wish for people to play Team Fortress 2.
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catter

Granted, but you will always be redirected to a server that nobody can reach.

I wish to make you realize that dying in the hell apartments only means that I have to pick up a body and clean up some blood.

ManHuntingSquirrel

Granted. Does that mean you respawn? Or do you spawn in hell and the spawn point is coincidencially in your apartment? Anyways my head explodes and you get sent to prison for life for it.

I wish for a cheese and ham sandwich. With a thin layer of mayo between the cheese and bread and ketchup between the ham and cheese. (If you don't get this right i'll sue you)
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catter

Granted, but you have to give up your right to sue in order to eat it.

I wish I was alive so that I could go to court.

ManHuntingSquirrel

Granted, you come back from the dead. Now you have the ability to go to the Food Court, not to you know, Law Court.

I wish for head to stop itching

- The Squirrel-Llama Manhunting Association CEO